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Everything I think and everything I do is wrong

I was just totally clueless. Oh, and this Josh and Tai thingwas wigging me more than...

Clueless • 1995

Everything I thinkand everything I do is wrong. I was wrong about Elton,I was wrong about Christian... now Josh hated me. It all boiled downto one inevitable conclusion: I was just totally clueless. Oh, and this Josh and Tai thingwas wigging me more than anything. I mean, what was my problem?Tai is my pal. I don't begrudge her a boyfriend.I really... I wonder if they have that in my size. What does she want with Josh anyway? He dresses funny,he listens to complaint rock he's not even cutein a conventional way. I mean, he's just like this slug who hangs around the houseall the time. And he's a hideous dancer. Couldn't take him anywhere. Wait a second,what am I stressing about? This is, like, Josh

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Everything I think and everything I do is wrong

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I was wrong about Elton I was wrong about Christian

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now Josh hated me

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It all boiled down to one inevitable conclusion

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I was just totally clueless

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Oh and this Josh and Tai thing was wigging me more than anything

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I mean what was my problem Tai is my pal

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I don't begrudge her a boyfriend I really

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I wonder if they have that in my size

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What does she want with Josh anyway

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He dresses funny he listens to complaint rock

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he's not even cute in a conventional way

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I mean he's just like this slug

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who hangs around the house all the time

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And he's a hideous dancer

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Couldn't take him anywhere

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Wait a second what am I stressing about

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This is like Josh

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كل شيء أعتقد وكل ما أفعله خطأ

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لقد كنت مخطئ ا بشأن إلتون لقد أخطأت بشأن كريستيان

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الآن جوش يكرهني

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كل شيء مغلي إلى نتيجة واحدة لا مفر منها

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لقد كنت جاهل ا تمام ا

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أوه وهذا الشيء جوش وتاي كان يهزني أكثر من أي شيء آخر

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أعني ما هي مشكلتي تاي هو صديقي

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أنا لا أحسدها على صديقها أنا حقا

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وأتساءل عما إذا كان لديهم ذلك في مقاسي

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ماذا تريد من جوش على أي حال

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يرتدي ملابس مضحكة يستمع إلى موسيقى الروك الشكوى

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إنه ليس لطيف ا حتى بطريقة تقليدية

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أعني أنه مثل هذه البزاقة

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الذي يتسكع في جميع أنحاء المنزل طوال الوقت

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وهو راقص بشع

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لم أستطع أخذه إلى أي مكان

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انتظر ثانية ما الذي أؤكد عليه

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هذا مثل جوش

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Mes idées étaient nulles et je ne faisais rien de bien

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J'avais tout faux sur Elton et Christian

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et maintenant Josh me haïssait

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La conclusion était inévitable

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Je n'étais qu'une gourde intégrale

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Cette histoire entre Josh et Tai m'énervait

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Où était le problème Tai est ma copine

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Pas de raison que je lui envie son petit ami

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Tiens je me demande s'ils ont ma taille

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D'abord que lui trouve t elle Il s'habille comme un plouc

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Il écoute du rock engagé

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Il n'est même pas mignon au sens actuel du terme

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On dirait une limace

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qui se traîne toute la journée

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Et quel terrible danseur Il n'est pas sortable

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Attends là pourquoi je me stresse

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On dirait que Josh

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Alles was ich denke und tue ist falsch

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Ich lag bei Elton falsch Ich lag bei Christian falsch

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Jetzt hasste Josh mich

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Es lief alles auf einen unweigerlichen Schluss hinaus

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ich hatte echt gar keine Ahnung

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Die Sache mit Josh und Tai nervte mich mehr als alles andere

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Wo war das Problem Ich mag Tai

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Ich missgönne ihr doch einen Freund nicht Ich

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Ob die das in meiner Größe haben'

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Was will sie denn mit Josh Er zieht sich komisch an

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Er hört Problem Songs

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Er sieht nicht mal gut aus auf konventionelle Art

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Ich meine er ist wie eine Schnecke

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die die ganze Zeit im Haus herumhängt

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Und er kann nicht tanzen Man kann ihn nirgends mitnehmen

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Warte Warum stresst mich das

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Hier geht's um Josh

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Todo lo que pienso y lo que hago está tan mal

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Estaba errada sobre Elton

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Estaba equivocada con Christian

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Ahora Josh me odiaba

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Todo llevaba a una conclusión inevitable

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Yo estaba totalmente fuera de órbita

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Oh y la cosa entre Josh y Tai

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me molestaba más que cualquier otra

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Cual es mi problema Tai es mi amiga

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No le voy a robar el novio

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Realmente Ooh

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Me pregunto si lo tienen de mi talla

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De todas formas Que quiere ella con Josh

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Se viste raro

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Escucha un rock protesta

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Ni siquiera es guapo en el sentido convencional

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Digo solo es ese bobo

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que se pasa en casi todo el tiempo

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y es un bailarín mediocre

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No lo podría llevar a ningún lado

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Espera un segundo Qué es lo que me molesta tanto

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Esto es como Josh

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Duration

61 seconds

Views

2,466

Timestamp in Movie

01:17:45

Uploaded

Mar 08, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Paramount Pictures,Robert Lawrence Productions,Scott Rudin Productions

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Movie Summary

Shallow, rich and socially successful Cher is at the top of her Beverly Hills high school's pecking scale. Seeing herself as a matchmaker, Cher first coaxes two teachers into dating each other. Emboldened by her success, she decides to give hopelessly klutzy new student Tai a makeover. When Tai becomes more popular than she is, Cher realizes that her disapproving ex-stepbrother was right about how misguided she was -- and falls for him.

Actors

Cher

Alicia Silverstone

Josh