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Do you ever wake up in the morning, think boy
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Do you ever wake up inthe morning, think boy, I wish I couldpoop, but I can't

Do you ever wake up in
the morning, think boy, I wish I could
poop, but I can't

Full Transcript

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Do you ever wake up in the morning, think boy,
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I wish I could poop, but I can't.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:58
Uploaded
Jun 19, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror, thriller
Production
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Movie Summary

A college student who will do just about anything for Internet fame is kidnapped by a fan, and her reluctant roommate is the only one who can save her in this horror satire of popularity culture.
It'll make your bowels so soft, - Clickbait 00:05
It'll make your bowels so soft,
Toots strudels, comes in new three flavors: - Clickbait 00:07
Toots strudels, comes in new three flavors:
Toot strudels, get it out while it's in there. - Clickbait 00:04
Toot strudels, get it out while it's in there.
♪ Drop drop drop ♪ - Clickbait 00:09
♪ Drop drop drop ♪
Oh my god, thanks for the rose, by the way. - Clickbait 00:05
Oh my god, thanks for the rose, by the way.
Wow, Brayden really likes to stomp on things. - Clickbait 00:05
Wow, Brayden really likes to stomp on things.
That makes me feel a little bit better - Clickbait 00:05
That makes me feel a little bit better
Don't be, Officer Dobson's right outside, - Clickbait 00:04
Don't be, Officer Dobson's right outside,
Well, they probably gave them one - Clickbait 00:06
Well, they probably gave them one
I'd say we have to do some flashes, - Clickbait 00:08
I'd say we have to do some flashes,
Her first chemo flash is third after the kidnapping, - Clickbait 00:07
Her first chemo flash is third after the kidnapping,
Nah, I'm already feeling as confident - Clickbait 00:05
Nah, I'm already feeling as confident
I wish I could be as confident as Dobson. - Clickbait 00:04
I wish I could be as confident as Dobson.
Well, I gotta go to bed, I'm totally frazzled. - Clickbait 00:05
Well, I gotta go to bed, I'm totally frazzled.
Being creepy sure brings out my hunger. - Clickbait 00:04
Being creepy sure brings out my hunger.
Crouching in the bushes all night making you peckish? - Clickbait 00:04
Crouching in the bushes all night making you peckish?
When I'm outside someone's window, - Clickbait 00:09
When I'm outside someone's window,
When I need a break, I just force open their door, - Clickbait 00:07
When I need a break, I just force open their door,
Nothing like a self-heating toaster pastry - Clickbait 00:08
Nothing like a self-heating toaster pastry
With patented radioactive isotope technology, - Clickbait 00:09
With patented radioactive isotope technology,