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It's not a joke, your first cell
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It's not a joke,your first cell was probably an adrenal cell, and then you started...

It's not a joke,
your first cell was probably an adrenal cell, and then you started producing
cortisol before mitosis

Full Transcript

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It's not a joke, your first cell
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was probably an adrenal cell,
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and then you started producing cortisol before mitosis.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:39
Uploaded
Jun 19, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror, thriller
Production
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Movie Summary

A college student who will do just about anything for Internet fame is kidnapped by a fan, and her reluctant roommate is the only one who can save her in this horror satire of popularity culture.
I thought you didn't study for biology class. - Clickbait 00:04
I thought you didn't study for biology class.
At least we have our new doppelgänger knives now. - Clickbait 00:04
At least we have our new doppelgänger knives now.
A doppelgänger means an evil mirror image of a person, - Clickbait 00:06
A doppelgänger means an evil mirror image of a person,
I'm sure a heart full of darkness, - Clickbait 00:06
I'm sure a heart full of darkness,
No one cares if I'm smart, - Clickbait 00:10
No one cares if I'm smart,
You think that there even are rules, - Clickbait 00:06
You think that there even are rules,
Fine, I guess I'll loosen up a little bit then. - Clickbait 00:05
Fine, I guess I'll loosen up a little bit then.
Once the blood is drained from the cadaver, - Clickbait 00:12
Once the blood is drained from the cadaver,
The body remains completely flexible - Clickbait 00:08
The body remains completely flexible
And ba bum bum! - Clickbait 00:05
And ba bum bum!
I guess Emma wanted to get a slightly closer look. - Clickbait 00:04
I guess Emma wanted to get a slightly closer look.
Emma, Emma, Emma. - Clickbait 00:06
Emma, Emma, Emma.
Uh, you fainted and fell face - Clickbait 00:04
Uh, you fainted and fell face
Ohh, I hate when that happens. - Clickbait 00:06
Ohh, I hate when that happens.
The following flash has been - Clickbait 00:04
The following flash has been
Do you ever wake up in the morning, think boy, - Clickbait 00:05
Do you ever wake up in the morning, think boy,
It'll make your bowels so soft, - Clickbait 00:05
It'll make your bowels so soft,
Toots strudels, comes in new three flavors: - Clickbait 00:07
Toots strudels, comes in new three flavors:
Toot strudels, get it out while it's in there. - Clickbait 00:04
Toot strudels, get it out while it's in there.
♪ Drop drop drop ♪ - Clickbait 00:09
♪ Drop drop drop ♪