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Clueless

Would you call me selfish?-No, not to your face. Really? ls Josh giving you shit'cause...

Would you call me selfish?-No, not to your face. Really? ls Josh giving you shit'cause he's going through his post-adolescent idealistic phase? Look, there's Mr. Hall. Mr. Hall. Do you drink coffee? Not from this cafeteria. But, yes, under normal circumstances. l am such a retard. When l was packingDaddy's lunch this morning l gave him my lemon Snappleand l took his sucky ltalian roast. Do you want it? -Are you sure you don't want it?-lt might stunt my growth. And l wanna be 5'1 0"like Cindy Crawford. l thought maybe youor Miss Geist might like it. Maybe you could share it. -Thanks.-Sure

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Would you call me selfish No not to your face
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Really
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ls Josh giving you shit 'cause he's going through
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his post adolescent idealistic phase
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Look there's Mr Hall
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Mr Hall
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Do you drink coffee
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Not from this cafeteria
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But yes under normal circumstances
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l am such a retard When l was packing Daddy's lunch this morning
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l gave him my lemon Snapple and l took his sucky ltalian roast
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Do you want it
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Are you sure you don't want it lt might stunt my growth
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And l wanna be 5'1 0 like Cindy Crawford
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l thought maybe you or Miss Geist might like it
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Maybe you could share it
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Thanks Sure
Available in 5 languages
Duration
45 seconds
Views
323
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:09
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Paramount Pictures,Robert Lawrence Productions,Scott Rudin Productions

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Movie Summary

Shallow, rich and socially successful Cher is at the top of her Beverly Hills high school's pecking scale. Seeing herself as a matchmaker, Cher first coaxes two teachers into dating each other. Emboldened by her success, she decides to give hopelessly klutzy new student Tai a makeover. When Tai becomes more popular than she is, Cher realizes that her disapproving ex-stepbrother was right about how misguided she was -- and falls for him.
Ls Josh giving you shit 'cause he's going throughhis post adolescent idealistic phase - Clueless 00:06
Ls Josh giving you shit 'cause he's going...
Do you drink coffeeNot from this cafeteriaBut yes under normal circumstancesl am such a retard When l was packing Daddy's lunch this morningl gave him my lemon Snapple and l took his sucky ltalian roastDo you want it - Clueless 00:18
Do you drink coffeeNot from this cafeteriaBut yes under...
-Miss Geist. - Clueless 00:55
-Miss Geist.
L had two bowls of Special K three pieces of turkey bacona handful of popcorn five peanut butter M M'sand like three pieces of licorice My God Look - Clueless 00:12
L had two bowls of Special K three pieces of turkey bacona...
Would you look at that body languageLegs crossed toward each other That's an unequivocal sex invite - Clueless 00:08
Would you look at that body languageLegs crossed toward each...
-Cher, he's getting her digits. - Clueless 00:11
-Cher, he's getting her digits.
Old people can be so sweet - Clueless 00:05
Old people can be so sweet
The entire student body was utterly grateful for the improvement in their grades. - Clueless 00:08
The entire student body was utterly grateful for the...
-Cher, what's this all about? - Clueless 00:32
-Cher, what's this all about?
You mean to tell me that you argued your wayfrom a C to an ATotally based on my powers of persuasion Are you proudHoney l couldn't be happier than if they were based on real grades - Clueless 00:15
You mean to tell me that you argued your wayfrom a C to an...
I felt so satisfied, I wanted to do more good deeds. - Clueless 00:06
I felt so satisfied, I wanted to do more good deeds.
De, when your allergies act up, take out your nose ring. - Clueless 00:15
De, when your allergies act up, take out your nose ring.
Miss Stoegerl would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgracel mean standing in line for 40 minutes is hardly aerobically effectivel doubt l worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum - Clueless 00:18
Miss Stoegerl would just like to say that physical education...
Miss Stoeger that machine is just a lawsuit waiting to happenThanks for the legal advice - Clueless 00:08
Miss Stoeger that machine is just a lawsuit waiting to...
So you're probably going - Clueless 00:07
So you're probably going
Miss Stoeger my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doingany activity where balls fly at my noseWell there goes your social life - Clueless 00:11
Miss Stoeger my plastic surgeon doesn't want me...
She could be a farmer in those clothes - Clueless 00:05
She could be a farmer in those clothes
Would you look at that girl She is so adorably cluelessWe've got to adopt her Cher she is tore upOur stock would plummetDe don't you want to use your popularity for a good cause - Clueless 00:14
Would you look at that girl She is so adorably...
L could really use some sort of an herbal refreshmentWe do lunch in 1 0 minutes We don't have any teabut we have Coke and stuff No shit You guys got coke hereYeah Yeah this is America - Clueless 00:14
L could really use some sort of an herbal refreshmentWe do...
Woman lend me 5Murray l've asked you repeatedly not to call me womanExcuse me Miss Dionne Thank youStreet slang is an increasingly valid form of expressionMost of the feminine pronouns do have mockingbut not necessarily misogynistic undertones - Clueless 00:17
Woman lend me 5Murray l've asked you repeatedly not to...