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This man comes into the cafe today and he saysHey waitress what are you waiting forFunny guySo I goI'm waiting for a man to come in hereand fuck me sidewayswith a beautiful line like thatWhat did he

He asked for a cup of tea with two sugars

Closer • 2004

Alice:
So this man comes into the café today, and he says, "Hey waitress, what are you waiting for?"Dan:Funny guy.Alice:So I go, "I'm waiting for a man to come in here and fuck me sideways with a beautiful line like that."Dan:So what did he ask for?Alice:He asked for a cup of tea with two sugars

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This man comes into the cafe today and he says

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Hey waitress what are you waiting for

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Funny guy

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So I go

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I'm waiting for a man to come in here

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and fuck me sideways

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with a beautiful line like that

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What did he do

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Asked for a cup of tea with 2 sugars

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هذا الرجل آتى إلى المقهى اليوم و قال

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مرحبا أيتها النادلة ماذا تنتظرين

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رجل مضحك

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لذا ذهبت و قلت أنا فى إنتظار رجل ليأتى إلى هنا

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و يعاشرنى من الجانبين مع عضو جميل مثل هذا

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و ماذا فعل

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طلب منى فنجان من الشاى و قطعتين من السكر

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Le mec entre dans le café et dit

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Hé la serveuse à quoi vous servez

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Quel farceur

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Alors moi Je sers à attendre qu'un mec

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me tringle grâce à ce genre d'invite irrésistible

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Résultat

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Il a commandé un thé avec deux sucres

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Da kommt heute ein Mann ins Café und sagt

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Bedienung wieso sind sie so bedient

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Witziger Typ

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Und ich Ich warte schon ewig darauf einen Mann zu bedienen

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der mich von der Seite anwichst mit so einem tollen Spruch

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Was hat er gemacht

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Eine Tasse Tee bestellt mit 2 Stück Zucker

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Vine azi un tip în cafenea şi zice

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Hei chelneriţă ce aştepţi

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Haios tipul

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Şi eu i am spus Aştept un bărbat ca tine

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care să mi o tragă cu o replică frumoasă ca asta

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Şi el ce a făcut

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A cerut un ceai cu zahăr

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Заходит он в кафе и говорит

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Анна Камерон Незнакомцы

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Нет чая нет и чаевых

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Вот шутник

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А я ему

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Жду когда какой нибудь идиот с пустыми карманами

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начнёт упражняться в своём остроумии

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И что он

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Взял чай с двумя ложками сахара

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Hoy entra un tío en el café y dice

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Camarera dónde tienes la cama

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Qué gracioso

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Y le digo Está preparada para follarme

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a cualquier tío que entre diciendo una frase como ésa

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Y qué ha hecho

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Pedirme un té con dos terrones

Available in 7 languages

Duration

22 seconds

Views

608

Timestamp in Movie

00:33:42

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Genres

Production

Columbia Pictures,Inside Track

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Movie Summary

Two couples disintegrate when they begin destructive adulterous affairs with each other.

Actors

Alice

Natalie Portman

Dan