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Like every patriotic American, you wanna startyour morning right with delicious,...

Like every patriotic American, you wanna start
your morning right with delicious, nutritious
toaster pastries

Full Transcript

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Like every patriotic American,
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you wanna start your morning right
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with delicious, nutritious toaster pastries.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:54
Uploaded
Jun 19, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror, thriller
Production
Launch Over

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Movie Summary

A college student who will do just about anything for Internet fame is kidnapped by a fan, and her reluctant roommate is the only one who can save her in this horror satire of popularity culture.
But heating up normal toaster pastries is such a hassle. - Clickbait 00:05
But heating up normal toaster pastries is such a hassle.
Even when they do, they always come out too cold. - Clickbait 00:05
Even when they do, they always come out too cold.
Just open the packaging, - Clickbait 00:08
Just open the packaging,
Normal toaster pastries get cold before you can finish them. - Clickbait 00:05
Normal toaster pastries get cold before you can finish them.
Toot strudels stay the perfect temperature all day long. - Clickbait 00:05
Toot strudels stay the perfect temperature all day long.
Don't spend hours making perfect - Clickbait 00:06
Don't spend hours making perfect
With three toot strudels fluorescent glow favorites. - Clickbait 00:05
With three toot strudels fluorescent glow favorites.
So we put two amazing, - Clickbait 00:05
So we put two amazing,
That's right, two perfect temperature - Clickbait 00:06
That's right, two perfect temperature
So you get a double dose that will set - Clickbait 00:06
So you get a double dose that will set
And don't forget to take our which toot strudel - Clickbait 00:09
And don't forget to take our which toot strudel
Or spontaneous and weird, like atomic eggplant. - Clickbait 00:04
Or spontaneous and weird, like atomic eggplant.
The inventor of the patented toot strudel - Clickbait 00:07
The inventor of the patented toot strudel
Join me on November 11th - Clickbait 00:06
Join me on November 11th
And you could win a lifetime supply of toot strudels. - Clickbait 00:06
And you could win a lifetime supply of toot strudels.
That's right, three square meals a day - Clickbait 00:09
That's right, three square meals a day
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Just upload your best five bolt flashes
The official toaster pastry of str33ker. - Clickbait 00:04
The official toaster pastry of str33ker.
There's froot in every toot. - Clickbait 00:05
There's froot in every toot.
Um, I was speaking at normal indoor volume. - Clickbait 00:04
Um, I was speaking at normal indoor volume.