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Coffee Wars

Vegan barista takes on the world at the World Barista Championship.

Director

Randall Miller

Year

Genre

Box Office

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Production

Unclaimed Freight Productions,FOAM Productions

Awards

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Homepage

https://www.coffeewarsfilm.com/

Jo

Roopa

Saoirse-Monica Jackson

Rudy

Andy

Ray

Jordan Stephens

Hans

Maja

Maya Savin Miller

Stoney

Jenny Rainsford

Lisa

Bernie

Mum

Rosie Cavaliero

Dad

Bridget

Isabella

Maria Conchita Alonso

Jorge

64

Moronke Akinola

Delivery guy

Eydel Francisco Balbuena

Marty

Lars

Radivoje Bukvic

Stewardess

Cherry

Mitchell Cherry

George

Tammy

Tamara Kurcubic

63

Michellé

Seka

Judge Karlo Maric

Radoslav 'Rale' Milenkovic

McRae

Young Jo

Heart Attack Barista

English teenager

Delivery guy

Jorge Luis Garmendia Tito

Regional Judge

Scott Alexander Young

Novak

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[soft music] - Coffee Wars

[machine whirring] - Coffee Wars

[machine whirring]

Uh, no, just milk.
You know, from a cow. - Coffee Wars

Uh, no, just milk. You know, from a cow.

[upbeat music] - Coffee Wars

You're a coffee place,
and you don't serve
regular milk-milk? - Coffee Wars

You're a coffee place, and you don't serve regular...

Some people
carry their own bags
to the grocery store. - Coffee Wars

Some people carry their own bags to the grocery store.

I assume that you can read, - Coffee Wars

I assume that you can read,

Some people cry at the sight
of a lumberyard
for no apparent reason. - Coffee Wars

Some people cry at the sight of a lumberyard for no apparent...

So why don't you
use your eyeballs
and read the sign, okay? - Coffee Wars

So why don't you use your eyeballs and read the sign, o...

-That's a joke, right?
-Uh, a joke? [scoffs] - Coffee Wars

-That's a joke, right? -Uh, a joke? [scoffs]

Some people swore off
parmesan on pasta
even though they love it... - Coffee Wars

Some people swore off parmesan on pasta even though they lov...

'Cause people like you,
lining up to kick the planet
in the teeth, - Coffee Wars

'Cause people like you, lining up to kick the planet in...

Some people live
in a solar-powered home - Coffee Wars

Some people live in a solar-powered home

Dairy farmers
artificially inseminate cows - Coffee Wars

Dairy farmers artificially inseminate cows

And then
when their babies are born, - Coffee Wars

And then when their babies are born,

Some people
collect their own rainwater - Coffee Wars

Some people collect their own rainwater

And then they are milked
and milked and milked - Coffee Wars

And then they are milked and milked and milked

And some people
want to make a difference, - Coffee Wars

And some people want to make a difference,

Don't even get me
started on the feed
and the grain that they consume! - Coffee Wars

Don't even get me started on the feed and the grain tha...

...and there's an asshole
ripped in the ozone layer
all because - Coffee Wars

...and there's an asshole ripped in the ozone layer all...

...want a little cow's milk
in your coffee, - Coffee Wars

...want a little cow's milk in your coffee,

'Cause I'm too busy in here
trying to save the planet - Coffee Wars

'Cause I'm too busy in here trying to save the pla...

Hey, Jo, do you think I can get
an advance on my paycheck? - Coffee Wars

Hey, Jo, do you think I can get an advance on my paycheck?

This is her single source, - Coffee Wars

This is her single source,

And this is the planet Earth.
So very warm. - Coffee Wars

And this is the planet Earth. So very warm.

This is a cheeseburger.
So very juicy. - Coffee Wars

This is a cheeseburger. So very juicy.

Some people believe
global warming is a hoax. - Coffee Wars

Some people believe global warming is a hoax.

And some people could care less
if we burn down the Amazon - Coffee Wars

And some people could care less if we burn down the Amazon

[crash] - Coffee Wars

I'm not Morgan Freeman, - Coffee Wars

I'm not Morgan Freeman,

This one is from a small farm
on the outskirts of London, - Coffee Wars

This one is from a small farm on the outskirts of London,

Pulling and pushing at you
like you're a piece of meat. - Coffee Wars

Pulling and pushing at you like you're a piece of meat.

The way they yank
and twist your privates. - Coffee Wars

The way they yank and twist your privates.

I want you to know,
from this moment on, - Coffee Wars

I want you to know, from this moment on,

I appreciate these one-on-ones.
Fist bump? - Coffee Wars

I appreciate these one-on-ones. Fist bump?

The trauma of that
had a lasting
impression on her. - Coffee Wars

The trauma of that had a lasting impression on her.

[upbeat music] - Coffee Wars

Her motto: zero, neutral, - Coffee Wars

Her motto: zero, neutral,

♪ Have you heard about a scene ♪ - Coffee Wars

♪ Have you heard about a scene ♪

[Maja]
That's Angelo Moriondo, - Coffee Wars

[Maja] That's Angelo Moriondo,

Jo believes he's, like,
the patron saint of coffee
or something. - Coffee Wars

Jo believes he's, like, the patron saint of coffee or s...

It's a, it's a tree stump
with two rocks
on either side of it - Coffee Wars

It's a, it's a tree stump with two rocks on either...

Professional
competitive baristas
make patterns in the milk, - Coffee Wars

Professional competitive baristas make patterns in the milk,

So perhaps this one
is a tree stump
with wispy white flowers - Coffee Wars

So perhaps this one is a tree stump with wispy white flowers

Roopa, maybe we should stick
to hearts and ferns, - Coffee Wars

Roopa, maybe we should stick to hearts and ferns,

[sighs] - Coffee Wars

-[cow mowing]
-[phone buzzing] - Coffee Wars

-[cow mowing] -[phone buzzing]

She was just gonna ring us - Coffee Wars

She was just gonna ring us

Jo's mother and father
are simple dairy farmers, - Coffee Wars

Jo's mother and father are simple dairy farmers,

It's just a little bit tough
at the moment, but-- - Coffee Wars

It's just a little bit tough at the moment, but--

[Raymond]
She makes a good coffee, - Coffee Wars

[Raymond] She makes a good coffee,

And if you don't pay
for this one, - Coffee Wars

And if you don't pay for this one,

Talking about the details
and minutiae - Coffee Wars

Talking about the details and minutiae

Well, I mean,
you might be able to - Coffee Wars

Well, I mean, you might be able to

I've discovered a correlation
between the flavor profiles - Coffee Wars

I've discovered a correlation between the flavor profil...

People who live at sea level
prefer bolder, - Coffee Wars

People who live at sea level prefer bolder,

Whereas those living
at high altitudes, - Coffee Wars

Whereas those living at high altitudes,

More like... [gurgles] - Coffee Wars

More like... [gurgles]

Stoney is pregnant.
One night in high school, - Coffee Wars

Stoney is pregnant. One night in high school,

I haven't been Stoney McQueen
for a very long time. - Coffee Wars

I haven't been Stoney McQueen for a very long time.

Oh, wow, look at this.
"Assistant manager." - Coffee Wars

Oh, wow, look at this. "Assistant manager."

Maybe I will let it slide
for a couple of weeks
until my boss gets back. - Coffee Wars

Maybe I will let it slide for a couple of weeks until my bos...

[dramatic music] - Coffee Wars

[dramatic music]

It's Jo.
And I just wanna make sure - Coffee Wars

It's Jo. And I just wanna make sure

That's why the line runs
all the way out the door - Coffee Wars

That's why the line runs all the way out the door

I know last time was a complete
and utter disaster, - Coffee Wars

I know last time was a complete and utter disaster,

Well, you know, if you ever
wanna sell that La Marzocco, - Coffee Wars

Well, you know, if you ever wanna sell that La Marzocco,

Piccolo, doppio Ethiopian
with almond milk. - Coffee Wars

Piccolo, doppio Ethiopian with almond milk.

-Wow, good memory.
-Well, I am a professional. - Coffee Wars

-Wow, good memory. -Well, I am a professional.

Maybe about posing with that
stupid barbershop quartet beard - Coffee Wars

Maybe about posing with that stupid barbershop quartet beard

♪ It ain't my fault that
I'm out here getting loose
Gotta blame it on my juice ♪ - Coffee Wars

♪ It ain't my fault that I'm out here getting loos...

[suspenseful music] - Coffee Wars

[suspenseful music]

[Stoney]
Have you got anyone
that you can go to for a loan? - Coffee Wars

[Stoney] Have you got anyone that you can go to for a loan?

'Cause otherwise the dream
is beep, beep, beeeeeeeeep. - Coffee Wars

'Cause otherwise the dream is beep, beep, beeeeeeeeep.

In addition to despising Rudy - Coffee Wars

In addition to despising Rudy

You know that I know
that you know - Coffee Wars

You know that I know that you know

-Really?
-I was chilling like Bob Dylan
until two of them got out. - Coffee Wars

-Really? -I was chilling like Bob Dylan until two of them go...

-[screams, grunts]
-[meows] - Coffee Wars

-[screams, grunts] -[meows]

Carefully infused it
with crushed up sleeping pills. - Coffee Wars

Carefully infused it with crushed up sleeping pills.

She's on a low-fat,
low-carb diet,
and it's not really working out. - Coffee Wars

She's on a low-fat, low-carb diet, and it's not re...

Worst thing that happens, - Coffee Wars

Worst thing that happens,

[snoring] - Coffee Wars

[Jo]
Even if it tastes unbelievable,
which I'm sure it does, - Coffee Wars

[Jo] Even if it tastes unbelievable, which I'm sure it ...

Doojees, like mojos,
are elusive. - Coffee Wars

Doojees, like mojos, are elusive.

You'll know
when you've found yours.
You, you just feel it. - Coffee Wars

You'll know when you've found yours. You, you just...

Well, here, here, and here. - Coffee Wars

Well, here, here, and here.

Her study on Neolithic Britain
and the architectural
significance - Coffee Wars

Her study on Neolithic Britain and the architectural signifi...

So she wants me to go to Harvard
and not end up - Coffee Wars

So she wants me to go to Harvard and not end up

Do you think you could spare,
like, 100 advance
off my next paycheck? - Coffee Wars

Do you think you could spare, like, 100 advance off my next ...

Hi. Uh, Jo Hanson,
Plant-arium Coffee Roasters. - Coffee Wars

Hi. Uh, Jo Hanson, Plant-arium Coffee Roasters.

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Vegan barista takes on the world at the World Barista Championship.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Randall Miller

Writer: Randall Miller, David Rollins

Production: Unclaimed Freight Productions,FOAM Productions

Genre: comedy

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.6

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 21 Mar 2023

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.coffeewarsfilm.com/