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Clerks III

You're not even supposed to be here today

Randal:

You're not even supposed to be here today

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You're not even supposed to be here today
Duration
5 seconds
Views
324
Timestamp in Movie
01:29:51
Uploaded
Nov 14, 2022
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.

Actors

Jeff Anderson
Randal
Jeff Anderson
[Randal] Come on in here, ya little butt thief, - Clerks III 00:05
[Randal] Come on in here, ya little butt thief,
Yeah, well, after all this time of being my biggest and only fanboy, - Clerks III 00:07
Yeah, well, after all this time of being my biggest and only...
Besides, I told you way back when we worked at Mooby's, - Clerks III 00:06
Besides, I told you way back when we worked at Mooby's,
Who the fuck else am I going to hang out with? It's you and me, buddy. - Clerks III 00:04
Who the fuck else am I going to hang out with? It's you...
Well, look who it is, Mr. Big Shit. - Clerks III 00:04
Well, look who it is, Mr. Big Shit.
Well, look who it is, Mrs. Big Clit. - Clerks III 00:04
Well, look who it is, Mrs. Big Clit.
I was surprised to see you at the cemetery. You flew up for Dante? - Clerks III 00:05
I was surprised to see you at the cemetery. You flew up for ...
Well, I did almost marry the man, and if I had, - Clerks III 00:08
Well, I did almost marry the man, and if I had,
Yeah, because after a year with you, he'd have killed himself. - Clerks III 00:05
Yeah, because after a year with you, he'd have killed h...
I think I heard you had a heart attack. Am I right? - Clerks III 00:05
I think I heard you had a heart attack. Am I right?
To what do I owe the pleasure of your entirely unwelcome visit? - Clerks III 00:06
To what do I owe the pleasure of your entirely unwelcome vis...
I loaned Dante 30 grand - Clerks III 00:09
I loaned Dante 30 grand
Now he's gone, and if you can't pay me back, - Clerks III 00:07
Now he's gone, and if you can't pay me back,
[sighs] - Clerks III 00:06
[sighs]
Lend your might to the meek and deliver us from this succubus. - Clerks III 00:06
Lend your might to the meek and deliver us from this succubu...
- The kites are flying! - [yelps] - Clerks III 00:05
- The kites are flying! - [yelps]
- So? - The two of us just made... - Clerks III 00:04
- So? - The two of us just made...
- Hail Satan! - I'm crypto rich, bitch! - Clerks III 00:04
- Hail Satan! - I'm crypto rich, bitch!
I just cashed out $100,000 just to flex and buy sex. - Clerks III 00:05
I just cashed out $100,000 just to flex and buy sex.
I'll never be able to earn my place behind this counter, - Clerks III 00:06
I'll never be able to earn my place behind this counter...