We're in the mood for love, simply because we've got one

Art Selwyn:

[singing]
Oh I'm in the mood for love. Ben Luckett:
Will you listen to this guy, he'll be chasing them dolls 'til his dick runs off. Art Selwyn:
Oh I'm too old for that sort of thing. Joseph Finley:
Age isn't everything. Art Selwyn:
Nope. Joseph Finley:
Anyway it's all up here. Ben Luckett:
Not all up there, Pal. Some of it's down here, which I might add is stiff as a board. Art Selwyn:
You too? You got a boner too? Ben Luckett:
Blue steel. Cat couldn't scratch it. Joseph Finley:
I thought I was the only one. Art Selwyn:
[singing]
We're in the mood for love, simply because we've got one