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Closer

Don't eat children either

Closer • 2004
Dan:
Didn't fancy my sandwiches?Alice:Don't eat fish.Dan:Why not?Alice:Fish piss in the sea.Dan:So do children.Alice:Don't eat children either

Full Transcript

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You didn't fancy my sandwiches
00:00:03.101 --> 00:00:04.902
Don't eat fish
00:00:04.969 --> 00:00:06.536
Why not
00:00:06.604 --> 00:00:08.739
Fish piss in the sea
00:00:08.807 --> 00:00:10.999
So do children
00:00:10.108 --> 00:00:12.176
Don't eat children either
Available in 7 languages
Duration
13 seconds
Views
667
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:26
Uploaded
Mar 14, 2026
Genres
drama, romance
Production
Columbia Pictures,Inside Track

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Movie Summary

Two couples disintegrate when they begin destructive adulterous affairs with each other.

Actors

Jude Law
Dan
Jude Law
Natalie Portman
Alice
Natalie Portman
Julia Roberts
Anna
Julia Roberts
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What's your workI'm sort of a journalistWhat sortI...
Are we in for a long wait? - Closer 00:20
Are we in for a long wait?
Who cut off your crusts? - Closer 00:48
Who cut off your crusts?
You came to You focused on meYou said hello strangerWhat a floozy - Closer 00:08
You came to You focused on meYou said hello strangerWhat a...
I told you, I've given up. - Closer 00:41
I told you, I've given up.
They're all people who died saving the lives of others. - Closer 00:10
They're all people who died saving the lives of others.
Which is, um, a computer file with all the obituaries, and we--we find the dead person's life. - Closer 00:55
Which is, um, a computer file with all the obituaries, and...
At 6 00 we stand around the computerand look at the next day's pageand make final changesAdd a few euphemisms for our own amusementSuch asHe was a convivial fellowMeaning he was an alcoholicHe valued his privacyGayHe enjoyed his privacy Raging queenWhat - Closer 00:38
At 6 00 we stand around the computerand look at the next...
What were you doing in New York? - Closer 00:21
What were you doing in New York?
Why'd you leave? - Closer 00:23
Why'd you leave?
Enjoy your stay. - Closer 00:11
Enjoy your stay.
Do you have a girlfriend? - Closer 00:16
Do you have a girlfriend?
Good. I'm just gonna change the film. - Closer 00:07
Good. I'm just gonna change the film.
Do you mind if I smoke? - Closer 00:09
Do you mind if I smoke?
I liked your book. - Closer 00:33
I liked your book.
Do you exhibit? - Closer 00:07
Do you exhibit?
Portraits? - Closer 00:26
Portraits?
You didn't find it obscene? - Closer 00:23
You didn't find it obscene?
But you did like it? - Closer 00:06
But you did like it?
Any criticisms? - Closer 00:24
Any criticisms?