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Cocaine Werewolf

Cocaine, Cash and a Crew filming a horror movie in the mysterious woods of northern Pennsylvania clash when an unexpected visit from a Werewolf literally enters the picture.

Director

Mark Polonia

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Cleopatra Entertainment

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Jack

Vanida

Slash

Tiff

Dirk

Alister

Sheriff Duke Larson

Gangster

Titus Himmelberger

Jones

Noyes J. Lawton

Andrew (Hunter )

Jeff Kirkendall

Nicky

Man with Axe

Uber Driver

Michael Korotitsch

Hunter

Shawn (Photographer )

Victim in Car

Marie DeLorenzo

Lysandra

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[music playing] - Cocaine Werewolf

[music playing]

And as your manager
of your OnlyFans page, - Cocaine Werewolf

And as your manager of your OnlyFans page,

So this week's cosplay,
Little Red Riding Hood. - Cocaine Werewolf

So this week's cosplay, Little Red Riding Hood.

It actually kind of turns me on. - Cocaine Werewolf

It actually kind of turns me on.

[screams] - Cocaine Werewolf

[howling] - Cocaine Werewolf

Man, oh, man, where is he? - Cocaine Werewolf

Man, oh, man, where is he?

And when I get nervous,
I get the itch. - Cocaine Werewolf

And when I get nervous, I get the itch.

Boss wouldn't like knowing
you tapped into his snow. - Cocaine Werewolf

Boss wouldn't like knowing you tapped into his snow.

If it isn't all
there, you won't - Cocaine Werewolf

If it isn't all there, you won't

I need to get fixed bad, man. - Cocaine Werewolf

I need to get fixed bad, man.

I won't be making
eyes at you all night. - Cocaine Werewolf

I won't be making eyes at you all night.

The boss thinks you've
been talking to the feds. - Cocaine Werewolf

The boss thinks you've been talking to the feds.

(SINGING) Don't break me down - Cocaine Werewolf

(SINGING) Don't break me down

There's a complimentary water in
the cup holder if you'd like it. - Cocaine Werewolf

There's a complimentary water in the cup holder if you&...

Oh, P Didn't want to
get your Ferrari banged up - Cocaine Werewolf

Oh, P Didn't want to get your Ferrari banged up

No, I'm flying to Spain
after the business meeting, - Cocaine Werewolf

No, I'm flying to Spain after the business meeting,

They're making a low-budget
horror movie in the area, - Cocaine Werewolf

They're making a low-budget horror movie in the area,

No, I sell stocks, and
I've got a good lead - Cocaine Werewolf

No, I sell stocks, and I've got a good lead

Playing with other people's
money at their expense - Cocaine Werewolf

Playing with other people's money at their expense

Fast cars, hot women,
money, cocaine city. - Cocaine Werewolf

Fast cars, hot women, money, cocaine city.

[farting sound] - Cocaine Werewolf

[farting sound]

I have to use the restroom, but
I'll be real quick about it. - Cocaine Werewolf

I have to use the restroom, but I'll be real quick abou...

[farting sound] - Cocaine Werewolf

[farting sound]

If you don't get out here right
now, I'm taking the car myself. - Cocaine Werewolf

If you don't get out here right now, I'm taking th...

If I'd have known you
were on your period, - Cocaine Werewolf

If I'd have known you were on your period,

[laughs] - Cocaine Werewolf

Oh, that idiot's got
the goddamn keys. - Cocaine Werewolf

Oh, that idiot's got the goddamn keys.

Yes, wouldn't old
Sheriff Duke Larson - Cocaine Werewolf

Yes, wouldn't old Sheriff Duke Larson

The victims were torn apart
the likes no human could do. - Cocaine Werewolf

The victims were torn apart the likes no human could do.

Yes, you go out in the woods
and circle up in front of me - Cocaine Werewolf

Yes, you go out in the woods and circle up in front of me

OK, you stay here and shoot
it between the eyes when - Cocaine Werewolf

OK, you stay here and shoot it between the eyes when

You only have one chance to
shoot it before it latches on - Cocaine Werewolf

You only have one chance to shoot it before it latches on

[music playing] - Cocaine Werewolf

[music playing]

Frank, where the fuck are you? - Cocaine Werewolf

Frank, where the fuck are you?

And these out of the way
rendezvous, they need to stop. - Cocaine Werewolf

And these out of the way rendezvous, they need to stop.

And you better be springing
for a hotel tonight, - Cocaine Werewolf

And you better be springing for a hotel tonight,

Frank, is that you? - Cocaine Werewolf

Frank, is that you?

[sirens wailing] - Cocaine Werewolf

[sirens wailing]

[people shouting] - Cocaine Werewolf

[people shouting]

These guys catch me looking
like this with all this coke, - Cocaine Werewolf

These guys catch me looking like this with all this coke,

[radio chatter] - Cocaine Werewolf

[radio chatter]

Things I've seen, it
would take a lot more - Cocaine Werewolf

Things I've seen, it would take a lot more

My name is Jack, and you are? - Cocaine Werewolf

My name is Jack, and you are?

People around here call
me the gypsy of the woods. - Cocaine Werewolf

People around here call me the gypsy of the woods.

Cooking up a spell over there? - Cocaine Werewolf

Cooking up a spell over there?

Eventually, those
that have been marked - Cocaine Werewolf

Eventually, those that have been marked

The same beast that
killed your driver. - Cocaine Werewolf

The same beast that killed your driver.

Now you will become a demon
that can't stop killing. - Cocaine Werewolf

Now you will become a demon that can't stop killing.

You see, he was addicted
to his vice, like you are. - Cocaine Werewolf

You see, he was addicted to his vice, like you are.

I can smell it on you. - Cocaine Werewolf

I can smell it on you.

He was addicted to
the devil's lettuce. - Cocaine Werewolf

He was addicted to the devil's lettuce.

You mean weed? - Cocaine Werewolf

It changed him day or night,
like your vice will do to you. - Cocaine Werewolf

It changed him day or night, like your vice will do to you.

If I killed that creature,
then that means-- - Cocaine Werewolf

If I killed that creature, then that means--

Why did you make me do that? - Cocaine Werewolf

Why did you make me do that?

And if we're not
careful, if we-- - Cocaine Werewolf

And if we're not careful, if we--

The line is we're next if
we can't stop this crazy clown - Cocaine Werewolf

The line is we're next if we can't stop this crazy...

This isn't Breakfast
at Tiffany's. - Cocaine Werewolf

This isn't Breakfast at Tiffany's.

One scene is as
mundane as the next. - Cocaine Werewolf

One scene is as mundane as the next.

Excuse me, I can barely
see or hear anything. - Cocaine Werewolf

Excuse me, I can barely see or hear anything.

Hey, I'm trying to
make a movie here. - Cocaine Werewolf

Hey, I'm trying to make a movie here.

I'm going to make this
movie even if it kills me. - Cocaine Werewolf

I'm going to make this movie even if it kills me.

Ready and action. - Cocaine Werewolf

Ready and action.

Rah, rah, rah, rah, rah. - Cocaine Werewolf

Rah, rah, rah, rah, rah.

Tiff, you were
magnificent, and this scene - Cocaine Werewolf

Tiff, you were magnificent, and this scene

How am I going to
explain any of this? - Cocaine Werewolf

How am I going to explain any of this?

[growling] - Cocaine Werewolf

This rubber mask is freezing
to my face and crumbling. - Cocaine Werewolf

This rubber mask is freezing to my face and crumbling.

This film really
is a shit show. - Cocaine Werewolf

This film really is a shit show.

Hey, Vinita, we're going to
need you in front of the camera - Cocaine Werewolf

Hey, Vinita, we're going to need you in front of the ca...

DIRECTOR: What the hell is that? - Cocaine Werewolf

DIRECTOR: What the hell is that?

You said you wanted
a gritty '80s look, - Cocaine Werewolf

You said you wanted a gritty '80s look,

At least use a 16 millimeter
or some 35-millimeter short X. - Cocaine Werewolf

At least use a 16 millimeter or some 35-millimeter short X.

DIRECTOR: All right,
everyone, that's - Cocaine Werewolf

DIRECTOR: All right, everyone, that's

I still don't know why we all
had to come here in one vehicle. - Cocaine Werewolf

I still don't know why we all had to come here in one v...

Because Slash is too cheap
to pay for all of our gas. - Cocaine Werewolf

Because Slash is too cheap to pay for all of our gas.

Nope, it's because I am
the director slash producer - Cocaine Werewolf

Nope, it's because I am the director slash producer

Yeah, you're a regular
one-man wrecking crew. - Cocaine Werewolf

Yeah, you're a regular one-man wrecking crew.

A classic where-- - Cocaine Werewolf

A classic where--

Where I give the
fans what they want, - Cocaine Werewolf

Where I give the fans what they want,

Alastair has the
blood part covered, - Cocaine Werewolf

Alastair has the blood part covered,

She fucked the director. - Cocaine Werewolf

She fucked the director.

Today, here, this
morning, I'd like - Cocaine Werewolf

Today, here, this morning, I'd like

After an intense
investigation, it is now clear - Cocaine Werewolf

After an intense investigation, it is now clear

We are urging each and every
one of our community members - Cocaine Werewolf

We are urging each and every one of our community members

I am working closely with the
Game Commission, as well as - Cocaine Werewolf

I am working closely with the Game Commission, as well as

How is it that I'm hungry
and full at the same time? - Cocaine Werewolf

How is it that I'm hungry and full at the same time?

Pardon, in the script, why
is this scene even happening? - Cocaine Werewolf

Pardon, in the script, why is this scene even happening?

Because you can never have too
many boobs or butts in a film. - Cocaine Werewolf

Because you can never have too many boobs or butts in a film...

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Cocaine, Cash and a Crew filming a horror movie in the mysterious woods of northern Pennsylvania clash when an unexpected visit from a Werewolf literally enters the picture.

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Director: Mark Polonia

Writer: Ford Austin, Tyger Torrez

Production: Cleopatra Entertainment

Genre: comedy, horror

Year: 2024

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 2.2

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 05 Jul 2024

Awards: N/A

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