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Coffee Wars

I assume that you can read, because your nose has beenburied in your two phones since you...

I assume that you can read, because your nose has been
buried in your two phones since you walked in here

Full Transcript

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I assume that you can read,
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because your nose has been buried in your two phones
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since you walked in here.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:08
Uploaded
Apr 19, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Unclaimed Freight Productions,FOAM Productions

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Movie Summary

Vegan barista takes on the world at the World Barista Championship.
Some people cry at the sight of a lumberyard for no apparent reason. - Coffee Wars 00:06
Some people cry at the sight of a lumberyard for no apparent...
So why don't you use your eyeballs and read the sign, okay? - Coffee Wars 00:06
So why don't you use your eyeballs and read the sign, o...
-That's a joke, right? -Uh, a joke? [scoffs] - Coffee Wars 00:08
-That's a joke, right? -Uh, a joke? [scoffs]
Some people swore off parmesan on pasta even though they love it... - Coffee Wars 00:07
Some people swore off parmesan on pasta even though they lov...
'Cause people like you, lining up to kick the planet in the teeth, - Coffee Wars 00:07
'Cause people like you, lining up to kick the planet in...
Some people live in a solar-powered home - Coffee Wars 00:07
Some people live in a solar-powered home
Dairy farmers artificially inseminate cows - Coffee Wars 00:09
Dairy farmers artificially inseminate cows
And then when their babies are born, - Coffee Wars 00:06
And then when their babies are born,
Some people collect their own rainwater - Coffee Wars 00:08
Some people collect their own rainwater
And then they are milked and milked and milked - Coffee Wars 00:07
And then they are milked and milked and milked
And some people want to make a difference, - Coffee Wars 00:08
And some people want to make a difference,
Don't even get me started on the feed and the grain that they consume! - Coffee Wars 00:06
Don't even get me started on the feed and the grain tha...
...and there's an asshole ripped in the ozone layer all because - Coffee Wars 00:07
...and there's an asshole ripped in the ozone layer all...
...want a little cow's milk in your coffee, - Coffee Wars 00:06
...want a little cow's milk in your coffee,
'Cause I'm too busy in here trying to save the planet - Coffee Wars 00:05
'Cause I'm too busy in here trying to save the pla...
Hey, Jo, do you think I can get an advance on my paycheck? - Coffee Wars 00:05
Hey, Jo, do you think I can get an advance on my paycheck?
This is her single source, - Coffee Wars 00:10
This is her single source,
And this is the planet Earth. So very warm. - Coffee Wars 00:06
And this is the planet Earth. So very warm.
This is a cheeseburger. So very juicy. - Coffee Wars 00:07
This is a cheeseburger. So very juicy.
Some people believe global warming is a hoax. - Coffee Wars 00:06
Some people believe global warming is a hoax.