You're an asshole, Putman.
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[After hearing the Machete Phil story]
Wait, wait... you're telling me that there's some totally deranged dickless dude running around out there? Dave:
All I'm saying is: I don't go into the jungle alone if I can help it. 'Cause you can hear him, and I've heard him... crying out... "Where's my penis? Where's my penis? Where's my penis?" Putman:
[suddenly stands up, his pants fall down; he is doing a "dick-tuck" so that it is not visible]
And that boy was me! [shocked reactions from the group: some are screaming, some are laughing] Dave:
[stands up, his pants fall down, he is doing a "dick-tuck", too]
You're an asshole, Putman. [mad that Putman stole his punch-line]
[After hearing the Machete Phil story]
Wait, wait... you're telling me that there's some totally deranged dickless dude running around out there? Dave:
All I'm saying is: I don't go into the jungle alone if I can help it. 'Cause you can hear him, and I've heard him... crying out... "Where's my penis? Where's my penis? Where's my penis?" Putman:
[suddenly stands up, his pants fall down; he is doing a "dick-tuck" so that it is not visible]
And that boy was me! [shocked reactions from the group: some are screaming, some are laughing] Dave:
[stands up, his pants fall down, he is doing a "dick-tuck", too]
You're an asshole, Putman. [mad that Putman stole his punch-line]
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Are you telling me there's some totally deranged dickless dude running around out there
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All I'm saying is I don't go into the jungle alone if I can help it
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'Cause you can hear him and I've heard him
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crying out
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Where's my penis
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Where's my penis Where's my penis
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And that boy was me Screaming Laughing
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You're an asshole Putman
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Movie Summary
When a serial killer interrupts the fun at the swanky Coconut Pete's Coconut Beach Resort--a hedonistic island paradise for swingers--it's up to the club's staff to stop the violence...or at least hide it.
