Wait, wait... you're telling me that there's some totally deranged dickless dude running...
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Island Guest:
[After hearing the Machete Phil story]
Wait, wait... you're telling me that there's some totally deranged dickless dude running around out there?
Dave:
All I'm saying is: I don't go into the jungle alone if I can help it. 'Cause you can hear him, and I've heard him... crying out... "Where's my penis? Where's my penis? Where's my penis?"
Putman:
[suddenly stands up, his pants fall down; he is doing a "dick-tuck" so that it is not visible]
And that boy was me!
[shocked reactions from the group: some are screaming, some are laughing]
Dave:
[stands up, his pants fall down, he is doing a "dick-tuck", too]
You're an asshole, Putman.
[mad that Putman stole his punch-line]
Transcript
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Are you telling me there's some totally deranged dickless dude running around out there
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All I'm saying is I don't go into the jungle alone if I can help it
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'Cause you can hear him and I've heard him
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crying out
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Where's my penis
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Where's my penis Where's my penis
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And that boy was me Screaming Laughing
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You're an asshole Putman
Clip duration: 43 seconds
Views: 441
Timestamp in movie: 00h 26m 32s
Uploaded: 03 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, horror, mystery
Summary: When a serial killer interrupts the fun at the swanky Coconut Pete's Coconut Beach Resort--a hedonistic island paradise for swingers--it's up to the club's staff to stop the violence...or at least hide it.
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00:17 When you were supposed to be in the maze
00:05 What the fuck are you
00:30 Play Margaritaville
00:07 You think Eddie Money has to put up with this shit
00:10 Or water will fly up your butt hole and pulverize your...
00:34 Since there's no way off this rock
00:13 That is a beautiful name
00:07 Or just ask you nicely to leave
00:04 Are you familiar with the expression sitting duck
00:28 What none of us could know
00:19 Octopus spelled backwards is supotco
00:09 What the fuck did you do
00:04 Son of a son of a bitch
00:07 If you are the killer
00:10 Give me a heads up before you do that
00:11 You wanna fun fucking arrest me
00:10 Are you trying to tell us something boy
00:22 I'm not an asshole
00:05 Nobody ever suspects the fun police
00:08 I just heard something