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Clerks III

["Whatever It Takes (Theme from The Next Generation)" playing] - You're alive!- You're...

["Whatever It Takes (Theme from
Degrassi: The Next Generation)" playing] - You're alive!
- You're alive. Are you okay?

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.459
["Whatever It Takes (Theme from Degrassi: The Next Generation)" playing]
00:00:04.546 --> 00:00:07.334
- You're alive! - You're alive. Are you okay?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:37
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
No, they didn't give me nothing in there. I had to do the whole thing sober. - Clerks III 00:04
No, they didn't give me nothing in there. I had to do t...
Since you were really preoccupied about it, - Clerks III 00:10
Since you were really preoccupied about it,
Well, if you care about him, you'll jam a vegetable down his throat. - Clerks III 00:04
Well, if you care about him, you'll jam a vegetable dow...
The guy's got more cholesterol in his arteries than blood. - Clerks III 00:04
The guy's got more cholesterol in his arteries than blo...
Got it. From now on, I'm only gonna order him food off the vegan menu at Mooby's. - Clerks III 00:05
Got it. From now on, I'm only gonna order him food off ...
If you're around his age and eat the same diet as your friend, - Clerks III 00:06
If you're around his age and eat the same diet as your ...
But here's something I want you to keep an eye out for - Clerks III 00:05
But here's something I want you to keep an eye out for
Middle-aged men tend to go through a depression - Clerks III 00:05
Middle-aged men tend to go through a depression
Now your friend might sound or act differently now - Clerks III 00:06
Now your friend might sound or act differently now
So for the next few months, - Clerks III 00:09
So for the next few months,
All right? Now my bill is in the mail. - Clerks III 00:04
All right? Now my bill is in the mail.
There was only a 20% Chance I was gonna make it out of that OR. alive tonight. - Clerks III 00:06
There was only a 20% Chance I was gonna make it out of that ...
I mean, I figure I got a 50-50 chance of dying any time I leave my apartment. - Clerks III 00:06
I mean, I figure I got a 50-50 chance of dying any time I le...
But today, - Clerks III 00:09
But today,
There was an 80% chance - Clerks III 00:05
There was an 80% chance
There was an 80% chance I would never know for a medical fact - Clerks III 00:06
There was an 80% chance I would never know for a medical fac...
I was going to miss a lot of shit if you didn't call that ambulance today. - Clerks III 00:04
I was going to miss a lot of shit if you didn't call th...
When I was lying there, wondering if I was going to die... - Clerks III 00:04
When I was lying there, wondering if I was going to die...
I saw the whole movie of my life flash before my eyes. - Clerks III 00:04
I saw the whole movie of my life flash before my eyes.
It sucked. [scoffs] - Clerks III 00:10
It sucked. [scoffs]