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What is this Hey you know what's playing in townPinocchio The kids have never seen PinocchioYou guys have never seen Pinocchio You'll love itAww I don't believe thisWho wants to go to see some dumb
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Roy Neary:
Hey, you know what's playing in town? "Pinocchio"! You guys have never seen "Pinocchio". You guys have never seen "Pinocchio", you're in luck!Brad Neary:Aw, who wants to see some dumb cartoon rated 'G' for kids?Roy Neary:How old are you?Brad Neary:Eight.Roy Neary:You wanna be nine?Brad Neary:Yeah.Roy Neary:Then you're going to go see Pinocchio tomorrow night.Ronnie Neary:Roy, that is a wonderful way to win over your children.Roy Neary:I'm not serious, I'm just saying that I grew up with "Pinocchio", and if kids are still kids, they're going to eat it up.Roy Neary:Okay. Okay, I'm wrong. I'm Wrong. I'm Wrong Roy, alright.Roy Neary:Toby! You are close to death! Come out here!Roy Neary:Okay, now, I'm gonna give you your choice. I'm not gonna be biased in any way. Tomorrow night you can either play Goofy Golf, which means a lot of waiting and shoving and pushing and probably getting a zero or you can see "Pinocchio" - which is a lot of furry animals and magic and you'll have a wonderful time. Okay? Now, let's vote.Brad Neary, Toby Neary:Golf!

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What is this Hey you know what's playing in town
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Pinocchio The kids have never seen Pinocchio
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You guys have never seen Pinocchio You'll love it
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Aww I don't believe this
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Who wants to go to see some dumb cartoon rated g for kids
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How old are you Eight
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You wanna be 9 Yeah
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Then you're gonna see Pinocchio tomorrow night
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Roy that is a wonderful way to win over your children
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I'm not serious I'm just saying that I grew up with Pinocchio
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And if kids are still kids they're gonna eat it up
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Okay
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Okay I'm wrong I'm wrong I'm wrong Roy all right
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Toby You are close to death
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Come out here
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Roy Okay now I'm gonna give you your choice
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I'm not gonna be biased in any way
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Tomorrow night you can play goofy golf waiting and shoving and pushing
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And probably getting a zero or you can see Pinocchio
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Which is furry animals and magic and you'll have a wonderful time Okay
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Now let's vote Both Golf
Available in 7 languages
Duration
67 seconds
Views
2,174
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:14
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
Production
Julia/Michael Phillips Productions,Columbia Pictures,EMI Films

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Movie Summary

Roy Neary, an Indiana electric lineman, finds his quiet and ordinary daily life turned upside down after a close encounter with a UFO, spurring him to an obsessed cross-country quest for answers as a momentous event approaches.

Actors

Richard Dreyfuss
Roy Neary
Brad Neary
Teri Garr
Ronnie Neary