"Clueless" quotes

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Shallow, rich and socially successful Cher is at the top of her Beverly Hills high school's pecking scale. Seeing herself as a matchmaker, Cher first coaxes two teachers into dating each oth... Read all

Director: Amy Heckerling
Writer: Amy Heckerling
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 1995
MetaScore: 68/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $56,631,572
Released: 19 Jul 1995
Awards: 6 wins & 11 nominations

103 Clips

He your gardener - Clueless 01:19
He your gardener
It's just like Hamlet said - Clueless 00:45
It's just like Hamlet said
It might take longer than that Dad - Clueless 00:33
It might take longer than that Dad
It means once in a while - Clueless 00:22
It means once in a while
Isn't my house classic - Clueless 00:20
Isn't my house classic
Is that a nod to the crispy Seattle weather - Clueless 00:33
Is that a nod to the crispy Seattle weather
In some parts of the universe - Clueless 00:50
In some parts of the universe
In America we drive on the right side of the road - Clueless 00:23
In America we drive on the right side of the road
I'm still all red - Clueless 00:18
I'm still all red
I'm not offering - Clueless 00:34
I'm not offering
I'm just having a snack at my girlfriend's - Clueless 00:20
I'm just having a snack at my girlfriend's
I'm just curious - Clueless 00:40
I'm just curious
I'm captain of the Pismo Beach disaster relief - Clueless 00:41
I'm captain of the Pismo Beach disaster relief
If it's a concussion - Clueless 00:29
If it's a concussion
If I'm too good for him - Clueless 00:18
If I'm too good for him
I'd like to see you have a little direction - Clueless 00:23
I'd like to see you have a little direction
I would like to say this - Clueless 01:23
I would like to say this
I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace - Clueless 00:49
I would just like to say that physical education in this...
I wonder if they have that in my size - Clueless 00:15
I wonder if they have that in my size
I think I'd really like to check out Environmental Law - Clueless 01:05
I think I'd really like to check out Environmental Law
I was surfing the crimson wave - Clueless 00:20
I was surfing the crimson wave
I was just totally clueless - Clueless 00:13
I was just totally clueless
I have never had straight friends before - Clueless 00:15
I have never had straight friends before
I have asked you repeatedly not to call me  woman - Clueless 00:51
I have asked you repeatedly not to call me woman
I felt impotent and out of control - Clueless 00:32
I felt impotent and out of control
I feel like such a heifer - Clueless 00:38
I feel like such a heifer
I don't think so - Clueless 01:03
I don't think so
Know what I'm saying - Clueless 00:43
Know what I'm saying
You're fillin' out there - Clueless 00:20
You're fillin' out there
You're a virgin - Clueless 00:25
You're a virgin
You suffering from buyers remorse or something - Clueless 00:20
You suffering from buyers remorse or something
You look like Pippi Longstocking - Clueless 00:31
You look like Pippi Longstocking
You look confused - Clueless 00:20
You look confused
I could really use some sort of herbal refreshment - Clueless 00:41
I could really use some sort of herbal refreshment
How about sterilization - Clueless 00:19
How about sterilization
He does dress better than I do - Clueless 00:21
He does dress better than I do
Everything I think and everything I do is wrong - Clueless 02:51
Everything I think and everything I do is wrong
Don't tell me those brain dead lowlifes are calling me again - Clueless 00:24
Don't tell me those brain dead lowlifes are calling me again
Do you think she's pretty - Clueless 00:33
Do you think she's pretty
Do you prefer  fashion victim  or  ensembly challenged - Clueless 00:18
Do you prefer fashion victim or ensembly challenged
Do you like Billie Holiday - Clueless 00:12
Do you like Billie Holiday
Do you know what time it is - Clueless 00:21
Do you know what time it is
Do you have any idea what you're talking about - Clueless 00:21
Do you have any idea what you're talking about
Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past - Clueless 00:24
Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the...
Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationship - Clueless 00:34
Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic...
Did you see that - Clueless 00:16
Did you see that
Daddy's a litigator - Clueless 00:46
Daddy's a litigator
Daddy you need your vitamin C - Clueless 00:21
Daddy you need your vitamin C
Christian said he'd call the next day - Clueless 00:22
Christian said he'd call the next day
Cher's saving herself for Luke Perry - Clueless 00:14
Cher's saving herself for Luke Perry
Are you talking about drugs - Clueless 00:56
Are you talking about drugs
Are you still growing - Clueless 00:27
Are you still growing
Anything happens to my daughter - Clueless 00:20
Anything happens to my daughter
Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good - Clueless 00:19
Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good
A licensed driver with nothing to do - Clueless 00:21
A licensed driver with nothing to do
You guys talk like grown ups - Clueless 00:19
You guys talk like grown ups
You got my mark - Clueless 00:10
You got my mark
You can't make right hand turns - Clueless 00:38
You can't make right hand turns
You can't be the absolute and final word on drivers' licenses - Clueless 00:30
You can't be the absolute and final word on drivers'...
You are such a brown noser - Clueless 00:43
You are such a brown noser
Would you look at that body language - Clueless 00:28
Would you look at that body language
Would you call me selfish - Clueless 00:16
Would you call me selfish
Why don't you be answerin' any of my pages - Clueless 01:52
Why don't you be answerin' any of my pages
Why do you care what  he  thinks - Clueless 01:03
Why do you care what he thinks
Which reminds me - Clueless 01:00
Which reminds me
Did you write that - Clueless 00:16
Did you write that
When your allergies act up - Clueless 00:17
When your allergies act up
What's with you - Clueless 00:24
What's with you
What's the point - Clueless 00:22
What's the point
What the hell is that - Clueless 00:11
What the hell is that
What did you do in school today - Clueless 00:19
What did you do in school today
Well you can guess what happened next - Clueless 00:19
Well you can guess what happened next
Well at least I wouldn't skin a collie to make my back pack - Clueless 00:23
Well at least I wouldn't skin a collie to make my back pack
We might get Marky Mark to plant a celebrity tree - Clueless 02:25
We might get Marky Mark to plant a celebrity tree
Wasn't my mom a total Betty - Clueless 00:27
Wasn't my mom a total Betty
Was I the only one listening - Clueless 00:27
Was I the only one listening
Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news - Clueless 00:36
Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the...
Totally based on my powers of persuasion - Clueless 00:40
Totally based on my powers of persuasion
This is my friend Tai - Clueless 00:15
This is my friend Tai
There goes your social life - Clueless 00:29
There goes your social life
There was a stop sign - Clueless 00:15
There was a stop sign
There was a major babe drought at my school - Clueless 00:42
There was a major babe drought at my school
The Haitians need to come to America - Clueless 02:19
The Haitians need to come to America
That's Ren and Stimpy - Clueless 00:16
That's Ren and Stimpy
That was way harsh - Clueless 00:23
That was way harsh
That machine is just a lawsuit waiting to happen - Clueless 00:22
That machine is just a lawsuit waiting to happen
Suddenly a dark cloud settled over first period - Clueless 00:21
Suddenly a dark cloud settled over first period
Sometimes you have to show a little skin - Clueless 00:27
Sometimes you have to show a little skin
So you're probably going - Clueless 00:31
So you're probably going
So he is kind of a Baldwin - Clueless 00:12
So he is kind of a Baldwin
So you don't want to make a night of it with the Ring a Ding Kid - Clueless 00:20
So you don't want to make a night of it with the Ring a Ding...
So does anyone have any final thoughts on Cher's oration - Clueless 00:34
So does anyone have any final thoughts on Cher's oration
Shouldn't you go to school on the East Coast - Clueless 00:25
Shouldn't you go to school on the East Coast
Should I write them a note - Clueless 00:12
Should I write them a note
She could be a farmer in those clothes - Clueless 00:15
She could be a farmer in those clothes
Second notice on three outstanding tickets - Clueless 00:47
Second notice on three outstanding tickets
Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie - Clueless 00:26
Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as...
Old people can be so sweet - Clueless 00:12
Old people can be so sweet
Looks like we're gonna have to make a cameo at the Val party - Clueless 00:19
Looks like we're gonna have to make a cameo at the Val party
Let's do a lap before we commit to a location - Clueless 00:20
Let's do a lap before we commit to a location
Just because my mother marries someone else - Clueless 00:27
Just because my mother marries someone else
Just as long as his you know what isn't crooked - Clueless 00:32
Just as long as his you know what isn't crooked
Josh is dancing with Tai - Clueless 00:15
Josh is dancing with Tai

Cast

Dionne - Stacey Dash
Josh - Paul Rudd
Murray - Donald Faison
Travis - Breckin Meyer
Elton - Jeremy Sisto
Mel Horowitz - Dan Hedaya
Mr. Wendell Hall - Wallace Shawn
Miss Toby Geist - Twink Caplan
Christian - Justin Walker
Paroudasm - Sabastian Rashidi
Principal - Herb Hall
Ms. Stoeger - Julie Brown
Heather - Susan Mohun
DMV Tester - Ron Orbach
Lawrence - Sean Holland
College Guy - Roger Kabler
Logan - Josh Lozoff
Priest - Carl Gottlieb
Bartender - Anthony Beninati
Dancer - Micki Duran
Dancer (as Greg Russell) - Gregg Russell
Dancer (as Daniella Eckert) - Danielle Eckert
Hot Dog Vendor - Marcello Bloisi
Cheerleader - Monica Eva Foster
Maid of Honor - Amy Heckerling
Student - Pamela Holt
Baggy Skater - Michael Klesic
Ren Höek (archive footage) - John Kricfalusi
Baggy skater - Sam Macaroni
Baggy Skater - Craig Ponder
Passenger in Jeep - Bobbie Sunday Starr
Stimpson J. Cat (archive footage) - Billy West