"Club Dread" quotes

Club Dread poster
When a serial killer interrupts the fun at the swanky Coconut Pete's Coconut Beach Resort--a hedonistic island paradise for swingers--it's up to the club's staff to stop the violence...or at... Read all

Director: Jay Chandrasekhar
Writer: Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme
Production: N/A
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 45/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $5,001,708
Released: 27 Feb 2004
Awards: N/A

47 Clips

And give us a kiss - Club Dread 00:20
And give us a kiss
It's not a party until someone breaks the Jacuzzi - Club Dread 00:18
It's not a party until someone breaks the Jacuzzi
Well you just shat in the one apple pie that knows how to shit back - Club Dread 00:37
Well you just shat in the one apple pie that knows how to...
You guys ever hear the story of the Machete Maniac - Club Dread 04:55
You guys ever hear the story of the Machete Maniac
Here are humans - Club Dread 00:20
Here are humans
I know that chick - Club Dread 01:27
I know that chick
I've never been to a place like this - Club Dread 00:39
I've never been to a place like this
Lars will probably come after us here - Club Dread 01:14
Lars will probably come after us here
I'm still not sure - Club Dread 00:53
I'm still not sure
So I said it's totally tea bag season - Club Dread 00:48
So I said it's totally tea bag season
Welcome to Coconut Pete's Pleasure Island - Club Dread 00:39
Welcome to Coconut Pete's Pleasure Island
You're bleeding - Club Dread 00:20
You're bleeding
That is so whack - Club Dread 00:41
That is so whack
You are the fucking FUN POLICE - Club Dread 00:18
You are the fucking FUN POLICE
I guess I'm talking to a celebrity - Club Dread 00:44
I guess I'm talking to a celebrity
He's far too large - Club Dread 00:19
He's far too large
I'm the one who taught 'Dre how to play Cocks and Quarters - Club Dread 00:41
I'm the one who taught 'Dre how to play Cocks and Quarters
I just heard something - Club Dread 00:20
I just heard something
Nobody ever suspects the fun police - Club Dread 00:16
Nobody ever suspects the fun police
I'm not an asshole - Club Dread 00:34
I'm not an asshole
Are you trying to tell us something boy - Club Dread 00:25
Are you trying to tell us something boy
You wanna fun fucking arrest me - Club Dread 00:27
You wanna fun fucking arrest me
Give me a heads up before you do that - Club Dread 00:40
Give me a heads up before you do that
If you are the killer - Club Dread 00:13
If you are the killer
Son of a son of a bitch - Club Dread 00:15
Son of a son of a bitch
What the fuck did you do - Club Dread 00:27
What the fuck did you do
Octopus spelled backwards is supotco - Club Dread 00:41
Octopus spelled backwards is supotco
What none of us could know - Club Dread 01:07
What none of us could know
Are you familiar with the expression  sitting duck - Club Dread 00:18
Are you familiar with the expression sitting duck
Or just ask you nicely to leave - Club Dread 00:25
Or just ask you nicely to leave
That is a beautiful name - Club Dread 00:19
That is a beautiful name
Since there's no way off this rock - Club Dread 01:41
Since there's no way off this rock
Or water will fly up your butt hole and pulverize your intestines - Club Dread 00:30
Or water will fly up your butt hole and pulverize your...
You think Eddie Money has to put up with this shit - Club Dread 00:20
You think Eddie Money has to put up with this shit
Play  Margaritaville - Club Dread 01:11
Play Margaritaville
What the fuck are you - Club Dread 00:19
What the fuck are you
When you were supposed to be in the maze - Club Dread 00:36
When you were supposed to be in the maze
All I'm saying is - Club Dread 01:08
All I'm saying is
You all want to know what I did - Club Dread 00:47
You all want to know what I did
Yu and Hank are dead - Club Dread 00:38
Yu and Hank are dead
Have sex with the guests - Club Dread 00:31
Have sex with the guests
When you're all done with your little pink panty meltdown - Club Dread 02:21
When you're all done with your little pink panty meltdown
Our lives depend on us interpreting the dumbest fucking song I've ever heard - Club Dread 00:27
Our lives depend on us interpreting the dumbest fucking song...
You've manacled me to my death bed - Club Dread 00:19
You've manacled me to my death bed
Aren't you bringing any weapons - Club Dread 00:18
Aren't you bringing any weapons
I may need a few more hours to pump her for information - Club Dread 00:18
I may need a few more hours to pump her for information
What kind of a man has sex with a goat - Club Dread 00:39
What kind of a man has sex with a goat

Cast

Stacy - Elena Lyons
Manny - Nat Faxon
Penelope - Jordan Ladd
Dave - Paul Soter
Carlos - Julio Bekhor
Coconut Pete - Bill Paxton
Trevor - Greg Cipes
Marcel - Ryan Falkner
Go-Go Girl - Fabiana Ferre
Go-Go Girl - Paola Hinojos
Amy Aerobics - Heather Pemble
Dr. Wick - Benjamin Digby
Busboy 1 - Jose Cruz
Busboy 2 - Luis Banderas
Buccaneer Waitress - Claudia Palacios
Island Guest - Tom Graziano
Screaming Island Guest - Alison Raimondi
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