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"Clueless" quotes

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Shallow, rich and socially successful Cher is at the top of her Beverly Hills high school's pecking scale. Seeing herself as a matchmaker, Cher first coaxes two teachers into dating each other. Emboldened by her success, she decides to give hopelessly klutzy new student Tai a makeover. When Tai becomes more popular than she is, Cher realizes that her disapproving ex-stepbrother was right about how misguided she was -- and falls for him.

Director: Amy Heckerling
Writer: Amy Heckerling
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 1995
MetaScore: 68/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $56,631,572
Released: 19 Jul 1995
Awards: 6 wins & 11 nominations

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Oops my bad - Clueless 00:05 Oops my bad What the hell is that A dress - Clueless 00:20 What the hell is that A dress Look at him - Clueless 00:08 Look at him Rolling with the homies - Clueless 00:07 Rolling with the homies What do you say we go bump into people - Clueless 00:08 What do you say we go bump into people Daddy you need your vitamin C - Clueless 00:07 Daddy you need your vitamin C Oh honey you baked - Clueless 00:13 Oh honey you baked Hey Tai check it out - Clueless 00:05 Hey Tai check it out Nice stems - Clueless 00:04 Nice stems We're gonna have a nice family dinner - Clueless 00:07 We're gonna have a nice family dinner I don't rely on mirrors so I always take Polaroids - Clueless 00:10 I don't rely on mirrors so I always take Polaroids Actually going all the way is like a really big decision - Clueless 00:21 Actually going all the way is like a really big decision What am l some sort of a mentally challenged airhead - Clueless 00:26 What am l some sort of a mentally challenged airhead It's like that book I read in ninth grade that said - Clueless 00:14 It's like that book I read in ninth grade that said You guys talk like grown ups - Clueless 00:07 You guys talk like grown ups L don't wanna do this anymore - Clueless 00:49 L don't wanna do this anymore You got my mark - Clueless 00:13 You got my mark So you don't want to make a night of it with the Ring a Ding Kid - Clueless 00:06 So you don't want to make a night of it with the Ring a Ding... I wonder if they have that in my size - Clueless 00:09 I wonder if they have that in my size Whatever - Clueless 00:09 Whatever Is that a nod to the crispy Seattle weather - Clueless 00:17 Is that a nod to the crispy Seattle weather Looks like we're gonna have to make a cameo at the Val party - Clueless 00:06 Looks like we're gonna have to make a cameo at the Val party And they have all these steps There's like - Clueless 00:15 And they have all these steps There's like There was a major babe drought at my school - Clueless 00:18 There was a major babe drought at my school Suddenly a dark cloud settled over first period - Clueless 00:13 Suddenly a dark cloud settled over first period When your allergies act up - Clueless 00:14 When your allergies act up So does anyone have any final thoughts on Cher's oration - Clueless 00:11 So does anyone have any final thoughts on Cher's oration Well at least I wouldn't skin a collie to make my back pack - Clueless 00:15 Well at least I wouldn't skin a collie to make my back pack Christian had a thing for Tony Curtis - Clueless 00:10 Christian had a thing for Tony Curtis Did you see that - Clueless 00:06 Did you see that Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationship - Clueless 00:14 Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic... She could be a farmer in those clothes - Clueless 00:08 She could be a farmer in those clothes Would you look at that body language - Clueless 00:11 Would you look at that body language Old people can be so sweet - Clueless 00:05 Old people can be so sweet Just as long as his you know what isn't crooked - Clueless 00:22 Just as long as his you know what isn't crooked I'm still all red - Clueless 00:10 I'm still all red Let's do a lap before we commit to a location - Clueless 00:10 Let's do a lap before we commit to a location It might take longer than that Dad - Clueless 00:16 It might take longer than that Dad Wasn't my mom a total Betty - Clueless 00:13 Wasn't my mom a total Betty Shouldn't you go to school on the East Coast - Clueless 00:12 Shouldn't you go to school on the East Coast A licensed driver with nothing to do - Clueless 00:07 A licensed driver with nothing to do So he is kind of a Baldwin - Clueless 00:07 So he is kind of a Baldwin Josh is dancing with Tai - Clueless 00:15 Josh is dancing with Tai Just because my mother marries someone else - Clueless 00:11 Just because my mother marries someone else I have never had straight friends before - Clueless 00:07 I have never had straight friends before You're fillin' out there - Clueless 00:11 You're fillin' out there Cher's saving herself for Luke Perry - Clueless 00:06 Cher's saving herself for Luke Perry So you're probably going - Clueless 00:07 So you're probably going That machine is just a lawsuit waiting to happen - Clueless 00:08 That machine is just a lawsuit waiting to happen Should I write them a note - Clueless 00:06 Should I write them a note You suffering from buyers remorse or something - Clueless 00:09 You suffering from buyers remorse or something That's Ren and Stimpy - Clueless 00:07 That's Ren and Stimpy Sometimes you have to show a little skin - Clueless 00:18 Sometimes you have to show a little skin You can't make right hand turns - Clueless 00:21 You can't make right hand turns In some parts of the universe - Clueless 00:17 In some parts of the universe Are you talking about drugs - Clueless 00:20 Are you talking about drugs Why do you care what  he  thinks - Clueless 00:25 Why do you care what he thinks Why don't you be answerin' any of my pages - Clueless 00:38 Why don't you be answerin' any of my pages Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie - Clueless 00:14 Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as... Did you write that - Clueless 00:10 Did you write that You can't be the absolute and final word on drivers' licenses - Clueless 00:13 You can't be the absolute and final word on drivers'... I'm not offering - Clueless 00:15 I'm not offering Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past - Clueless 00:07 Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the... I was just totally clueless - Clueless 00:07 I was just totally clueless What did you do in school today - Clueless 00:09 What did you do in school today Was I the only one listening - Clueless 00:14 Was I the only one listening I feel like such a heifer - Clueless 00:17 I feel like such a heifer Don't tell me those brain dead lowlifes are calling me again - Clueless 00:15 Don't tell me those brain dead lowlifes are calling me again If I'm too good for him - Clueless 00:15 If I'm too good for him You look confused - Clueless 00:10 You look confused I think I'd really like to check out Environmental Law - Clueless 00:21 I think I'd really like to check out Environmental Law Are you still growing - Clueless 00:09 Are you still growing You are such a brown noser - Clueless 00:18 You are such a brown noser You're a virgin - Clueless 00:13 You're a virgin Daddy's a litigator - Clueless 00:16 Daddy's a litigator And could the suicide attempts - Clueless 00:08 And could the suicide attempts Hi Daddy this is my friend Tai Get out of my chair - Clueless 00:12 Hi Daddy this is my friend Tai Get out of my chair I felt impotent and out of control - Clueless 00:14 I felt impotent and out of control Second notice on three outstanding tickets - Clueless 00:16 Second notice on three outstanding tickets In America we drive on the right side of the road - Clueless 00:13 In America we drive on the right side of the road
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