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Clerks III

This is either a Lord of the Rings thing - or a Jesus thing.- Hmm

This is either a Lord of the Rings thing - or a Jesus thing.
- Hmm

Full Transcript

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This is either a Lord of the Rings thing
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- or a Jesus thing. - Hmm.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
70
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:22
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
- [whispering] - [snickers] - Clerks III 00:10
- [whispering] - [snickers]
It's... [stammers] pretty clever wordplay, - Clerks III 00:09
It's... [stammers] pretty clever wordplay,
Oh, shit, I think I get it now. - Clerks III 00:05
Oh, shit, I think I get it now.
Looks like Elias has got his own Silent Bob. - Clerks III 00:04
Looks like Elias has got his own Silent Bob.
Randal has taken the Lord's name in vain again, Mr. Dante. - Clerks III 00:04
Randal has taken the Lord's name in vain again, Mr. Dan...
Please stop calling me Mr. Dante. You're 36 years old. - Clerks III 00:05
Please stop calling me Mr. Dante. You're 36 years old.
And not for nothing, but how's it taking the Lord's name in vain - Clerks III 00:06
And not for nothing, but how's it taking the Lord'...
When I'm at my lowest, I always pray to Crom. - Clerks III 00:04
When I'm at my lowest, I always pray to Crom.
I really wish you didn't worship all your false comic book idols - Clerks III 00:05
I really wish you didn't worship all your false comic b...
Batman, The Avengers, Wonder Woman, AOC. - Clerks III 00:05
Batman, The Avengers, Wonder Woman, AOC.
He may not be all woke and shit like Jesus, - Clerks III 00:05
He may not be all woke and shit like Jesus,
His God is the Living Dead, with all that goth-y shit, - Clerks III 00:07
His God is the Living Dead, with all that goth-y shit,
[scoffs] - Clerks III 00:08
[scoffs]
- But what are they doing here? - I thought we could sell them. - Clerks III 00:04
- But what are they doing here? - I thought we could sell th...
Are you se... Who the fuck flies kites anymore? - Clerks III 00:04
Are you se... Who the fuck flies kites anymore?
What century is this, Ben Franklin, and what kind of kid in this day and age - Clerks III 00:09
What century is this, Ben Franklin, and what kind of kid in ...
Who in their right mind is going to buy one of your creepy Christ kites? - Clerks III 00:04
Who in their right mind is going to buy one of your creepy C...
- I would. - [scoffs] You did, like 30 times. - Clerks III 00:05
- I would. - [scoffs] You did, like 30 times.
The only way anyone on the internet would care about this old timey bullshit - Clerks III 00:09
The only way anyone on the internet would care about this ol...
[giggling] - Clerks III 00:05
[giggling]