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"Cold Comfort Farm" quotes

Cold Comfort Farm poster
A recently orphaned young woman goes to live with eccentric relatives in Sussex, where she sets about improving their gloomy lives.

Director: John Schlesinger
Writer: Malcolm Bradbury, Stella Gibbons
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 1995
MetaScore: 82/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $5,682,429
Released: 10 May 1996
Awards: Won 1 BAFTA Award2 wins & 4 nominations total

34 video clips

Ada DoomEarl P. NeckAmos StarkadderMrs. SmilingFlora PosteCharles FairfordMybugSnellerJudith StarkadderReuben Starkadder
I saw something nasty in the woodshed - Cold Comfort Farm 00:10 I saw something nasty in the woodshed You drain the well - Cold Comfort Farm 00:06 You drain the well Really I mean there probably isn't even a bathroom - Cold Comfort Farm 00:07 Really I mean there probably isn't even a bathroom There's always been Starkadders at Cold Comfort Farm - Cold Comfort Farm 00:05 There's always been Starkadders at Cold Comfort Farm Why Highly sexed young men living on farms - Cold Comfort Farm 00:07 Why Highly sexed young men living on farms Do you ever stop to think what that word means - Cold Comfort Farm 00:27 Do you ever stop to think what that word means The Lord will provide - Cold Comfort Farm 00:07 The Lord will provide You won't find me plucking my eyebrows nor dieting - Cold Comfort Farm 00:10 You won't find me plucking my eyebrows nor dieting Thinking It was winter - Cold Comfort Farm 00:25 Thinking It was winter Jane Austen Jane Austen Guests Aye - Cold Comfort Farm 00:04 Jane Austen Jane Austen Guests Aye But let me warn you I'm a queer moody brute - Cold Comfort Farm 00:09 But let me warn you I'm a queer moody brute Never mind We're all purified by suffering - Cold Comfort Farm 00:05 Never mind We're all purified by suffering Door Slamming Amos gone Urk gone - Cold Comfort Farm 00:16 Door Slamming Amos gone Urk gone Nonsense Nature's all very well in her place - Cold Comfort Farm 00:07 Nonsense Nature's all very well in her place We met in London Oh aye the devil's city - Cold Comfort Farm 00:09 We met in London Oh aye the devil's city No quite frankly In fact when poetry's combined - Cold Comfort Farm 00:13 No quite frankly In fact when poetry's combined It's bad to be dewy eyed among smart people but you can always secretly despise them - Cold Comfort Farm 00:07 It's bad to be dewy eyed among smart people but you can... I try to bring people round to the higher common sense - Cold Comfort Farm 00:04 I try to bring people round to the higher common sense ''Worst fears realized Seth and Reuben too - Cold Comfort Farm 00:11 ''Worst fears realized Seth and Reuben too Well some of us has farmin' to do - Cold Comfort Farm 00:05 Well some of us has farmin' to do Sure am but I don't want sissies Sissies give me a pain in the neck - Cold Comfort Farm 00:06 Sure am but I don't want sissies Sissies give me a pain... I'm a dead woman - Cold Comfort Farm 00:07 I'm a dead woman Yes yes Dear me I do seem somewhat soaked in nature's fecund blessing - Cold Comfort Farm 00:06 Yes yes Dear me I do seem somewhat soaked in nature's... I'm engorgingly in love with you - Cold Comfort Farm 00:04 I'm engorgingly in love with you Who will care for Feckless Aimless Graceless and Pointless - Cold Comfort Farm 00:05 Who will care for Feckless Aimless Graceless and Pointless They'll all burn in hell and someone's gotta tell them so - Cold Comfort Farm 00:07 They'll all burn in hell and someone's gotta tell... Then you have no idea what you're going to say before you get there - Cold Comfort Farm 00:08 Then you have no idea what you're going to say before... The Lord will provide - Cold Comfort Farm 00:07 The Lord will provide Oh Charles you do have heavenly teeth - Cold Comfort Farm 00:08 Oh Charles you do have heavenly teeth Big Business Flora Is that bad - Cold Comfort Farm 00:04 Big Business Flora Is that bad Get back to the vicarage Violet - Cold Comfort Farm 00:04 Get back to the vicarage Violet What a pleasant life might be had in this world - Cold Comfort Farm 00:11 What a pleasant life might be had in this world Oh Flora I'm willing to bet - Cold Comfort Farm 00:12 Oh Flora I'm willing to bet I don't suppose you'd marry me - Cold Comfort Farm 00:12 I don't suppose you'd marry me

Cast

Judith Starkadder - Eileen Atkins
Flora Poste - Kate Beckinsale
Ada Doom - Sheila Burrell
Mybug - Stephen Fry
Adam Lambsbreath - Freddie Jones
All Cast