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Clone High

Historical figures who have been cloned and placed back in high school, including Abraham Lincoln, Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, John F. Kennedy and more, as they face the trials of normal teenage life.

Director

N/A

Year

Genre

animation, comedy, sci-fi

Production

MTV Entertainment Studios,ShadowMachine,Lord Miller,Doozer

Awards

Won 1 Primetime Emmy. 1 win & 2 nominations total

Homepage

https://www.max.com/shows/bd3ecf08-2ec6-4400-8c9a-06c0e6604740

Topher Bus

Harriet Tubman

Abe Lincoln

Cleopatra

Principal Dr. Cinnamon J. Scudworth

Candide Simpson

JFK

Christopher Miller

Frida Kahlo

Joan of Arc

Nicole Sullivan

Confucius

Confucius' Mom

Jana Schmieding

12 episodes, 2023-2024

George Washington Carver

5 episodes, 2023

Dannah Feinglass Phirman

5 episodes, 2023-2024

Danielle Schneider

Jackee the Ripper

Mary

Toussaint Louverture

Jermaine Fowler

Schneider Snorkelle

1 episode, 2023

1 episode, 2023

1 episode, 2024

Dr. Neelankavil

1 episode, 2023

1 episode, 2023

Michael Bolton

1 episode, 2023

Frida's Adopted Dad

Nostradamus

Sandra Sandria

Renée Elise Goldsberry

Wesley

1 episode, 2023

Mrs. C

Lady Godiva

1 episode, 2023

1 episode, 2024

1 episode, 2023

Professor Hirsute

Paul F. Tompkins

1 episode, 2024

Charley Steiner

Ethel Merman

Marissa Jaret Winokur

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Harriet Tubman Candide Sampson

Ugh, if you're gonna
ask a girl to prom, - Clone High

Ugh, if you're gonna ask a girl to prom,

[loud screeching] - Clone High

[loud screeching]

Snowflake Jake,
this holiday's mascot, - Clone High

Snowflake Jake, this holiday's mascot,

I can’t wait
to turn your beloved dump - Clone High

I can’t wait to turn your beloved dump

Hey, Joan. I heard
you had a sex dream - Clone High

Hey, Joan. I heard you had a sex dream

-JOAN OF ARC: I’m not a--
-(HOWLS) - Clone High

-JOAN OF ARC: I’m not a-- -(HOWLS)

-(BLOWS NOSE, SOBS)
-...would you like to go with me - Clone High

-(BLOWS NOSE, SOBS) -...would you like to go with me

Whatever, I don't need
some guy in rented pants - Clone High

Whatever, I don't need some guy in rented pants

No, I had a math dream
in sex class. - Clone High

No, I had a math dream in sex class.

Or as we will be known
from now on, Joan and JFK. - Clone High

Or as we will be known from now on, Joan and JFK.

-Oh, hi, Joan.
-Hey, Mr. B. - Clone High

-Oh, hi, Joan. -Hey, Mr. B.

-(MIC SCREECHING)
-Sit down you hormonal turds. - Clone High

-(MIC SCREECHING) -Sit down you hormonal turds.

It's not like all of those
exclusive religious holidays - Clone High

It's not like all of those exclusive religious holidays

Jo...king aside, - Clone High

Jo...king aside,

Oh, I love deep things,
like swimming pools - Clone High

Oh, I love deep things, like swimming pools

Joan, you know the expression - Clone High

Joan, you know the expression

Everyone expects me to ace them
and get into Clone State, - Clone High

Everyone expects me to ace them and get into Clone State,

My boy-toy, JFK. No
stress, just fun. - Clone High

My boy-toy, JFK. No stress, just fun.

Ooh, it's time
for the ceremonial - Clone High

Ooh, it's time for the ceremonial

I’m sure many of you
are wondering what’s next? - Clone High

I’m sure many of you are wondering what’s next?

Well, uh, thank you. (CHUCKLES) - Clone High

Well, uh, thank you. (CHUCKLES)

There’s a Goonies clause
in the contract that states, - Clone High

There’s a Goonies clause in the contract that states,

I'm just so devastated
about my breakup with JFK. - Clone High

I'm just so devastated about my breakup with JFK.

(FIRE CRACKLING) - Clone High

(FIRE CRACKLING)

* Bong-bong,
bong-bong * - Clone High

* Bong-bong, bong-bong *

Speaking of fun, I got something - Clone High

Speaking of fun, I got something

Well, let us tell you
about a magical place - Clone High

Well, let us tell you about a magical place

I miss having someone
who loves me no matter what. - Clone High

I miss having someone who loves me no matter what.

[tender acoustic music] - Clone High

[tender acoustic music]

I was gonna say
there's something - Clone High

I was gonna say there's something

- Um, not here, babe.
- This necklace. - Clone High

- Um, not here, babe. - This necklace.

Yes, I do. Wesley. - Clone High

Yes, I do. Wesley.

Plus, prom is the night - Clone High

Plus, prom is the night

This prom is so going to be
the best night of our lives. - Clone High

This prom is so going to be the best night of our lives.

- What?
- See, together, - Clone High

- What? - See, together,

It's just not Snowflake Day
without a lamb taco. - Clone High

It's just not Snowflake Day without a lamb taco.

(MUMBLES) I like the one
that does the paintings - Clone High

(MUMBLES) I like the one that does the paintings

CANDIDE SAMPSON:
♪ Five, six, seven, eight ♪ - Clone High

CANDIDE SAMPSON: ♪ Five, six, seven, eight ♪

The theme
is totally kick-ass: - Clone High

The theme is totally kick-ass:

Uh, listen, Abe, I really
don't want to go to prom. - Clone High

Uh, listen, Abe, I really don't want to go to prom.

I guess I could use
a study buddy for the PXJTs. - Clone High

I guess I could use a study buddy for the PXJTs.

I've been seeking companionship - Clone High

I've been seeking companionship

Oh, it’s nothing like that.
(CHUCKLES) - Clone High

Oh, it’s nothing like that. (CHUCKLES)

Despite our breakup, - Clone High

Despite our breakup,

(ABE LINCOLN SOBBING) - Clone High

(ABE LINCOLN SOBBING)

Well, you better
be cheerful - Clone High

Well, you better be cheerful

Uh...
JoanFK is so heavy. - Clone High

Uh... JoanFK is so heavy.

It's a long, epic,
and award-worthy story. - Clone High

It's a long, epic, and award-worthy story.

STUDENTS: Arroyo!
Arroyo! Arroyo! - Clone High

STUDENTS: Arroyo! Arroyo! Arroyo!

Which, since I'm Cleopatra,
will be the most original - Clone High

Which, since I'm Cleopatra, will be the most original

♪ Drinking Jägerbombs
Wearing shoes in the shower ♪ - Clone High

♪ Drinking Jägerbombs Wearing shoes in the shower ♪

What if, by
wearing this necklace, - Clone High

What if, by wearing this necklace,

Oh, it must be nice
to have female friends, - Clone High

Oh, it must be nice to have female friends,

♪ ("CLONE HIGH THEME SONG"
BY ABANDONED POOLS PLAYING) ♪ - Clone High

♪ ("CLONE HIGH THEME SONG" BY ABANDONED POOLS PLAY...

-♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-STUDENTS: Arroyo! Arroyo! - Clone High

-♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -STUDENTS: Arroyo! Arroyo!...

[rock music] - Clone High

Speaking of which, Abe, - Clone High

Speaking of which, Abe,

It's not your fault, little man.
Your parents love you very much. - Clone High

It's not your fault, little man. Your parents love you ...

Back in 2003, - Clone High

Oh, Joan,
you poor spinster. - Clone High

Oh, Joan, you poor spinster.

I'm so excited because
people really care - Clone High

I'm so excited because people really care

It's time for me to tell her
how I feel, Gandhi. - Clone High

It's time for me to tell her how I feel, Gandhi.

♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - Clone High

♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

- Huh? Ah.
- and sharing it, - Clone High

- Huh? Ah. - and sharing it,

I'll make sure you get to prom,
one way or another. - Clone High

I'll make sure you get to prom, one way or another.

Oh, Wesley, I'm afraid
you have amnesia. - Clone High

Oh, Wesley, I'm afraid you have amnesia.

-(MUNCHES, CRIES)
-♪ (SOMBER MUSIC FADES) ♪ - Clone High

-(MUNCHES, CRIES) -♪ (SOMBER MUSIC FADES) ♪

Hey, let's all go swimming
in my pool. - Clone High

Hey, let's all go swimming in my pool.

And you're humping my leg. - Clone High

And you're humping my leg.

Was it because you're a loser
with dry eyes - Clone High

Was it because you're a loser with dry eyes

BOTH:
♪ You can go to Clone High ♪ - Clone High

BOTH: ♪ You can go to Clone High ♪

And by "pool,"
I mean "bathtub." - Clone High

And by "pool," I mean "bathtub."

You're the evil principal
of a high school - Clone High

You're the evil principal of a high school

♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
CONCLUDES) ♪ - Clone High

♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

Cut them sometimes, Joan,
you can't always - Clone High

Cut them sometimes, Joan, you can't always

Sharing a name with JFK
doesn't seem like something - Clone High

Sharing a name with JFK doesn't seem like something

The only float I care
about is you, Joan, - Clone High

The only float I care about is you, Joan,

No takers so far,
Marie Curie, - Clone High

No takers so far, Marie Curie,

- ♪ (SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- Back in the 2000s, - Clone High

- ♪ (SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - Back in the 2000s,

[sighs] - Clone High

And I should know,
being her best friend - Clone High

And I should know, being her best friend

And there's potential to mingle
and possibly tingle. - Clone High

And there's potential to mingle and possibly tingle.

♪ ("CLONE HIGH" THEME SONG
BY ABANDONED POOLS PLAYING) ♪ - Clone High

♪ ("CLONE HIGH" THEME SONG BY ABANDONED POOLS PLAY...

You’ve always got me
by your side. Always! - Clone High

You’ve always got me by your side. Always!

And now that my testicles
have descended, - Clone High

And now that my testicles have descended,

Anyhoo, TV personality
John Stamos - Clone High

Anyhoo, TV personality John Stamos

And by boat, I mean penis. And
by float, I also mean penis. - Clone High

And by boat, I mean penis. And by float, I also mean penis.

JoanFK is better than
the other option, JFKoan. - Clone High

JoanFK is better than the other option, JFKoan.

Yeah, it's been a secret
I practically never talk about - Clone High

Yeah, it's been a secret I practically never talk about

Sounds sweet,
but I think I'm gonna - Clone High

Sounds sweet, but I think I'm gonna

Clone High poster

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Historical figures who have been cloned and placed back in high school, including Abraham Lincoln, Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, John F. Kennedy and more, as they face the trials of normal teenage life.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: N/A

Writer: Bill Lawrence, Phil Lord, Christopher Miller

Production: MTV Entertainment Studios,ShadowMachine,Lord Miller,Doozer

Genre: animation, comedy, sci-fi

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.3

BoxOffice:

Released: 23 May 2023

Awards: Won 1 Primetime Emmy. 1 win & 2 nominations total

Homepage: https://www.max.com/shows/bd3ecf08-2ec6-4400-8c9a-06c0e6604740