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"Club Dread" quotes

Club Dread poster
When a serial killer interrupts the fun at the swanky Coconut Pete's Coconut Beach Resort--a hedonistic island paradise for swingers--it's up to the club's staff to stop the violence...or at least hide it.

Director: Jay Chandrasekhar
Writer: Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme
Production: N/A
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 45/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $5,001,708
Released: 27 Feb 2004
Awards: N/A
I think there's a problem with the lights Zooming Sounds - Club Dread 00:06 I think there's a problem with the lights Zooming... And give us a kiss - Club Dread 00:05 And give us a kiss It's not a party until someone breaks the Jacuzzi - Club Dread 00:06 It's not a party until someone breaks the Jacuzzi There's always one fuck head like you - Club Dread 00:16 There's always one fuck head like you Well you just shat in the one apple pie that knows how to shit back - Club Dread 00:16 Well you just shat in the one apple pie that knows how to... Did you know that I can hold my breath - Club Dread 00:08 Did you know that I can hold my breath You guys ever hear the story of the Machete Maniac - Club Dread 01:10 You guys ever hear the story of the Machete Maniac Here are humans - Club Dread 00:08 Here are humans I know that chick - Club Dread 00:36 I know that chick I've never been to a place like this - Club Dread 00:37 I've never been to a place like this Lars will probably come after us here - Club Dread 00:27 Lars will probably come after us here Nobody ever suspects the Fun Police - Club Dread 00:29 Nobody ever suspects the Fun Police I'm still not sure - Club Dread 00:19 I'm still not sure So I said it's totally tea bag season - Club Dread 00:16 So I said it's totally tea bag season The boats are probably gonna be covered with sticks - Club Dread 00:07 The boats are probably gonna be covered with sticks What happened to the hot tub - Club Dread 00:05 What happened to the hot tub Hey what about my nipples Shut up Someone's watching us - Club Dread 00:06 Hey what about my nipples Shut up Someone's watching us Welcome to Coconut Pete's Pleasure Island - Club Dread 00:11 Welcome to Coconut Pete's Pleasure Island Yeah I heard you Something about uh Cocks and Quarters - Club Dread 00:09 Yeah I heard you Something about uh Cocks and Quarters Jesus Who is this girl - Club Dread 00:09 Jesus Who is this girl You're bleeding - Club Dread 00:07 You're bleeding That is so whack - Club Dread 00:19 That is so whack You are the fucking FUN POLICE - Club Dread 00:06 You are the fucking FUN POLICE I guess I'm talking to a celebrity - Club Dread 00:42 I guess I'm talking to a celebrity He's far too large - Club Dread 00:07 He's far too large I'm the one who taught 'Dre how to play Cocks and Quarters - Club Dread 00:13 I'm the one who taught 'Dre how to play Cocks and... I just heard something - Club Dread 00:08 I just heard something He'll orgasm for another few minutes Go Ooh - Club Dread 00:04 He'll orgasm for another few minutes Go Ooh Nobody ever suspects the fun police - Club Dread 00:05 Nobody ever suspects the fun police I'm not an asshole - Club Dread 00:22 I'm not an asshole Are you trying to tell us something boy - Club Dread 00:10 Are you trying to tell us something boy You wanna fun fucking arrest me - Club Dread 00:11 You wanna fun fucking arrest me What the fuck did you do - Club Dread 00:09 What the fuck did you do Since there's no way off this rock - Club Dread 00:34 Since there's no way off this rock Give me a heads up before you do that - Club Dread 00:10 Give me a heads up before you do that If you are the killer - Club Dread 00:07 If you are the killer Son of a son of a bitch - Club Dread 00:04 Son of a son of a bitch What the fuck are you - Club Dread 00:05 What the fuck are you Octopus spelled backwards is supotco - Club Dread 00:19 Octopus spelled backwards is supotco What none of us could know - Club Dread 00:28 What none of us could know Are you familiar with the expression  sitting duck - Club Dread 00:04 Are you familiar with the expression sitting duck Or just ask you nicely to leave - Club Dread 00:07 Or just ask you nicely to leave Oral Roberts Is that anything like an Anal Johnson - Club Dread 00:14 Oral Roberts Is that anything like an Anal Johnson That is a beautiful name - Club Dread 00:13 That is a beautiful name Or water will fly up your butt hole and pulverize your intestines - Club Dread 00:10 Or water will fly up your butt hole and pulverize your... Hmm Shoe Am I the only one who thinks his head looks like an octopus - Club Dread 00:07 Hmm Shoe Am I the only one who thinks his head looks like an... When you were supposed to be in the maze - Club Dread 00:17 When you were supposed to be in the maze You think Eddie Money has to put up with this shit - Club Dread 00:07 You think Eddie Money has to put up with this shit Play  Margaritaville - Club Dread 00:30 Play Margaritaville All I'm saying is - Club Dread 00:43 All I'm saying is Our lives depend on us interpreting the dumbest fucking song I've ever heard - Club Dread 00:06 Our lives depend on us interpreting the dumbest fucking song... You've manacled me to my death bed - Club Dread 00:06 You've manacled me to my death bed Yu and Hank are dead - Club Dread 00:16 Yu and Hank are dead Have sex with the guests - Club Dread 00:07 Have sex with the guests When you're all done with your little pink panty meltdown - Club Dread 00:52 When you're all done with your little pink panty... Aren't you bringing any weapons - Club Dread 00:10 Aren't you bringing any weapons You all want to know what I did - Club Dread 00:35 You all want to know what I did I may need a few more hours to pump her for information - Club Dread 00:05 I may need a few more hours to pump her for information What kind of a man has sex with a goat - Club Dread 00:19 What kind of a man has sex with a goat

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