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Clerks III

Why am I casting customersto say all this stupid shit when I still see the real customers...

Why am I casting customers
to say all this stupid shit when I still see the real customers who said all this stupid shit in the first
place come in here every day?

Full Transcript

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Why am I casting customers to say all this stupid shit
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when I still see the real customers
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who said all this stupid shit in the first place come in here every day?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:21
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
Oh, my God! You can't just turn regular people into movie stars. - Clerks III 00:05
Oh, my God! You can't just turn regular people into mov...
Noinch, Noinch, Noinch! Smokin' weed, smokin' weed! - Clerks III 00:05
Noinch, Noinch, Noinch! Smokin' weed, smokin' weed...
- Ooh, a pornography movie? - [Randal] It's not a porno movie. - Clerks III 00:04
- Ooh, a pornography movie? - [Randal] It's not a porno...
I don't know. Who would we be playing in this movie? - Clerks III 00:04
I don't know. Who would we be playing in this movie?
Well, it's these two characters I kinda based on you and Maggie Simpson here. - Clerks III 00:05
Well, it's these two characters I kinda based on you an...
What are you talking about? All the shit in there - Clerks III 00:07
What are you talking about? All the shit in there
Why do you have me saying stupid shit like "Snootchie Bootchies" all the time? - Clerks III 00:05
Why do you have me saying stupid shit like "Snootchie B...
I'll tell you what, if you guys play yourselves in the movie, - Clerks III 00:07
I'll tell you what, if you guys play yourselves in the ...
Well, in addition to being the comic relief in the movie, - Clerks III 00:07
Well, in addition to being the comic relief in the movie,
Ooh, we learned about food prep back when we ran the fucking Cock Smoker. - Clerks III 00:06
Ooh, we learned about food prep back when we ran the fucking...
[chuckling] No. We had drugs in the front and drugs in the back. - Clerks III 00:05
[chuckling] No. We had drugs in the front and drugs in the b...
So if Elias is playing Elias, and these dopes are playing themselves, - Clerks III 00:06
So if Elias is playing Elias, and these dopes are playing th...
Well, funny you should ask, 'cause earlier today - Clerks III 00:09
Well, funny you should ask, 'cause earlier today
[bell jingles] - Clerks III 00:05
[bell jingles]
What is this gamey, tawdry trash - Clerks III 00:06
What is this gamey, tawdry trash
It's just a movie I'm making about my life, - Clerks III 00:06
It's just a movie I'm making about my life,
Hey! Watch it with my artistic expression. - Clerks III 00:04
Hey! Watch it with my artistic expression.
It's my life. - Clerks III 00:05
It's my life.
I minored in drama. I majored in oral surgery. - Clerks III 00:05
I minored in drama. I majored in oral surgery.
And I'm not going to let you finish this film either, - Clerks III 00:05
And I'm not going to let you finish this film either,