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Dear Lord, please do that thing that Emma said
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Dear Lord, please do thatthing that Emma said, and also please giveme the confidence of a...

Dear Lord, please do that
thing that Emma said, and also please give
me the confidence of a mediocre white
man so I can go through my life as
brazen as I'd like

Full Transcript

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Dear Lord, please do that thing that Emma said,
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and also please give me the confidence
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of a mediocre white man so I can go
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through my life as brazen as I'd like.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:07
Uploaded
Jun 19, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror, thriller
Production
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Movie Summary

A college student who will do just about anything for Internet fame is kidnapped by a fan, and her reluctant roommate is the only one who can save her in this horror satire of popularity culture.
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