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"Clueless" quotes

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Shallow, rich and socially successful Cher is at the top of her Beverly Hills high school's pecking scale. Seeing herself as a matchmaker, Cher first coaxes two teachers into dating each other. Emboldened by her success, she decides to give hopelessly klutzy new student Tai a makeover. When Tai becomes more popular than she is, Cher realizes that her disapproving ex-stepbrother was right about how misguided she was -- and falls for him.

Director: Amy Heckerling
Writer: Amy Heckerling
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 1995
MetaScore: 68/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $56,631,572
Released: 19 Jul 1995
Awards: 6 wins & 11 nominations

307 video clips

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This is my friend Tai - Clueless 00:15 This is my friend Tai Anything happens to my daughter - Clueless 00:20 Anything happens to my daughter Everything I think and everything I do is wrong - Clueless 02:51 Everything I think and everything I do is wrong It means once in a while - Clueless 00:22 It means once in a while He your gardener - Clueless 01:19 He your gardener There goes your social life - Clueless 00:13 There goes your social life If it's a concussion - Clueless 00:12 If it's a concussion You see how picky l am about my shoes and they only go on my feet - Clueless 00:05 You see how picky l am about my shoes and they only go on my... Hey you - Clueless 00:11 Hey you The Haitians need to come to America - Clueless 00:50 The Haitians need to come to America Would you call me selfish - Clueless 00:08 Would you call me selfish As will you - Clueless 00:06 As will you What the hell is that - Clueless 00:14 What the hell is that Do you think she's pretty - Clueless 00:23 Do you think she's pretty Totally based on my powers of persuasion - Clueless 00:20 Totally based on my powers of persuasion That was way harsh - Clueless 00:17 That was way harsh I don't think so - Clueless 00:23 I don't think so It's just like Hamlet said - Clueless 00:24 It's just like Hamlet said Isn't my house classic - Clueless 00:16 Isn't my house classic He does dress better than I do - Clueless 00:06 He does dress better than I do I would like to say this - Clueless 00:27 I would like to say this I'm just having a snack at my girlfriend's - Clueless 00:17 I'm just having a snack at my girlfriend's I could really use some sort of herbal refreshment - Clueless 00:14 I could really use some sort of herbal refreshment Do you know what time it is - Clueless 00:11 Do you know what time it is Do you have any idea what you're talking about - Clueless 00:10 Do you have any idea what you're talking about I have asked you repeatedly not to call me woman - Clueless 00:21 I have asked you repeatedly not to call me woman Know what I'm saying - Clueless 00:20 Know what I'm saying Which reminds me - Clueless 00:18 Which reminds me Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news - Clueless 00:12 Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the... There was a stop sign - Clueless 00:06 There was a stop sign I'm just curious - Clueless 00:19 I'm just curious How about sterilization - Clueless 00:09 How about sterilization Here's where Dionne lives - Clueless 00:10 Here's where Dionne lives Do you like Billie Holiday - Clueless 00:14 Do you like Billie Holiday What's the point - Clueless 00:12 What's the point I am majorly totally butt crazy in love with Josh - Clueless 00:11 I am majorly totally butt crazy in love with Josh I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace - Clueless 00:19 I would just like to say that physical education in this... Do you prefer fashion victim or ensembly challenged - Clueless 00:12 Do you prefer fashion victim or ensembly challenged What's with you - Clueless 00:15 What's with you We might get Marky Mark to plant a celebrity tree - Clueless 00:48 We might get Marky Mark to plant a celebrity tree I'm captain of the Pismo Beach disaster relief - Clueless 00:15 I'm captain of the Pismo Beach disaster relief Well you can guess what happened next - Clueless 00:15 Well you can guess what happened next You look like Pippi Longstocking - Clueless 00:15 You look like Pippi Longstocking Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good - Clueless 00:08 Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good I'd like to see you have a little direction - Clueless 00:09 I'd like to see you have a little direction Christian said he'd call the next day - Clueless 00:14 Christian said he'd call the next day I was surfing the crimson wave - Clueless 00:07 I was surfing the crimson wave In America we drive on the right side of the road - Clueless 00:13 In America we drive on the right side of the road Second notice on three outstanding tickets - Clueless 00:16 Second notice on three outstanding tickets I felt impotent and out of control - Clueless 00:14 I felt impotent and out of control Hi Daddy this is my friend Tai Get out of my chair - Clueless 00:12 Hi Daddy this is my friend Tai Get out of my chair And could the suicide attempts - Clueless 00:08 And could the suicide attempts Daddy's a litigator - Clueless 00:16 Daddy's a litigator You're a virgin - Clueless 00:13 You're a virgin You are such a brown noser - Clueless 00:18 You are such a brown noser Are you still growing - Clueless 00:09 Are you still growing I think I'd really like to check out Environmental Law - Clueless 00:21 I think I'd really like to check out Environmental Law You look confused - Clueless 00:10 You look confused If I'm too good for him - Clueless 00:15 If I'm too good for him Don't tell me those brain dead lowlifes are calling me again - Clueless 00:15 Don't tell me those brain dead lowlifes are calling me... I feel like such a heifer - Clueless 00:17 I feel like such a heifer Was I the only one listening - Clueless 00:14 Was I the only one listening What did you do in school today - Clueless 00:09 What did you do in school today I was just totally clueless - Clueless 00:07 I was just totally clueless Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past - Clueless 00:07 Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the... I'm not offering - Clueless 00:15 I'm not offering You can't be the absolute and final word on drivers' licenses - Clueless 00:13 You can't be the absolute and final word on... Did you write that - Clueless 00:10 Did you write that Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie - Clueless 00:14 Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as... Why don't you be answerin' any of my pages - Clueless 00:38 Why don't you be answerin' any of my pages Why do you care what he thinks - Clueless 00:25 Why do you care what he thinks Are you talking about drugs - Clueless 00:20 Are you talking about drugs In some parts of the universe - Clueless 00:17 In some parts of the universe You can't make right hand turns - Clueless 00:21 You can't make right hand turns Sometimes you have to show a little skin - Clueless 00:18 Sometimes you have to show a little skin That's Ren and Stimpy - Clueless 00:07 That's Ren and Stimpy You suffering from buyers remorse or something - Clueless 00:09 You suffering from buyers remorse or something Should I write them a note - Clueless 00:06 Should I write them a note That machine is just a lawsuit waiting to happen - Clueless 00:08 That machine is just a lawsuit waiting to happen So you're probably going - Clueless 00:07 So you're probably going Cher's saving herself for Luke Perry - Clueless 00:06 Cher's saving herself for Luke Perry You're fillin' out there - Clueless 00:11 You're fillin' out there I have never had straight friends before - Clueless 00:07 I have never had straight friends before Just because my mother marries someone else - Clueless 00:11 Just because my mother marries someone else Josh is dancing with Tai - Clueless 00:15 Josh is dancing with Tai So he is kind of a Baldwin - Clueless 00:07 So he is kind of a Baldwin A licensed driver with nothing to do - Clueless 00:07 A licensed driver with nothing to do Shouldn't you go to school on the East Coast - Clueless 00:12 Shouldn't you go to school on the East Coast Wasn't my mom a total Betty - Clueless 00:13 Wasn't my mom a total Betty
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Cast

Cher - Alicia Silverstone
Dionne - Stacey Dash
Tai - Brittany Murphy
Josh - Paul Rudd
Murray - Donald Faison
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