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Cocaine Werewolf

Cocaine, Cash and a Crew filming a horror movie in the mysterious woods of northern Pennsylvania clash when an unexpected visit from a Werewolf literally enters the picture.

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Mark Polonia

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Cleopatra Entertainment

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ALISTAIR: Oh, OK,
when is it my turn? - Cocaine Werewolf

ALISTAIR: Oh, OK, when is it my turn?

Take 10 while I
try to figure out - Cocaine Werewolf

Take 10 while I try to figure out

She, her, yours. - Cocaine Werewolf

She, her, yours.

What the-- is he dead? - Cocaine Werewolf

What the-- is he dead?

We found you here,
laying here in the woods. - Cocaine Werewolf

We found you here, laying here in the woods.

In a business suit? - Cocaine Werewolf

In a business suit?

Sure, you got to
look your best, right? - Cocaine Werewolf

Sure, you got to look your best, right?

It came at me, vicious like
it was high on something. - Cocaine Werewolf

It came at me, vicious like it was high on something.

Thank you very much. - Cocaine Werewolf

Thank you very much.

You have no idea what
I've been through. - Cocaine Werewolf

You have no idea what I've been through.

I'll find you, whatever you are. - Cocaine Werewolf

I'll find you, whatever you are.

I make high-end deals in
Manhattan, very lucrative. - Cocaine Werewolf

I make high-end deals in Manhattan, very lucrative.

Your story of survival would
make a great movie of the week. - Cocaine Werewolf

Your story of survival would make a great movie of the week.

We'd call someone, but we have
no cell service way out here. - Cocaine Werewolf

We'd call someone, but we have no cell service way out ...

Listen, we're
finishing up today, - Cocaine Werewolf

Listen, we're finishing up today,

OK, so your big
scene is up next. - Cocaine Werewolf

OK, so your big scene is up next.

The two counselors are getting
it on hot, on hot action. - Cocaine Werewolf

The two counselors are getting it on hot, on hot action.

And then, bam, slice and dice. - Cocaine Werewolf

And then, bam, slice and dice.

Is there any way that I can
show remorse for my actions? - Cocaine Werewolf

Is there any way that I can show remorse for my actions?

You know, character
arc before I-- - Cocaine Werewolf

You know, character arc before I--

Fucking actors. - Cocaine Werewolf

Fucking actors.

I want you to take your camera
and run through the woods. - Cocaine Werewolf

I want you to take your camera and run through the woods.

To get some grainy,
shaky footage. - Cocaine Werewolf

To get some grainy, shaky footage.

Well, then you better hurry
before the next scene is up. - Cocaine Werewolf

Well, then you better hurry before the next scene is up.

Finish your sandwiches,
and let's get inside - Cocaine Werewolf

Finish your sandwiches, and let's get inside

Asshole is getting
style, whether he - Cocaine Werewolf

Asshole is getting style, whether he

[giggling] - Cocaine Werewolf

How long has it been
since you've had some? - Cocaine Werewolf

How long has it been since you've had some?

Well, then, lucky
for you, I have just - Cocaine Werewolf

Well, then, lucky for you, I have just

Believe it or not, I'm not
a fan of on-set romances. - Cocaine Werewolf

Believe it or not, I'm not a fan of on-set romances.

After this gig, I'm
going to LA to make it big. - Cocaine Werewolf

After this gig, I'm going to LA to make it big.

So I'm going to check
this off the list - Cocaine Werewolf

So I'm going to check this off the list

But I'm an asshole who likes
to share in the wealth. - Cocaine Werewolf

But I'm an asshole who likes to share in the wealth.

You know, when I'm
done with this grind, - Cocaine Werewolf

You know, when I'm done with this grind,

Right there, the light
is a little bit-- - Cocaine Werewolf

Right there, the light is a little bit--

How is anybody going to be
able to see any of this shit? - Cocaine Werewolf

How is anybody going to be able to see any of this shit?

[howling] - Cocaine Werewolf

You know, you bring me
all the way out here - Cocaine Werewolf

You know, you bring me all the way out here

I mean, you think anybody's
actually scared of this-- - Cocaine Werewolf

I mean, you think anybody's actually scared of this--

A man wolf? - Cocaine Werewolf

All right, but
I don't have any. - Cocaine Werewolf

All right, but I don't have any.

[screams] - Cocaine Werewolf

[screams] - Cocaine Werewolf

What the-- - Cocaine Werewolf

Tis nobler to suffer
the slings and arrows - Cocaine Werewolf

Tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows

But if this was a
real horror film, - Cocaine Werewolf

But if this was a real horror film,

If they were still
alive, we'd know by now. - Cocaine Werewolf

If they were still alive, we'd know by now.

I thought I was going to
die in a Mexican brothel - Cocaine Werewolf

I thought I was going to die in a Mexican brothel

[phone ringing] - Cocaine Werewolf

[phone ringing]

I can't come to the phone right
now because I'm probably on set - Cocaine Werewolf

I can't come to the phone right now because I'm pr...

SLASH (ON VOICEMAIL):
So leave a message, - Cocaine Werewolf

SLASH (ON VOICEMAIL): So leave a message,

It's Sterling, your
executive producer. - Cocaine Werewolf

It's Sterling, your executive producer.

Make your days and get this
low-budget turn in the can, - Cocaine Werewolf

Make your days and get this low-budget turn in the can,

Look, if he's in there, so are
his car keys and his phone. - Cocaine Werewolf

Look, if he's in there, so are his car keys and his pho...

Yes, he did it. - Cocaine Werewolf

Yes, he did it.

A werewolf walking around on
two legs, wearing clothes. - Cocaine Werewolf

A werewolf walking around on two legs, wearing clothes.

Something bit me, and I've
been stuck out here for days. - Cocaine Werewolf

Something bit me, and I've been stuck out here for days...

I feel this hunger inside,
and it drives me to kill. - Cocaine Werewolf

I feel this hunger inside, and it drives me to kill.

No one's going to
believe all this, - Cocaine Werewolf

No one's going to believe all this,

(SINGING) I'm a cocaine werewolf
so don't you mess around me - Cocaine Werewolf

(SINGING) I'm a cocaine werewolf so don't you mess...

I'm a cocaine werewolf - Cocaine Werewolf

I'm a cocaine werewolf

Call me pretty little Snow White - Cocaine Werewolf

Call me pretty little Snow White

The cocaine werewolf - Cocaine Werewolf

The cocaine werewolf

I'm a cocaine werewolf - Cocaine Werewolf

I'm a cocaine werewolf

I'm a cocaine werewolf - Cocaine Werewolf

I'm a cocaine werewolf

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Cocaine, Cash and a Crew filming a horror movie in the mysterious woods of northern Pennsylvania clash when an unexpected visit from a Werewolf literally enters the picture.

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Director: Mark Polonia

Writer: Ford Austin, Tyger Torrez

Production: Cleopatra Entertainment

Genre: comedy, horror

Year: 2024

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 2.2

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 05 Jul 2024

Awards: N/A

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