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You know… when I met your mom, she really knocked my socks off

You know… when I met your mom, she really knocked my socks off. Beautiful. Blonde. Tan....

Cobra Kai • S01E01 • 2018

You know… when I met your mom, she really knocked my socks off. Beautiful. Blonde. Tan. Tight. -- Little did I know I'd be taking careof her schmuck kid forever. Yeah, Sid,you were the stepfather of the century. Well, high praise, coming from a world-class daddy like you. How old is Robby now, 15, 16? -When's the last time you saw him?-Just get the hell out of here. I'll get the hell outwhen I'm goddamn good and ready! - Sid.- What? -Blood pressure!-Keep watching your bullshit judge show, will you, Rhonda? And stay out of this! Jesus, God. This is why I'm here

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You know

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when I met your mom

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she really knocked my socks off

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Beautiful

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Blonde

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Tan

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Tight

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groans Sid Little did I know

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I'd be taking care of her schmuck kid forever

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Johnny Yeah Sid you were the stepfather of the century

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Well high praise

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coming from a world class daddy like you

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How old is Robby now 15 16

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When's the last time you saw him Just get the hell out of here

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I'll get the hell out when I'm goddamn good and ready

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woman Sid Sid What

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Blood pressure Keep watching your bullshit judge show

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will you Rhonda

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And stay out of this

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Jesus God

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This is why I'm here

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لعلمك

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حين قابلت أمك

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أبهرتني بشدة

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جميلة

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شقراء

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سمراء البشرة

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جسم متناسق

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لم أكن أعرف أنه علي الاعتناء بابنها الغبي للأبد

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أجل يا سيد أنت أفضل زوج أم في هذا القرن

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يا له من مديح كبير من أب عالمي مثلك

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كم عمر روبي الآن 15 16

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متى رأيته آخر مرة اخرج من هنا فحسب

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لن أخرج من هنا إلا برغبتي

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سيد ضغط دمك ماذا

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واصلي مشاهدة برنامج الحك ام التافه اتفقنا يا روندا

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ولا تتدخلي في الموضوع

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رباه

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هذا سبب وجودي هنا

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你知道

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我遇到你妈妈的时候

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她真的太让我动心了

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美丽

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金发

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小麦肤色

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紧致

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可我真不知道我需要一直照顾她那个笨蛋儿子

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是悉德你是百年难遇的继父

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像你这样一个世界级的父亲会给我这么高的评价

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罗比多大了 15岁还是16岁了

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你最近一次是什么时候见到他的离开这里

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我想走的时候会走的

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悉德小心你的血压什么

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你就看你那扯淡的审判节目吧罗达行吗

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别管我们的事

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天啊上帝

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我来就是为了这个

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Znaš

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kad sam upoznao tvoju mamu

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oborila me s nogu

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Ljepotica

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Plavuša

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Preplanula

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Utegnuta

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Ali nisam znao da ću se morati brinuti za njezin propalitet

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Da a ti si očuh stoljeća

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To mi je velika hvala od tatice svjetske klase

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Koliko godina ima Robby 15 16

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Kad si ga vidio Ma gubi se odavde

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Izgubit ću se kad ja to poželim

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Side Tlak Što

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Gledaj tu usranu sudačku seriju Rhonda

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I ne upleći se

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Isuse Bože

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Evo zašto sam došao

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Víš

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když jsem potkal tvou mámu

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fakt mi vyrazila dech

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Nádherná

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Blondýna

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Opálená

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Útlá

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Kdybych věděl že se budu do smrti starat o její blbý děcko

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Jo Side byls nevlastní otec století

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To mě chválí tak prvotřídní táta jako ty

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Kolik je teď Robbymu 15 16

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Kdy jsi ho viděl naposled Vypadni odsud

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Vypadnu odsud až budu chtít já Side

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Co Krevní tlak

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Radši se dívej na tu stupidní soudní síň Rhondo

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Nepleť se do toho

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Ach Bože

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Jsem tu kvůli tomuhle

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Da jeg mødte din mor

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faldt jeg pladask for hende

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Smuk

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Blond

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Solbrun

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Stram

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Jeg vidste ikke at jeg skulle tage mig af hendes lortebarn for altid

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Ja Sid du var århundredets stedfar

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Det er store ord fra en verdensklassefar som dig

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Hvor gammel er Robby nu Femten Seksten

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Hvornår så du ham sidst Forsvind

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Jeg skrider når jeg har lyst

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Sid Blodtrykket Hvad

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Se du bare dit åndssvage dommerprogram Rhonda Og bland dig udenom

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Du godeste

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Derfor er jeg her

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Weet je

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Toen ik je moeder ontmoette

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sloeg ik steil achterover

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Beeldschoon

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Blond

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Gebruind

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Strak

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Wist ik veel dat ik voor altijd voor haar stomme zoon moest zorgen

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Ja Sid je was stiefvader van de eeuw

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Een groot compliment van een wereldvader zoals jij

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Hoe oud is Robby nu Vijftien Zestien

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Hoelang heb je hem niet gezien Rot toch op

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Ik bepaal zelf wel wanneer ik oprot Sid

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Wat Bloeddruk

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Kijk jij nou maar naar je stomme serie Rhonda

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En hou je erbuiten

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Jezus

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Hier ben ik voor gekomen

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Tiedätkö

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että kun tapasin äitisi

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hän vei jalat altani

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Kaunis

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Vaalea

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Ruskettunut

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Timmi

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En tiennyt että huolehtisin loppuelämäni hänen törpöstä pojastaan

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Olitkin vuosisadan paras isäpuoli

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Iso kohteliaisuus sinun kaltaiseltasi maailmanluokan isältä

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Kuinka vanha Robby on 15 16

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Milloin näit hänet viimeksi Painu helvettiin

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Painun helvettiin kun olen valmis

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Mitä Verenpaineesi

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Katso vain tuomariohjelmaasi Rhonda

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Pysy erossa tästä

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Voi Jeesus

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Tämän takia olen täällä

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Tu sais

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quand j'ai rencontré ta mère

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je l'ai trouvée incroyable

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Magnifique

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Blonde

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Bronzée

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Bien foutue

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Mais j'imaginais pas devoir m'occuper de son crétin de fils à vie

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Tu as été le beau père du siècle Sid

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Un beau compliment de la part d'un papa exemplaire comme toi

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Quel âge a Robby 15 ans 16 ans

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Quand l'as tu revu Casse toi

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Je me casserai quand j'en ai envie

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Sid votre tension Quoi

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Regarde plutôt ton émission débile tu veux Rhonda

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Ne te mêle pas de ça

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Bon sang de bonsoir

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Je suis venu te donner ça

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Weißt du

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als ich deine Mutter traf

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hat sie mich echt umgehauen

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Wunderschön

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Blond

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Braungebrannt

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Knackig

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Konnte ja nicht ahnen dass ich ihren Bengel zeitlebens am Hals haben würde

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Ja du warst der Stiefvater des Jahrhunderts

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So ein Lob von einem Spitzen Daddy wie dir bedeutet natürlich viel

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Wie alt ist Robby jetzt 15 16

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Wann hast du ihn zuletzt gesehen Hau ab

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Ich haue ab wenn ich fertig bin

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Sid Dein Blutdruck Was

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Schau deine blöde Gerichtsshow Rhonda

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Und halt dich raus

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Meine Güte

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Deswegen bin ich hier

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Ξέρεις

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όταν γνώρισα τη μαμά σου

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ξετρελάθηκα

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Ήταν όμορφη

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Ξανθή

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Μαυρισμένη

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Με ωραίο κορμί

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Δεν περίμενα ότι θα 'πρεπε να φροντίζω τον αλήτη τον γιο της για πάντα

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Μπράβο Σιντ ήσουν ο πατριός του αιώνα

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Μεγάλη τιμή για εμένα να το λέει αυτό ένας εξαιρετικός πατέρας όπως εσύ

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Πόσων χρονών είναι ο Ρόμπι τώρα 15 16

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Από πότε έχεις να τον δεις Φύγε από δω

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Θα φύγω όταν θέλω εγώ

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Σιντ Η πίεσή σου Τι

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Δες την ηλίθια εκπομπή σου εντάξει Ρόντα

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Μην ανακατεύεσαι

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Χριστέ μου

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Αυτό εδώ είναι ο λόγος που ήρθα

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אתה יודע

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כשפגשתי את אימא שלך

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היא ממש הדהימה אותי

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יפהפייה

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בלונדינית

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שזופה

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צרה

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לא ידעתי שאטפל בילד השמוק שלה לנצח

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כן סיד היית האב החורג של המאה

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ובכן איזה שבחים מגיעים מאבא סוג א' שכמוך

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בן כמה רובי עכשיו 15 16

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מתי ראית אותו בפעם האחרונה עוף מכאן כבר

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אעוף מכאן כשיתחשק לי

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סיד מה

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לחץ דם תמשיכי לצפות בתוכנית הטיפשית על השופטים

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בסדר רונדה אל תתערבי

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אלוהים ישמור

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בגלל זה אני כאן

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Tudod

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mikor megismertem anyádat

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teljesen levett a lábamról

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Gyönyörű volt

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szőke

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napbarnított

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feszes

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Nem tudtam hogy gondoskodnom kell

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a hülye gyerekéről örök időkig

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Igen Sid az évszázad nevelőapja voltál

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Nagy dicséret

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egy ilyen

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világszínvonalú apától mint te

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Hány éves most Robby

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Tizenöt Tizenhat

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Mikor láttad legutóbb

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Húzz innen a francba

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Akkor húzok a francba ha végeztem

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Sid Mi van

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Vérnyomás

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Nézze csak a szaros bírós műsorát oké Rhonda

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Maradjon ki ebből

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Jézusom

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Ezért

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vagyok itt

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Tahu tidak

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Saat aku mengenal ibumu

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aku sungguh terpukau

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Cantik

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Pirang

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Kulit cokelat

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Rapat

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Aku tak sadar harus mengurus anak tololnya selamanya

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Ya Sid kau ayah tiri terhebat abad ini

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Sanjungan tinggi dari ayah sempurna sepertimu

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Berapa usia Robby sekarang 15 atau 16

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Kapan terakhir kali kau melihatnya Cepat pergi sana

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Aku akan pergi setelah urusanku beres

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Sid Tekanan darah Apa

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Fokus saja menonton acara persidangan yang payah itu Bisa Rhonda

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Jangan ikut campur

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Astaga

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Ini alasanku kemari

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Sai

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quando conobbi tua madre

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mi lasciò senza fiato

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Era bellissima

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Bionda

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Abbronzata

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Sexy

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Non pensavo che avrei dovuto badare per sempre al suo figlio cretino

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Sì sei stato il patrigno del secolo

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È un gran bel complimento

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detto da un padre premio Nobel come te

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Quanti anni ha Robby Quindici Sedici

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Da quanto tempo non lo vedi Vattene

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Me ne vado quando lo dico io

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Sid La pressione Cosa

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Tu continua a guardare quella merda Ok Rhonda

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E stanne fuori

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Cristo santo

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È per questo che sono qui

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その昔

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母親に会った時

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心底シビれたよ

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美人で

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ブロンド

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褐色の肌

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締まってた

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だがバカ息子を永遠に養うハメになるとは

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シドは世紀の継父だよ

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なんと世界屈指の父親からお褒めにあずかった

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ロビーは15 16歳か最後に会ったのは

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早く出てけ

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用が終わったらな

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シド

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何だ

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血圧

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ロンダはやらせ番組でも見てろ

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口を挟むな

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ガミガミ女め

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これを渡しに来た

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있잖냐

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네 엄마를 처음 만났을 때

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눈이 번쩍 뜨였었다

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아름다웠어

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금발에다

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그을린 피부

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탄탄했고

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그 여자의 덜떨어진 아들을 평생 돌보게 될 줄은 몰랐지

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그래요 시드 세기의 새아빠시네요

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너 같은 세계 최고의 아빠한테 그런 격찬을 듣다니

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로비는 몇 살이냐 15살 16살

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마지막으로 본 게 언제야 그냥 가세요

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갈 때 되면 어련히 갈 거다

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시드 혈압 조심하세요 뭐

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빌어먹을 판사 쇼나 계속 봐 론다

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끼어들지 말고

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정말이지

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이걸 주려고 왔다

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Awak tahu

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Semasa saya kenal ibu awak

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rasa macam bulan jatuh ke riba

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Cantik

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Rambut perang

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Kulit sawo matang

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Seksi

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Saya tak tahu saya kena jaga anak tak gunanya selama lamanya

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Ya Sid Awak ayah tiri terbaik abad ini

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Bangga rasa dipuji ayah bertaraf dunia macam awak

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Berapa usia Robby sekarang 15 16

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Bila kali terakhir jumpa dia Berambus

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Saya akan berambus apabila saya nak

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Sid Tekanan darah Apa

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Tonton saja rancangan bodoh awak Rhonda

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Jangan campur

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Ya Tuhan

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Ini punca saya ke sini

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Du vet

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da jeg møtte moren din

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så lamslo hun meg skikkelig

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Nydelig

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Blond

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Solbrun

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Stram

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Jeg visste ikke at jeg skulle ta meg av idiotungen hennes for alltid

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Ja Sid du var århundrets stefar

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Vel mye ros fra en verdensklasse pappa som deg

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Hvor gammel er Robby nå Femten seksten

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Når så du ham sist Bare kom deg ut herfra

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Jeg drar når jeg er god og klar

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Sid Blodtrykket Hva

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Bare se på drittshowet ditt Rhonda

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Hold deg utenfor Herregud

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Dette er grunnen til at jeg er her

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Bo wiesz

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gdy poznałem twoją mamę

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to zwaliła mnie z nóg

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Piękna

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Blondynka

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Opalona

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Jędrna

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Nie wiedziałem że będę zajmował się jej głupim dzieciakiem

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Jasne a ty byłeś idealnym ojczymem

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To komplement z ust takiego tatusia jak ty

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Ile lat ma Robby 15 czy 16

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Kiedy go widziałeś Wynoś się stąd

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Pójdę gdy będę chciał

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Sid Co

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Uważaj na ciśnienie Oglądaj dalej ten głupi program

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Nie wtrącaj się Rhonda

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Jezu Chryste

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Dlatego przyszedłem

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Sabes

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quando conheci a tua mãe

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ela impressionou me imenso

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Linda

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Loura

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Bronzeada

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Apertadinha

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Mal eu sabia que ia cuidar do estúpido do filho dela para sempre

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Sim Sid foste o padrasto do século

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Isso é dizer muito vindo de um pai de primeira categoria como tu

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Quantos anos tem o Robby 15 16

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Há quanto tempo não o vês Desaparece

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Eu ponho me a andar daqui quando quiser

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Sid a tensão arterial O que foi

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Continua a ver o teu programa da treta Rhonda

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e não te metas nisto

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Credo Meu Deus

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É por causa disto que estou aqui

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Știi

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când am cunoscut o pe mama ta

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m a dat pe spate

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Frumoasă

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Blondă

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Bronzată

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În formă

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Habar n aveam că o să am grijă de plodul ei pe veci

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Da Sid ai fost cel mai tare tată vitreg

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E un compliment dacă vine de la un tată de talie mondială ca tine

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Câți ani are Robby 15 16

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De când nu l ai văzut Cară te de aici

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O să mă car când o să termin

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Sid ai grijă la tensiune Ce

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Tu uită te la emisiunea ta de rahat Rhonda

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Și nu te băga

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Doamne sfinte

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De asta am venit

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Знаешь

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когда я встретил твою маму

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она меня поразила в самое сердце

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Красавица

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Блондинка

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Загорелая

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Подтянутая

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Только вот не знал что вечно

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буду заботиться о ее сынке балбесе

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Да Сид ты лучший отчим на свете

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Вот это да такая высокая оценка

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от такого идеального отца как ты

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Сколько сейчас Робби 15 16

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Когда ты его видел

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Просто свали отсюда

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Я отсюда свалю когда сам захочу

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Сид Что

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Давление Смотри дальше свой дерьмовый сериал

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Поняла Ронда

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И не лезь сюда

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Господи боже мой

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Вот зачем я пришел

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Sabes qué

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Cuando conocí a tu madre

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me quedé boquiabierto

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Guapa

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Rubia

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Bronceada

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Maciza

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Lo que no sabía es que cuidaría a su mequetrefe para siempre

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Has sido el padrastro del siglo

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Es un halago viniendo de un padrazo como tú

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Qué edad tiene ya Robby 15 16

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Cuándo lo viste por última vez Lárgate

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Me largaré cuando me dé la gana

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Sid la tensión Que sí

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Tú sigue con tu programa de juicios de mierda

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No te metas

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Por Dios

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He venido a darte esto

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Vet du vad

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När jag träffade din mor

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blev jag hänförd

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Så vacker

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Blond

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Solbränd

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Tajt

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Jag visste inte att jag skulle ta hand om hennes blåsta unge för evigt

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Visst du var århundradets styvfar

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Vilka lovord från en förstklassig pappa som du

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Hur gammal är Robby nu Femton Sexton

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När såg du honom senast Stick bara

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Jag sticker när jag är klar

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Sid Blodtrycket

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Fortsätt bara titta på din skitserie Rhonda

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Håll dig utanför

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Herrejesus

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Jag är här för det här

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ร ไหม

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ตอนท ฉ นเจอแม แก

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เธอทำให ฉ นปล มปร มส ดๆ

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ท งสวย

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ผมทอง

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ผ วแทน

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แน น

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ไม เคยร เลยว าฉ นจะต องมาด แล ไอ ล กโง ของเธอตลอดไป

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ใช เลย ซ ด ค ณเป นพ อเล ยงด เด นแห งศตวรรษเลย

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แหม ถ อว าเป นคำชมส ดๆ เลย พ ดออกมาจากปากค ณพ อช นหน งแบบแก

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ร อบบ อาย เท าไรแล ว 15 หร อ 16 ป

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แกเจอหลานคร งส ดท ายเม อไร ไปให พ นได แล วไป

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ฉ นจะไปก ต อเม อพร อมท จะไป

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ซ ด ระว งความด นข น อะไร

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ด รายการผ พ พากษาตอแหลน นไปเถอะ รอนด า

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อย ามาย งก บเร องน

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พระเจ า

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ฉ นมาท น เพราะเร องน

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Var ya

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Annenle tanıştığımda

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aklımı başımdan almıştı

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Çok güzel

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Sarışın

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Bronz

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Sıkı

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Sonsuza dek ahmak çocuğuna bakacağımı nereden bileyim

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Evet Sid yüzyılın üvey babasıydın

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Bunu senin gibi harika bir babadan duymak ne büyük iltifat

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Robby kaç yaşına geldi 15 mi 16 mı

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Onu en son ne zaman gördün Defol git

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Gitmeye hazır olunca defolup giderim

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Sid Ne

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Tansiyonun Sen boktan mahkeme programını izle

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Tamam mı Rhonda

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Bu işe karışma

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Tanrım

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Bu yüzden geldim

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Знаєш

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коли я зустрів твою маму

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від неї мені справді зірвало дах

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Гарна

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Білявка

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Смаглява

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Підтягнута

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От тільки не знав що довіку доведеться няньчитись з її дурним сином

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Еге ж ти точно був взірцевим вітчимом

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Ага хто б казав Точно що не такий татусь світового рівня як ти

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Скільки вже Роббі П'ятнадцять Шістнадцять

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Коли ти востаннє його бачив Забирайся

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Я заберуся коли сам схочу щоб тобі

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Сиде Кров'яний тиск Що

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Дивись своє тупе шоу гаразд Рондо

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А сюди не мішайся

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Господи Ісусе

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Ось чому я прийшов

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Biết không

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khi dượng gặp mẹ con

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thật sự mẹ làm dượng choáng

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Đẹp lắm

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Tóc vàng

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Da ngăm

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Khít

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Dượng đâu có biết lại phải chăm sóc mãi cho thằng con ngốc của cô ấy

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Vâng dượng Sid là cha dượng của thế kỷ

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Chà Lời khen ngợi đến từ một ông bố tầm thế giới như con

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Robby bao nhiêu tuổi 15 16

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Con gặp nó lần cuối khi nào Ông về đi

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Dượng sẽ về khi dượng ổn và sẵn sàng

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Sid Huyết áp Sao

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Cứ xem tiếp chương trình thẩm phán nhảm của cô đi Rhonda

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Và tránh xa vụ này

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Trời đất ơi

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Đây là lí do dượng ở đây

Available in 29 languages

Duration

55 seconds

Views

33

Timestamp in Movie

00:13:27

Uploaded

Feb 17, 2026

Season

1

Episode

1

Genres

action, comedy, drama

Production

Von Zerneck Sertner Films,NBC

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Movie Summary

Decades after their 1984 All Valley Karate Tournament bout, a middle-aged Daniel LaRusso and Johnny Lawrence find themselves martial-arts rivals again.