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So he's a dermatologistCan you get more boring than thatObituaristFailed novelist please
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Failed novelist, please

Closer • 2004
Dan:
So, he's a dermatologist. Can you get more boring than that?Anna:Obituarist?Dan:Failed novelist, please

Full Transcript

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So he's a dermatologist
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Can you get more boring than that
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Obituarist
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Failed novelist please
Available in 7 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
480
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:36
Uploaded
Mar 14, 2026
Genres
drama, romance
Production
Columbia Pictures,Inside Track

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Movie Summary

Two couples disintegrate when they begin destructive adulterous affairs with each other.

Actors

Jude Law
Dan
Jude Law
Julia Roberts
Anna
Julia Roberts
Look at me. - Closer 00:14
Look at me.
I'm your stranger Jump - Closer 00:05
I'm your stranger Jump
He's a stringy fucker - Closer 00:04
He's a stringy fucker
Did you tell him we call him cupidNo that's our jokeI had a chat with young AliceFancy herOf course Not as much as youWhy notYou're a woman She's a girlShe has the moronic beauty of youth but she's slyShe seems open to meYeah That's how she wants to - Closer 00:53
Did you tell him we call him cupidNo that's our jokeI...
She has the moronic beauty of youth but she's sly - Closer 00:06
She has the moronic beauty of youth but she's sly
You forget you're dealingwith a clinical observer of the human carnivalAm I nowOh yes HmmYou seem more like the cat that got the creamStop licking yourself - Closer 00:11
You forget you're dealingwith a clinical observer of...
That's the nastiest thing you've ever said to me. - Closer 00:06
That's the nastiest thing you've ever said to me.
That's horrible. - Closer 00:08
That's horrible.
Where have you been? - Closer 00:23
Where have you been?
This will hurt - Closer 00:04
This will hurt
This will hurt. - Closer 00:15
This will hurt.
Have a nice one. - Closer 00:06
Have a nice one.
As dermatological conferences go it was a riot - Closer 00:06
As dermatological conferences go it was a riot
I'm going. - Closer 00:21
I'm going.
Is it because she's successfulNo it's because she doesn't need me - Closer 00:07
Is it because she's successfulNo it's because she...
Did you bring her here? - Closer 00:08
Did you bring her here?
You're a piece of shit - Closer 00:03
You're a piece of shit
Deception is brutalI'm not pretending otherwiseHowHow does it workHow do you do this to someoneNot good enough - Closer 00:15
Deception is brutalI'm not pretending otherwiseHowHow...
I fell in love with her AliceOh as if you had no choiceThere's a moment There's always a momentI can do this I can give in to this or I can resist itAnd I don't know when your moment wasbut I bet you there was one - Closer 00:15
I fell in love with her AliceOh as if you had no...
It's not safe out thereOh and it's safe in here - Closer 00:05
It's not safe out thereOh and it's safe in here