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Armand, come on

Armand, come on. I'll give you 10% over market rate.That's a great deal. Yeah, it's a...

Cobra Kai • S01E05 • 2018

Armand, come on. I'll give you 10% over market rate.That's a great deal. Yeah, it's a great deal. Maybe too great, huh? I don't know what you see in the Reseda.It's a shithole. Just call it nostalgia. I grew up there. Well, then, you know it's horrible. Oh, and so is this boba-moba tea. I don't like it. The straw's screwy.I almost choke. Look, if Reseda's so bad,why not sell me the strip mall? I wanna invest in my old community. I'm smelling some kind of bullshit,you know? I think you have another reasonyou want it. I don't know what you're talking about.I don't know why you care. The mall down the streetgets more than twice the rent. You're not even charging market rate. You calling me stupid, LaRusso? I'm just letting you know the truth,Armand. I'm… scratching your balls. Thank you very much,but I can scratch my own balls. I didn't get this fartrusting a car salesman, huh? No deal! Fine. Then enjoy pissingin your own shower, Armand. -Everybody does it!

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Daniel Armand come on

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I'll give you 10 over market rate That's a great deal

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Armand Yeah it's a great deal

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Maybe too great huh

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I don't know what you see in the Reseda It's a shithole

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Just call it nostalgia

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I grew up there

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Well then you know it's horrible

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Oh and so is this boba moba tea

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I don't like it

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The straw's screwy I almost choke

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Look if Reseda's so bad why not sell me the strip mall

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I wanna invest in my old community

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I'm smelling some kind of bullshit you know

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I think you have another reason you want it

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I don't know what you're talking about I don't know why you care

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The mall down the street gets more than twice the rent

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You're not even charging market rate

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You calling me stupid LaRusso

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I'm just letting you know the truth Armand

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I'm

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scratching your balls

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Thank you very much but I can scratch my own balls

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I didn't get this far trusting a car salesman huh

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No deal

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Fine Then enjoy pissing in your own shower Armand

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Everybody does it line disconnects

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بحقك يا أرماند سأعطيك 10 بالمئة أكثر من قيمة السوق

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تلك صفقة رائعة أجل إنها رائعة

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ربما أروع من اللازم صحيح

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لا أعرف ما الذي يعجبك في ريسيدا إنه مكان مقرف

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اعتبره حنين ا إلى الماضي فحسب

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لقد ترعرعت هناك

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حسن ا إذن أنت تعرف أنه فظيع

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وكذلك شاي بوبا موبا هذا

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لا يعجبني القشة ملتف ة وكدت أختنق

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إن كانت ريسيدا فظيعة فلم لا تبيعني مركز التسوق

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أريد الاستثمار في مجتمعي القديم أنا أشم رائحة هراء

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أظن أنك تريده لسبب آخر

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لا أعرف عم ا تتحدث ولا أعرف لماذا تبالي

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مركز التسوق في شارعي يجني أكثر من ضعف الإيجار

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أنت لا تتقاضى حتى سعر السوق

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هل تنعتني بالغبي يا لاروسو

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أخبرك بالحقيقة فحسب يا أرماند

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أنا أحك خصيتيك

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شكر ا جزيل ا لك لكن يمكنني حك خصيتي

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لم أحقق كل هذه الإنجازات لأنني أثق ببائعي السيارات صحيح لا اتفاق

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حسن ا استمتع بالتبول في حمامك يا أرماند

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الجميع يفعلون ذلك

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拉鲁索豪华汽车

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阿曼德别这样我给你的价格会高于市场10

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这买卖很划算是很划算

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也许太划算了嗯

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我不知道你看中里西达什么这是个破烂地方

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你就当我是怀旧吧

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我在那里长大

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那你就知道那里太糟糕了

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还有这个什么珍珠奶茶

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我不喜欢吸管也很奇怪我差点儿呛到了

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既然里西达这么差劲干嘛不把小商场卖给我

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我想在以前生活过的社区投资

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我感觉到你在胡说

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我觉得你有其他的原因

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我不知道你在说什么我也不知道你为什么在乎

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街上另一个商场的租金是你的两倍多

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你都没有收市场价

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拉鲁索你是在说我愚蠢吗

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我只是在告诉你真相阿曼德

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我在挠你的蛋蛋

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非常感谢我的蛋蛋我自己可以挠

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要是我相信一个卖车的我也不会有今天嗯免谈

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好吧那就享受在你自己家的淋浴房里小便吧阿曼德

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大家都是这样做的

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Armande daj Nudim ti 10 više od tržišne cijene

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To je izvrsna ponuda Izvrsna ponuda

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Možda i preizvrsna

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Što vidiš u Resedi To je rupčaga

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Zbog nostalgije Ondje sam odrastao

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Onda znaš da je užas

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Kao i ovaj tajvanski čaj

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Ne sviđa mi se Slamčica se savija Zagrcnuh se

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Zašto mi onda ne prodaš lanac trgovina

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Želim ulagati u kvart

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Njušim nekakvo sranje dobro

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Imaš skriven razlog

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Ne znam o čemu govoriš i zašto te briga

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Susjedna robna kuća zarađuje više

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Ne naplaćuješ tržišnu cijenu

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Kažeš da sam glup LaRusso

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Samo ti govorim istinu Armande

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Draškam ti jaja

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Hvala lijepa ali to mogu i sam

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Nisam dovde dogurao jer sam vjerovao prodavaču auta Ne može

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Dobro Onda uživaj u pišanju pod svojim tušem

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Svi to rade

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Armande no tak Dám ti deset procent nad tržní cenu

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To je dobrý obchod Jo to je

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Možná až moc dobrý

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Nechápu co vidíš na Resedě Je to díra

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Řekněme že nostalgie Vyrostl jsem tam

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Tak víš jak je to strašný

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A to i tohle Bubble tea

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Nechutná mi Ta slámka je divná Skoro jsem se udusil

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Když je to tam tak strašné prodej mi to

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Chci investovat do staré komunity Myslím že to jsou pěkný kecy

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Určitě máš jinej důvod

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Nevím o čem to mluvíš a co je ti do toho

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Obchoďák naproti má dvakrát vyšší nájem Neúčtuješ si ani trží cenu

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Říkáš že jsem blbej

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Jen ti říkám jak to je Armande

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Drbu ti koule

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Díky ale na koulích se podrbu sám

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Prodejcům aut jsem nikdy nevěřil Nedohodneme se

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Fajn Tak si čůrej do vlastní sprchy Armande

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Dělají to všichni

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Kom nu Armand Du får ti procent over markedsprisen

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Det er rigtig godt Ja det er det

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Måske for godt

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Hvad vil du i Reseda Det er en flække

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Kald det nostalgi Jeg voksede op der

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Så ved du det er rædsomt

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Og det er denne boba moba te også

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Jeg kan ikke lide den Jeg blev næsten kvalt af sugerøret

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Hvis byen er så slem hvorfor så ikke sælge

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Jeg vil investere i min by

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Der er noget muggent ved det her Jeg tror der er en anden grund

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Jeg ved ikke hvad du taler om

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Centret nede ad gaden tjener det dobbelte

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Du opkræver ikke markedsprisen

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Kalder du mig dum

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Jeg siger bare sandheden Armand

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Jeg gør dig en bjørnetjeneste

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Mange tak men jeg kan selv

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Jeg er ikke nået så langt ved at stole på en bilsælger Ingen handel

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Fint Hyg dig med at pisse i dit eget bad Armand

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Alle gør det

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Kom op Armand ik bied tien procent boven de markt

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Dat is een mooie prijs Ja zeker

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Misschien wel te mooi

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Wat zie je in Reseda Het is een achterbuurt

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Noem het nostalgie Ik ben er opgegroeid

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Dan weet je hoe erg het is

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Net als deze bubbelwubbelthee

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Ik vind het niks Het rietje is raar Ik stikte bijna

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Als het zo erg is verkoop me het winkelcentrum dan

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Ik wil in mijn wijk investeren Hier schuilt meer achter

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Je wilt het voor een andere reden Wat kan het je trouwens schelen

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Aan de overkant betalen ze het dubbele Je vraagt niet eens de marktprijs

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Noem je me dom LaRusso

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Ik vertel je alleen de waarheid Armand

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Ik was jouw ballen

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Bedankt maar ik was ze zelf wel

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Ik weet wel beter dan een autoverkoper te vertrouwen Geen deal

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Prima Plas dan je eigen douche maar onder

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Iedereen doet het

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Maksan kymmenen prosenttia yli markkina arvon

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Se on loistava tarjous Niin on

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Ehkä liiankin loistava

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En tiedä mitä näet Resedassa Se on läävä

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Nostalgiaa

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Kasvoin siellä

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Tiedät sitten että se on hirveä Niin on myös tämä tee

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Pilli on outo Melkein tukehduin

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Jos Reseda on niin paha myy sitten ostari minulle

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Sijoitan vanhoihin kotikulmiini Haistan paskapuheen

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Haluat sen jostain toisesta syystä

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En tiedä mistä puhut enkä tiedä miksi välität

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Lähistön ostarilla on kaksinkertainen vuokra

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Et veloita edes markkinahintaa

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Sanotko minua tyhmäksi

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Kerron vain totuuden

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Raaputan pallejasi

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Kiitos mutta voin raaputtaa omia pallejani

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En päässyt näin pitkälle luottamalla autokauppiaaseen Ei käy

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Hyvä on Nauti kusemisesta omassa suihkussasi

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Kaikkihan sitä tekevät

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LARUSSO VÉHICULES DE LUXE

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Allez Armand je te l'achète 10 au dessus du prix du marché

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C'est une bonne affaire En effet

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Un peu trop non

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La galerie de Reseda est un trou à rats

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Appelle ça de la nostalgie

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J'y ai grandi

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Donc tu sais que c'est merdique

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Comme ce bubblegum tea

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J'aime pas ça J'ai failli m'étouffer avec la paille

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Vends moi la galerie si c'est un trou à rats

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Je veux y investir

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J'ai l'impression que tu m'enfumes

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Tu as une autre raison

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Non et je ne vois pas en quoi ça te dérange

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La galerie plus bas empoche le double

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Tu loues sous le prix du marché

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Tu me traites d'idiot

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Je te dis la vérité Armand

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Je te rends la monnaie de ta bourse

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Merci bien mais ça m'intéresse plus

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J'ai pas attendu les conseils d'un vendeur de voitures pour m'enrichir C'est non

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OK Alors amuse toi bien à pisser dans ta douche

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Tout le monde le fait

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Armand kommen Sie ich zahle 10 über dem Marktwert

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Das ist ein guter Deal Ja stimmt

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Vielleicht zu gut hm

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Ich verstehe Sie nicht Reseda ist ein Dreckloch

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Nennen wir es Nostalgie Ich wuchs dort auf

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Dann kennen Sie das Elend

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Oh elend ist auch dieser Boba Moba Tee

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Der Strohhalm taugt nichts Ich wäre fast erstickt

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Wenn Reseda so mies ist verkaufen Sie doch

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Ich will da investieren

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Da ist doch irgendwas faul Sie haben einen anderen Grund

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Ich weiß nicht wovon Sie reden

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Andere Objekte bringen das Doppelte Ihre Mieten liegen unter Marktpreis

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Halten Sie mich für blöd

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Ich sage Ihnen nur die Wahrheit Armand

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Ich kraule Ihnen die Eier

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Vielen Dank aber das kann ich selber

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Ich bin nicht wo ich bin weil ich einem Autohändler vertraut habe

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Dann viel Spaß beim Pinkeln in die eigene Dusche

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Das macht doch jeder

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Αρμάντ σου δίνω 10 πάνω από την τιμή της αγοράς

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Είναι καλή συμφωνία Ναι είναι καλή

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Ίσως πολύ καλή

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Δεν ξέρω γιατί επιμένεις Είναι σκατογειτονιά

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Πες ότι νιώθω νοσταλγία

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Εκεί μεγάλωσα

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Μα είναι απαίσιο μέρος

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Όπως και το τσάι φούσκα

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Δεν μ' αρέσει Το καλαμάκι είναι στραβό Παραλίγο να πνιγώ

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Αφού είναι χάλια γιατί δεν το πουλάς Θέλω να επενδύσω στη γειτονιά μου

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Οσμίζομαι κάποια μαλακία κατάλαβες

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Νομίζω ότι έχεις άλλο λόγο

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Δεν καταλαβαίνω τι εννοείς ούτε τι σε νοιάζει εσένα

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Το εμπορικό κέντρο πιάνει το διπλάσιο νοίκι

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Το νοικιάζεις τσάμπα

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Με λες ηλίθιο Λαρούσο

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Απλώς σου λέω την αλήθεια Αρμάντ

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Σου νίβω τα καρύδια

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Σ' ευχαριστώ αλλά τα νίβω μόνος μου

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Δεν έφτασα ως εδώ πιστεύοντας πωλητές αυτοκινήτων Ξέχνα το

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Ωραία Κατούρα στην μπανιέρα σου Αρμάντ

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Όλοι το κάνουν

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לרוסו רכבי יוקרה

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ארמנד בחייך אתן לך עשרה אחוזים מעל מחיר השוק

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זה מחיר נהדר כן זה מחיר נהדר

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אולי נהדר מדי

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מה אתה מתלהב מרסידה זה סתם חור

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זה עניין של נוסטלגיה

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גדלתי שם

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אז אתה יודע שזה נורא

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וגם ה באבל טי הטיפשי

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לא אהבתי הקש דפוק כמעט נחנקתי

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אם רסידה כ כ גרועה למה לא תמכור לי את מרכז הקניות

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אני רוצה להשקיע בקהילה הישנה שלי אני מריח איזה בולשיט אתה מבין

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אתה רוצה את זה מסיבה אחרת אין לי מושג על מה אתה מדבר

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ולמה אכפת לך בקניון בהמשך הרחוב משלמים שכ ד כפול

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אתה אפילו לא גובה מחיר שוק

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אתה קורא לי טיפש לרוסו

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אני רק אומר לך את האמת ארמנד אני

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מגרד לך בביצים תודה אבל אני יכול לגרד את הביצים שלי

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הגעתי עד לכאן כי לא בטחתי בסוחרי מכוניות אין עסקה

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טוב אז תיהנה להשתין במקלחת בביתך ארמנד

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כולם עושים את זה

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Armand ugyan már

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Tíz százalékkal a piaci ár fölé mennék ez remek ajánlat

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Persze remek

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Kicsit túl remek nem

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Mi tetszik úgy Resedában Egy koszfészek

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Hívjuk nosztalgiának

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Ott nőttem fel

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Akkor tudja milyen szörnyű

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Ahogy ez a boba moba tea is

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Nem tetszik Ócska a szívószála Majdnem megfulladtam

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Ha olyan rossz hely miért nem adja el a sort Befektetnék a régi közösségbe

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Kamuszagot érzek tudja

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Szerintem más okból akarja

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Nem értem miről beszél Vagy miért érdekli

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Egy sarokkal arrébb duplája a bérlet Nem is a piaci árat kéri

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Most hülyének nevez LaRusso

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Csak elmondom az igazat Armand

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Meg vakarom a golyóit

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Köszönöm szépen de megvakarom én

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Nem úgy jutottam idáig hogy megbíztam egy autónepperben Nincs üzlet

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Jó Kellemes hugyozást a saját zuhanyába Armand

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Mindenki csinálja

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Armand ayolah Kubayar 10 di atas harga pasar

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Itu tawaran bagus Ya tawaran bagus

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Malah terlalu bagus

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Apa bagusnya Reseda bagimu Itu daerah kumuh

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Anggap saja nostalgia

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Aku besar di sana

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Harusnya kau tahu daerah itu payah

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Begitu juga teh boba moba ini

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Aku tak suka Sedotannya aneh Aku hampir tersedak

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Jika Reseda separah itu jual saja pertokoan itu padaku

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Aku ingin membangun daerah asalku

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Aku mencium kebohongan tahu

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Kurasa kau punya motif lain

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Aku tak paham maksudmu Kenapa pula kau peduli

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Biaya sewa pertokoan dekat sini dua kali lipatnya

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Kau tak mengenakan harga pasar

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Maksudmu aku bodoh

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Aku hanya memberitahumu situasinya

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Aku menggaruk zakarmu

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Terima kasih tapi bisa kugaruk sendiri

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Aku bisa sesukses ini tanpa bantuan wiraniaga mobil Tak sepakat

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Baik maka selamat kencing di kamar mandimu sendiri

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Semua orang juga begitu

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Dai ti darò il 10 in più sul valore di mercato

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È un ottimo affare Sì è vero

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Forse anche troppo eh

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Non so cosa ci vedi È una fogna

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Considerala nostalgia Sono cresciuto lì

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Allora sai che è orribile

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Come anche questo bubble tea

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Non mi piace La cannuccia è storta Mi sono quasi strozzato

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Se Reseda è così male perché non me lo vendi

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Voglio investirci

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Sento odore di stronzate sai Lo vuoi per qualche altro motivo

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Non so di che parli né perché ti importi

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L'affitto di questo qui è il doppio Il tuo è al di sotto del suo valore

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Mi stai dando dello stupido

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Ti sto solo dicendo la verità Armand

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Ti sto grattando le palle

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Grazie ma posso grattarmele da solo

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Non sono arrivato fin qui fidandomi di un rivenditore di auto

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Ok Divertiti a pisciare nella tua doccia Armand

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Lo fanno tutti

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ラルーソ高級車販売店

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ラルーソ高級車販売店

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アーマンド市場価格に１割乗せるよ

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アーマンド市場価格に１割乗せるよ

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いい取引だ

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よすぎるレシーダはクソだまりだぞ

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育った所で懐かしいんだ

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じゃ知ってるな

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それにボバ茶も気に入らんね

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喉に詰まりかけたぞ

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レシーダが嫌いなら売れ投資する

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どうもウソ臭いな狙いは別だろ

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何の話だ

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それに同じ通りのモールは賃料が２倍だぞ

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わしをバカと

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実情を教えただけだ

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君のタマをかいたんだ

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うれしいが自分でかく

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セールスマンは信用ならん

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売らんよ

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家のシャワーで用を足してろ

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みんなやっとる

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아르만드 제발요 시세보다 10 더 드릴게요

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아주 후한 거예요 그래 후하지

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너무 후한 것 같아

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왜 그렇게 리시다를 원해 시궁창인데

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옛 향수라고 해 두죠

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거기서 자랐으니까요

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그럼 끔찍한 동네인 거 알겠네

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이 버블버블티도 끔찍하고

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별로야 빨대도 이상하고 질식할 뻔했어

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리시다가 그렇게 별로면 왜 저한테 안 파시는 거예요

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제가 살던 동네에 투자하고 싶어요

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개수작의 냄새가 나서 그래

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딴 이유가 있을 것 같은데

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무슨 말씀인지 모르겠네요 신경 쓰실 바도 아니고요

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아래 골목의 상점은 임대료를 2배 이상 받아요

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지금 시세보다도 낮게 받고 계시잖아요

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내가 바보라는 거야 라루소

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사실을 말씀드리는 거예요

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가려운 데를 긁어드리는 거죠

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고맙지만 가려운 데는 내가 직접 긁을게

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내가 자동차 판매원 말이나 듣고 성공한 줄 알아 거래는 파기야

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알겠어요 그럼 앞으로도 샤워하면서 오줌 많이 누세요

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다들 그러거든

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Armand saya beri sepuluh peratus melebihi harga pasaran

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Ini tawaran hebat Memang hebat

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Tapi terlalu hebat

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Apa yang awak nampak di Reseda Ia mundur

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Anggap saja nostalgia Saya membesar di sana

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Jadi awak tahu ia teruk

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Begitu juga teh mutiara ini

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Saya tak suka Penyedutnya buat saya hampir tercekik

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Jadi juallah plaza itu kepada saya

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Demi komuniti lama saya

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Saya rasa ada udang di sebalik batu

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Tentu awak ada sebab lain

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Saya tak faham maksud awak

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Sewa di sini tinggi dua kali ganda

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Sewa awak di bawah harga pasaran

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Awak nak kata saya bodoh LaRusso

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Saya cuma jujur Armand

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Saya ampu awak

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Terima kasih Saya boleh ampu diri sendiri

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Saya tak sampai ke tahap ini dengan nasihat penjual kereta

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Okey masuk bilik air kencing sendiri

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Semua orang buat

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Kom igjen Armand Du får ti prosent over markedspris

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Det er en bra deal Ja det er det

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Kanskje for bra eller Hva ser du i Reseda Det er et høl

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Kall det nostalgi Jeg vokste opp der Da vet du at det er fælt

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Det er også denne boba moba teen

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Jeg liker det ikke Sugerøret er rart Jeg kveles nesten

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Selg senteret til meg hvis det er så ille Jeg vil investere i nærmiljøet

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Det høres ut som pisspreik Jeg tror du har en annen grunn

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Jeg skjønner ikke helt hvorfor du bryr deg

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Senteret nedi gata tar dobbelt leie og du tar ikke engang markedspris

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Kaller du meg dum LaRusso

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Jeg sier bare sannheten Armand

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Jeg klør ballene dine Tusen takk men jeg kan klø dem selv

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Jeg kom ikke så langt ved å stole på en bilselger Ingen avtale

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Greit Så kos deg med å tisse i dusjen din Armand

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Alle gjør det

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LARUSSO LUKSUSOWE AUTA

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Armand no weź Zapłacę ci dziesięć procent więcej

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To świetna okazja Tak świetna

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Może zbyt świetna

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Co ty widzisz w Resedzie To zadupie

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Mam do niej sentyment

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Dorastałem tam

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Więc wiesz że jest straszna

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Tak jak ta herbata z kulkami

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Nie smakuje mi Dają słabe słomki Prawie się udławiłem

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Skoro tam tak strasznie sprzedaj mi pasaż

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Zainwestuję w stare śmieci Wyczuwam tu jakąś ściemę

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Chcesz go z innego powodu

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O czym ty mówisz i czemu tak ci zależy

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Pasaż obok ma dwa razy wyższy czynsz

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Twój jest poniżej ceny rynkowej

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Mówisz że jestem głupi

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Mówię ci prawdę Armand

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Myję twoje jajka

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Dziękuję ale sam je sobie umyję

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Nie osiągnąłem sukcesu dzięki sprzedawcy aut

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Nie mamy umowy

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Dobra To sikaj sobie pod swoim prysznicem Armand

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Wszyscy to robią

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Anda lá Armand Dou te 10 acima do preço de mercado

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É um grande negócio Sim é um grande negócio

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Se calhar demasiado bom

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Não sei o que vês em Reseda É um pardieiro

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Digamos que é nostalgia

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Eu cresci lá

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Então sabes que é horrível

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tal como este chá boba moba

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Não gosto A palhinha é esquisita quase que me engasgo

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Se é assim tão mau porque não me vendes o centro comercial

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Quero investir na minha comunidade Isto cheira me a treta sabes

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Acho que o queres por outro motivo

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Não sei do que estás a falar nem porque te importas

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O outro centro comercial cobra o dobro Nem cobras o valor das rendas de mercado

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Estás a chamar me estúpido

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Estou só a dizer te a verdade Armand

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Estou a coçar te os tomates

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Eu consigo coçar os meus próprios tomates

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Não cheguei até aqui a confiar num vendedor de carros Nada feito

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Está bem então diverte te a mijar no teu duche Armand

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Todos o fazem

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LARUSSO AUTOVEHICULE DE LUX

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Zău așa Armand Îți dau 10 peste prețul pieței

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E o afacere bună Da e bună

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Poate prea bună nu

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Nu știu ce ți place la Reseda E o speluncă

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Sunt nostalgic Am crescut acolo

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Atunci știi că e groaznic

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Așa e și ceaiul boba moba

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Nu mi place Paiul e strâmb Era să mă înec

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Dacă e rău în Reseda de ce nu mi vinzi mallul Vreau să investesc acolo

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Simt că e ceva necurat la mijloc

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Cred că l vrei din alt motiv

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Nu știu ce vrei să spui și de ce ți ar păsa

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Mallul de vizavi închiriază cu preț dublu Tu nu iei nici prețul pieței

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Mă faci prost LaRusso

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Îți spun adevărul Armand

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Îți fac un favor

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Mulțumesc dar mă descurc singur

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N am ajuns până aici având încredere în vânzători de mașini Nu ți vând

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Bine Continuă să te îngropi singur Armand

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Toată lumea o face

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ЛАРУССО ЭЛИТНЫЕ АВТО

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Арманд давай Я заплачу 10 сверх рыночной цены

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Отличная сделка Да сделка отличная

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Может даже слишком

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Не понимаю что ты нашел в Ресиде Это же дыра

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Скажем это ностальгия

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Я там вырос

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Значит ты знаешь там ужас

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Как и этот чай боба шмоба

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Мне не нравится Соломинка отстой Я чуть не подавился

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Так продашь мне торговый центр в Ресиде

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Я инвестирую в свой район

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Тут пахнет какой то подставой знаешь ли

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Есть какая то другая причина

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Не знаю о чём ты да и какое тебе дело

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На той же улице аренда вдвое больше

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У тебя там даже не рыночная цена

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Хочешь сказать я дурак ЛаРуссо

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Просто говорю тебе как есть Арманд

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Чешу тебе яйца

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Большое спасибо но я сам себе яйца почешу

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Никогда особо не доверял продавцам автомобилей

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Сделки не будет

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Отлично Тогда отливай в собственном душе Арманд

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Все так делают

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Te doy un 10 más del precio de mercado

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Es un buen trato Sí lo sé

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Demasiado bueno

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Por qué te interesa Reseda Es una mierda

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Llámalo nostalgia

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Me crie ahí Pues ya sabes que es horrible

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Igual que el boba moba tea

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No me gusta Se me dobló la pajita y casi me ahogo

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Si Reseda está tan mal véndemelo

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Quiero invertir en la comunidad

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Me huelo que ocultas algo

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Creo que tienes otro motivo

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No sé de qué hablas ni qué más te da

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El otro centro comercial gana mucho más No cobras el precio de mercado

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Me estás llamando idiota

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Solo te digo la verdad Armand

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Te la estoy chupando

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Gracias pero ya me la chuparé yo solo

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No he llegado tan lejos confiando en un vendedor de coches

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Olvídate

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Bien Tendrás que conformarte con mear en tu ducha

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Todo el mundo lo hace

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Armand kom igen Jag ger dig tio procent mer än marknadsvärdet

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Det är en bra affär Ja det är det

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Kanske för bra va Jag vet inte vad du ser i Reseda Det är en håla

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Kalla det bara nostalgi Jag växte upp där

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Då vet du att det är hemskt

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Som det här bubbel trubbel teet

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Jag gillar det inte Sugröret är knasigt Jag kvävdes nästan

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Om Reseda är så dåligt kan du väl sälja gallerian

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Jag vill investera i mitt gamla samhälle Jag tror att du snackar skit

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Jag tror att du har ett annat skäl

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Jag vet inte vad du pratar om eller varför du bryr dig

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Gallerian bredvid tar dubbla hyran

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Du tar inte ens marknadspriset

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Kallar du mig dum

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Jag säger bara sanningen

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Jag kliar dina kulor

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Tack men jag kan klia mina egna kulor

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Jag litar inte på bilförsäljare Inget avtal

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Okej Ha så kul med att pissa i din egen dusch

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Alla gör det

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อาร มานด ไม เอาน า ฉ นให นาย ส งกว าราคาตลาดส บเปอร เซ นต เลยนะ

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น นเป นข อเสนอท ด มาก ใช ข อเสนอด มาก

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อาจด เก นไปด วยซ ำ

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ฉ นไม ร ว านายเห นด อะไรในเรซ ดา ม นหล มขยะช ดๆ

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พ ดว าม นทำให ค ดถ งความหล งก ได

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ฉ นโตท น น

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ง นนายก ร ส ว าม นเลวร ายแค ไหน

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อ อ แล วชาไข ม กน

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ฉ นไม ชอบเลย หลอดก พ ล ก ฉ นเก อบสำล กตาย

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ถ าเรซ ดาม นแย น ก ทำไมไม ขายห างให ฉ นเล า

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ฉ นอยากลงท นในช มชนท เคยอย

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ฉ นได กล นความตอแหลบางอย าง

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ฉ นค ดว านายม เหต ผลอ นท ต องการม น

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ฉ นไม ร ว านายพ ดเร องอะไร แล วก ไม ร ว านายจะสนทำไม

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ห างฝ งตรงข ามทำเง นค าเช า ได เยอะกว าสองเท า

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นายไม ได ค ดค าเช าเท าราคาตลาดด วยซ ำ

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น จะบอกว าฉ นโง เหรอ ลาร สโซ

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ฉ นแค พ ดความจร งก บนาย อาร มานด

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ฉ นกำล งเกาไข ให นายไง

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ขอบใจมาก แต ฉ นเกาไข ต วเองได

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ฉ นไม ได มาไกลขนาดน เพราะไว ใจคนขายรถ

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ไม ตกลง

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ก ได ง นฉ ใส ห องน ำบ านต วเอง ให สน กแล วก น อาร มานด

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ใครๆ ก ทำแบบน นเว ย

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LÜKS ARAÇLAR

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Hadi piyasa fiyatının yüzde on fazlasını veriyorum

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Harika bir teklif bu Evet harika

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Hatta fazla harika

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Reseda'da ne görüyorsun ki Bok çukuru

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Nostalji diyelim

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Orada büyüdüm Ne fenadır bilirsin o zaman

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Bu inci çayı saçmalığı da öyle

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Hiç beğenmedim Pipeti boktan Az kalsın boğuluyordum

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Reseda o kadar kötüyse AVM'yi bana sat Eski çevreme yatırım yapmak istiyorum

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Burnuma kötü kokular geliyor Bence orayı istemenin nedeni başka

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Anlayamadım Neden bu kadar önemli ki

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Alt AVM iki katı kira getiriyor Sen piyasa fiyatını bile alamıyorsun

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Bana aptal mı diyorsun LaRusso

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Sadece olanı söylüyorum Armand

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Çükünü kaşıyorum

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Çok sağ ol ama çükümü kendim kaşırım

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Buralara galericilere güvenerek gelmedim Anlaşma falan yok

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Peki o zaman kendi duşuna işemenin tadını çıkar Armand

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Herkes yapıyor

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ЛАРУССО ЛАКШЕРІ МОТОРЗ

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Арманде погоджуйся Даю ринкову вартість плюс 10

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Чудова угода Еге ж чудова угода

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Чи не надто чудова га

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Не збагну що тобі треба в Ресіді Це ж діра

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Ну це просто ностальгія

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Я там ріс Тоді знаєш що це жахливе місце

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Як і цей чай з тапіокою бокою

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Мені не сподобався Ще й клята соломина Ледь не вдавився

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Як у Ресіді погано то чому б не продати Я б інвестував у район

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От відчуваю щось тут не так розумієш

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Гадаю в тебе інші причини

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Не знаю про що ти І яке тобі діло Нижче по вулиці оренда вдвічі дорожча

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А ти й ринкову ставку не отримуєш

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Ти мене тупим назвав ЛаРуссо

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Просто кажу тобі правду Арманде

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Чухаю тобі яйця

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Дуже дякую та я й сам можу їх почухати

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А от аж так вірити продавцю машин не можу ясно Угоди не буде

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Чудово Можеш далі сцяти у власному душі Арманде

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Усі це роблять

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Armand nào Tôi trả anh mười phần trăm hơn giá thị trường

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Món hời đấy Ừ là món hời

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Có lẽ quá hời nhỉ

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Chả rõ anh thấy gì ở Reseda Chỗ khỉ ho cò gáy

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Cứ cho là do hoài niệm Tôi lớn lên ở đó

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Vậy anh biết nó kinh khủng

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Và trà trân châu cũng vậy

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Tôi không thích Cái ống hút dở quá Tôi suýt sặc

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Reseda tệ thế thì bán cho tôi khu mua sắm đi

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Tôi muốn đầu tư vào cộng đồng cũ

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Tôi ngửi thấy có mùi nhảm nhí

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Tôi nghĩ anh muốn vì lý do khác

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Chả biết anh nói gì chả hiểu sao anh quan tâm

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Khu mua sắm trên phố có giá cao hơn gấp đôi

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Anh còn không tính giá thị trường

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Nghĩ tôi ngốc à LaRusso

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Tôi chỉ cho anh biết sự thật Armand

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Tôi đang gãi bi anh đây

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Cảm ơn nhiều nhưng tôi tự gãi được

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Tôi được như giờ không phải là vì tin người bán xe Không đồng ý

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Được Vậy cứ vui vẻ vừa tắm vừa tè nhé Armand

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Available in 29 languages

Duration

59 seconds

Views

24

Timestamp in Movie

00:10:10

Uploaded

Feb 17, 2026

Season

1

Episode

5

Genres

action, comedy, drama

Production

Von Zerneck Sertner Films,NBC

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Movie Summary

Decades after their 1984 All Valley Karate Tournament bout, a middle-aged Daniel LaRusso and Johnny Lawrence find themselves martial-arts rivals again.