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You're the guy who can never decide whether to shit or get off the pot
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Clerks III

You're the guy who can never decidewhether to shit or get off the pot

You're the guy who can never decide
whether to shit or get off the pot

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You're the guy who can never decide whether to shit or get off the pot.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:48
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,BondIt Media Capital,Lionsgate,TPC

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Movie Summary

Dante, Elias, and Jay and Silent Bob are enlisted by Randal after a heart attack to make a movie about the convenience store that started it all.
For now on, I'm gonna shit bricks, or what's the point of being here? - Clerks III 00:05
For now on, I'm gonna shit bricks, or what's the p...
So come on, man, get behind me when I shit for once. - Clerks III 00:05
So come on, man, get behind me when I shit for once.
[scoffs] - Clerks III 00:07
[scoffs]
[Becky] Well, well, well, here he is, - Clerks III 00:06
[Becky] Well, well, well, here he is,
I Sit on Your Grave. - Clerks III 00:06
I Sit on Your Grave.
I Spit on Your Grave. - Clerks III 00:07
I Spit on Your Grave.
Ah, so this is a dream. - Clerks III 00:04
Ah, so this is a dream.
If it is, then you need to learn to dream bigger. - Clerks III 00:04
If it is, then you need to learn to dream bigger.
I'll have you know that being dead only increases your sex drive. - Clerks III 00:06
I'll have you know that being dead only increases your ...
[laughs] - Clerks III 00:05
[laughs]
I have knocked boots with the ghost of Cleopatra, sir. - Clerks III 00:05
I have knocked boots with the ghost of Cleopatra, sir.
And Miles Davis and Frederick Douglass together. - Clerks III 00:05
And Miles Davis and Frederick Douglass together.
Oh, I remember. You were very convincing. - Clerks III 00:04
Oh, I remember. You were very convincing.
[crying] - Clerks III 00:10
[crying]
Because there are more tales to tell, Hicks. - Clerks III 00:04
Because there are more tales to tell, Hicks.
As long as you're alive, you can always start another chapter. - Clerks III 00:05
As long as you're alive, you can always start another c...
So live while you can, love while you can. - Clerks III 00:05
So live while you can, love while you can.
[sniffles] That all sounds pretty romantic, - Clerks III 00:08
[sniffles] That all sounds pretty romantic,
[yelling] I'm not even supposed to be here today! - Clerks III 00:05
[yelling] I'm not even supposed to be here today!
I'm not even supposed to be here today. [cries] - Clerks III 00:08
I'm not even supposed to be here today. [cries]