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Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

Colin Quinn and his friends haven't performed comedy in months thanks to the pandemic. So they got together and performed in a parking lot. What could go wrong?

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Governor Cuomo
ordering barbershops, - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

Governor Cuomo ordering barbershops,

I went to HBO Max - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

I went to HBO Max

And I know
there's bigger problems - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

And I know there's bigger problems

You aren't an essential worker,
either, - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

You aren't an essential worker, either,

And we need
to talk to strangers - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

And we need to talk to strangers

Even this voiceover I'm doing
right now is giving me pleasure. - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

Even this voiceover I'm doing right now is giving me pl...

I don't know why
I said yes to this, - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

I don't know why I said yes to this,

Tonight, we're gonna have
nine comedians - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

Tonight, we're gonna have nine comedians

Out of all of us
right now, - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

Out of all of us right now,

Did you pitch a prank show
to HBO Max, or...? - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

Did you pitch a prank show to HBO Max, or...?

Can you see them well enough
to make eye contact - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

Can you see them well enough to make eye contact

Well, you keep saying
"directing." - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

Well, you keep saying "directing."

"I am a director,
I am!" - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

"I am a director, I am!"

He goes, "Hi. Director.
Colin... Fuck!" - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

He goes, "Hi. Director. Colin... Fuck!"

When's the last time
everybody was onstage - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

When's the last time everybody was onstage

So, when you come out, - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

So, when you come out,

He might be changing it - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

He might be changing it

And after this,
believe me, - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

And after this, believe me,

I haven't. I have, years
and years and years ago, - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

I haven't. I have, years and years and years ago,

Now,
most of the money - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

Now, most of the money

- Why me?!
- I only bet on you bombing - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

- Why me?! - I only bet on you bombing

Vos is gonna bomb!
Vos is gonna bomb! - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

Vos is gonna bomb! Vos is gonna bomb!

Please welcome
our host for the evening. - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

Please welcome our host for the evening.

Welcome to Colin Quinn's
last hurrah. - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

Welcome to Colin Quinn's last hurrah.

It's good to be here.
Look at all these nice cars. - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

It's good to be here. Look at all these nice cars.

You ever love something
so much in life, - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

You ever love something so much in life,

It pretty much defines
who you are. - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

It pretty much defines who you are.

And it could be anything...
Something so dear - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

And it could be anything... Something so dear

And then you come
to the realization, I'm too old, - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

And then you come to the realization, I'm too old,

That's the feeling I got - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

That's the feeling I got

I do realize
you couldn't have asked me - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

I do realize you couldn't have asked me

I know that I come
with a lot of baggage. - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

I know that I come with a lot of baggage.

He just went, "Hold on.
Those waves crashing." - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

He just went, "Hold on. Those waves crashing."

And listen, if anybody
gets out of hand, - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

And listen, if anybody gets out of hand,

This is the best I've ever done
in front of cars. - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

This is the best I've ever done in front of cars.

Next week, I'm doing, uh,
my cousin's driveway. - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

Next week, I'm doing, uh, my cousin's driveway.

It's my pleasure
to bring up our next act. - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

It's my pleasure to bring up our next act.

I mean, for the cars.
I've been onstage - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

I mean, for the cars. I've been onstage

Now, since March, - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

Now, since March,

What I do like about this
pandemic... it's highlighted - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

What I do like about this pandemic... it's highlighted

Because now things
have actually hit the fan - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

Because now things have actually hit the fan

And now, you know,
fucking what straw you use - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

And now, you know, fucking what straw you use

But now, every time I walk outside,
if there's more than five people, - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

But now, every time I walk outside, if there's more tha...

I'm just, I'm like,
"Whatever we're marching for, - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

I'm just, I'm like, "Whatever we're marc...

I'm going to get oat milk 'cause
my kid's lactose intolerant." - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

I'm going to get oat milk 'cause my kid's lac...

If I'm young, spry, and athletic
and I got my hand in my pocket, - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

If I'm young, spry, and athletic and I got my hand in m...

You have to have
that part of you - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

You have to have that part of you

When I do bad,
I walk offstage - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

When I do bad, I walk offstage

I love how this is, like,
where there's, like, - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

I love how this is, like, where there's, like,

My dad and his friends - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

My dad and his friends

We're taking temperatures.
We're fucking woke." - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

We're taking temperatures. We're fucking woke.&quo...

You need it for this
little HBO thing you're doing?" - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

You need it for this little HBO thing you're doing?&quo...

That's what it is.
'Cause if you cough, - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

That's what it is. 'Cause if you cough,

I don't know why anybody
would want to do comedy anymore. - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

I don't know why anybody would want to do comedy anymor...

Flash your lights.
Come alive. Come on. - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

Flash your lights. Come alive. Come on.

What the fuck? You know you're in trouble - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

What the fuck? You know you're in trouble

We're doing a big thing
at the end, everybody. - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

We're doing a big thing at the end, everybody.

This is Colin Quinn.
This is a parking lot. - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

This is Colin Quinn. This is a parking lot.

I yell at people
for not wearing masks, okay? - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

I yell at people for not wearing masks, okay?

You need to take off your mask." - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

You need to take off your mask."

I live in Harlem and I
walked outside my door - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

I live in Harlem and I walked outside my door

And I was like, "Oh, excuse me,
you're not wearing a mask." - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

And I was like, "Oh, excuse me, you're not wearing...

Colin wanted us to do new jokes,
which is really - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

Colin wanted us to do new jokes, which is really

'Cause I've been smoking
so much pot, like, - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

'Cause I've been smoking so much pot, like,

So I can't remember my shit. - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

So I can't remember my shit.

But I believe in
wearing a mask also - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

But I believe in wearing a mask also

And by the way, I look at some
people who don't think - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

And by the way, I look at some people who don't think

You may not know it,
but you do." - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

You may not know it, but you do."

That's not real laughter.
She actually paid them." - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

That's not real laughter. She actually paid them."

And I'm like, "Yas, bitch. Yas!" - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

And I'm like, "Yas, bitch. Yas!"

It's contagious. But they're
also doing Black women, - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

It's contagious. But they're also doing Black wome...

But here's the thing
that really happened for me - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

But here's the thing that really happened for me

Is that you end up saying
the wrong things all the time. - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

Is that you end up saying the wrong things all the time.

They were a they, which is how
they want to be referred to. - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

They were a they, which is how they want to be referred to.

But in a sentence, - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

But in a sentence,

Like, "Where they at? - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

Like, "Where they at?

They down by the river?" - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

They down by the river?"

Isn't this right now,
and being onstage, - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

Isn't this right now, and being onstage,

I don't think they were strong,
but I got away with it. - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

I don't think they were strong, but I got away with it.

"Got away with it." - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

"Got away with it."

I... I just made
eye contact with, like, - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

I... I just made eye contact with, like,

But I just winked
at the Chrysler Building. - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

But I just winked at the Chrysler Building.

I mean, he's kind of
a dick, but... - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

I mean, he's kind of a dick, but...

The hardest thing about
being married to a fireman - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

The hardest thing about being married to a fireman

Like, he'll come home
with conspiracy theories. - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

Like, he'll come home with conspiracy theories.

He'll be like, "Vinny said they
legit never went to the moon." - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

He'll be like, "Vinny said they legit never went t...

But, like, we would argue
a lot 'cause, like, - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

But, like, we would argue a lot 'cause, like,

On night two of quarantine, - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

On night two of quarantine,

First is good
because you want - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

First is good because you want

I wanted to enjoy the moment.
The crowd's not warm. - Colin Quinn & Friends: A Parking Lot Comedy Show

I wanted to enjoy the moment. The crowd's not warm.

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Colin Quinn and his friends haven't performed comedy in months thanks to the pandemic. So they got together and performed in a parking lot. What could go wrong?

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Director: Colin Quinn

Writer: Colin Quinn

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 2020

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.8

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 12 Nov 2020

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