Everything I think and everything I do is wrong. I was wrong about Elton, I was wrong...
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Everything I think and everything I do is wrong. I was wrong about Elton, I was wrong about Christian, and now Josh hated me. It all boiled down to one inevitable conclusion, I was just totally clueless. Oh, and this Josh and Tai thing was wigging me more than anything. I mean, what was my problem? Tai is my pal, I don't begrudge her a boyfriend, I really... Ooh, I wonder if they have that in my size. What does she want with Josh, anyway? He dresses funny, he listens to complaint rock, he's not even cute... in a conventional way. I mean, he's just like this slug who hangs around the house all the time. And he's a hideous dancer, I couldn't take him anywhere. Wait a second, what am I stressing about? This is like, Josh! OK, OK, so he's kind of a baldwin, but what would he want with Tai? She couldn't make him happy. Josh needed someone with imagination, someone to take care of him, someone to laugh at his jokes... in case he ever makes any. Then suddenly...
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Everything I think
and everything I do is wrong.
I was wrong about Elton,
I was wrong about Christian...
now Josh hated me.
It all boiled down
to one inevitable conclusion:
I was just totally clueless.
Oh, and this Josh and Tai thing
was wigging me more than anything.
I mean, what was my problem?
Tai is my pal.
I don't begrudge her a boyfriend.
I really...
I wonder if they have that in my size.
What does she want with Josh anyway?
He dresses funny,
he listens to complaint rock
he's not even cute
in a conventional way.
I mean, he's just like this slug
who hangs around the house
all the time.
And he's a hideous dancer.
Couldn't take him anywhere.
Wait a second,
what am I stressing about?
This is, like, Josh.
Okay, so he is kind of a Baldwin.
But what would he want with Tai?
She couldn't make him happy.
Josh needs someone with imagination,
someone to take care of him.
Someone to laugh at his jokes,
in case he ever makes any.
Then suddenly...
Oh, my God!
l love Josh.
I am majorly, totally,
butt crazy in love with Josh!
But now I don't know
how to act around him.
Ordinarily, I'd strut around him
in my cutest little outfits
and send myself flowers and candy
but I couldn't do that stuff with Josh.
-What's with you?
-What do you mean?
You're so quiet.
Haven't made me watch
The Real World.
l care about the news.
-Since when?
-Since now.
...retaliation for recent government
successes in central Bosnia.
You look confused.
Well, l thought they declared peace
in the Middle East.
-Cher, get in here.
-What's up, Daddy?
What are you doing
dancing in front of my office?
Nothing. l just wanted to see
if you need any help with anything.
Yeah, you could help me
with something.
Come over here.
All right.
Every time that you see
a telephone conversation
that took place on September 3,
highlight it.
-Just September 3.
-Okay.
lt's fun?
Clip duration: 171 seconds
Views: 394
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Shallow, rich and socially successful Cher is at the top of her Beverly Hills high school's pecking scale. Seeing herself as a matchmaker, Cher first coaxes two teachers into dating each other. Emboldened by her success, she decides to give hopelessly klutzy new student Tai a makeover. When Tai becomes more popular than she is, Cher realizes that her disapproving ex-stepbrother was right about how misguided she was -- and falls for him.
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00:15 What's with you
00:16 Second notice on three outstanding tickets
00:09 Are you still growing
00:14 Do you like Billie Holiday
00:13 In America we drive on the right side of the road
00:15 If I'm too good for him
00:15 Well you can guess what happened next
00:14 I felt impotent and out of control
00:10 You look confused
00:15 I'm captain of the Pismo Beach disaster relief
00:14 Was I the only one listening
00:07 I was just totally clueless
00:18 You are such a brown noser
00:21 I think I'd really like to check out Environmental Law
00:15 Don't tell me those brain dead lowlifes are calling me...
00:09 What did you do in school today
00:15 This is my friend Tai
00:13 You're a virgin
00:15 I'm not offering
00:17 In some parts of the universe