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Do you believe in Santa Claus NoNor do INor do I but my children do They are still smallBut do you know who they like even better than Santa Claus His helperPedro el Negro Black Peter YeahThere's an

I said, I think you should tell him to put the gun down before I rip it out of his hand...

Collateral • 2004

Felix:
Do you believe in Santa Claus?Max:No.Felix:Nor do I. Nor do I, but my children do. They are still small. But do you know who they like even better than Santa Claus? His helper, Pedro el Negro. Black Peter. There's an old Mexican tale that tells of how Santa Claus got so very busy looking out for the good children that he had to hire some help to look out for the bad children. So he hired Pedro. And Santa Claus gave him a list with all the names of all the bad children. And Pedro would come every night to check them out. And the people, the little kids that were misbehaving, that were not saying their prayers, Pedro would leave A little toy donkey on their window. A little burro. And he would come back, and if the children were still misbehaving, Pedro would take them away, and nobody would ever see them again. Now, if I am being Santa Claus, and you are Pedro, how do you think jolly Santa Claus would feel if one day Pedro came into his office and said, 'I lost the list.' How fucking furious do you think he will get?Max:I think... I think you should tell the guy standing behind me to put his gun away.Felix:What?Max:I said, I think you should tell him to put the gun down before I rip it out of his hand and beat his bitch-ass to death with it

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Do you believe in Santa Claus No

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Nor do I

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Nor do I but my children do They are still small

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But do you know who they like even better than Santa Claus His helper

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Pedro el Negro Black Peter Yeah

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There's an old Mexican tale that tells of how Santa Claus

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got so very busy looking out for the good children

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that he had to hire some help to look out for the bad children

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So he hired Pedro

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And Santa Claus gave him a list

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with all the names of all the bad children

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And Pedro would come every night to check them out

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And the people the little kids that were misbehaving

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that were not saying their prayers

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Pedro would leave a little toy donkey on their windows

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a little burro

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And he would come back

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And if the children were still misbehaving

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Pedro would take them away and nobody would ever see them again

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Now if I am being Santa Claus and you are Pedro

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how do you think jolly old Santa Claus would feel

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if one day Pedro came into his office and said I lost the list

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How fucking furious do you think he would get

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Tell me Vincent

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Tell me what you think

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What

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I think

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I think you should tell the guy

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behind me to put that gun down

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What did you say

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I said I think you should tell the guy behind me to put his gun away

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before I take it and beat his bitch ass to death with it

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أتؤمن بالبيضة المكسورة لا

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أتؤمن بوجود سانتا كلوز لا

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ولا أنا ولكن أولادي يؤمنون به ما زالوا صغارا

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أتعرف من الذي يحب ونه أكثر من سانتا مساعده

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بيدرو إل نيغرو بلاك بيتر نعم

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هناك قص ة مكسيكية قديمة تخبر كيف أن سانتا كلوز

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انشغل بالاهتمام بالأولاد الطيبين

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فاضطر إلى توظيف مساعد للاهتمام بالأولاد الأشرار

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لذلك استخدم بيدرو

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وأعطاه سانتا كلوز لائحة

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بأسماء كل أولاده السيئي التصر ف

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وكان بيدرو يأتي كل ليلة للتحقق منهم

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والأولاد الصغار الذين كانوا يسيؤون التصر ف

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الذين لا يتلون صلواتهم

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كان بيدرو يترك حمارا دمية على نوافذهم

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حمار صغير

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وكان يعود وإن كان الأولاد ما زالوا يسيؤون التصر ف

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كان بيدرو يأخذهم

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ولم يكن أحد يراهم من جديد

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إن كنت سألعب دور سانتا كلوز وأنت بيدرو

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ما سيكون برأيك شعور سانتا كلوز العجوز

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لو دخل بيدرو يوما إلى مكتبه وقال أضعت اللائحة

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كم سيغضب برأيك

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أخبرني يا فنسنت

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أخبرني ما رأيك

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ماذا

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أظن

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أظن أنه سيقول للرجل

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ورائي أن يخفض المسد س

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ماذا قلت

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قلت أظن أنه ينبغي أن تقول للرجل ورائي أن يخفض مسد سه

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قبل أن آخذه وأوسعه ضربا به

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Santa Clausengan sinesten duzu Ez

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Nik ere ez

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Baina nire umeak bai Txikiak dira oraindik

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Baina Santa Claus baino nor nahiago dute Bere laguntzailea

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Pedro el Negro

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Mexikar ipuin zahar batek kontatzen duenez

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Santa Claus oso lanpetuta zegoen ume txintxoen bila

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eta laguntza eskatu behar izan zuen ume gaiztoak bilatzeko

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Beraz Pedro kontratatu zuen

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Santa Clausek zerrenda bat eman zion ume gaizto guztien izenekin

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Pedro gauero joaten zitzaien zelatan

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Eta gaizki portatzen ziren umeei

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otoitz egiten ez zutenei

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Pedrok jostailuzko astotxo bat uzten zien leihoan

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Astoa han utzi eta berriz etortzen zen

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Eta umeek bihurri segitzen bazuten Pedrok eraman egiten zituen

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eta inork ez zituen umeak berriz ikusten

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Ni Santa Claus banintz eta zu Pedro

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zer sentituko zuen gure Santa Clausek

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Pedro bulegora joango balitzaio esanez Zerrenda galdu dut

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Ez al zen suminduko demontre

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Esadazu Vincent

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Esadazu zer iruditzen zaizun

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Zer

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Nire ustez

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esan behar zenioke gizon horri

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nire atzean dagoenari

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pistola gordetzeko

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Zer esan duzu

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Esateko nire atzekoari pistola gordetzeko

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bestela ja eta ipurdia txikituko baitiot pistolarekin

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ত ম ক স য ন ট ক লজ ব শ ব স কর ন

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আম ও ব শ ব স কর ন

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আম ব শ ব স কর ন ক ন ত আম র ব চ চ র ব শ ব স কর ত র এখন ছ ট

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ত র স য ন ট ক লজ চ য ব শ ক ক পছন দ কর জ ন ত র স হ য যক র

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প ড র এল ন গ র ক ল প ট র হ য

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একট প র ন ম ক স ক য ন ক হ ন আছ য স য ন ট ক লজ ক ভ ব

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ভ ল ব চ চ খ জত ক ভ ব অন ক ব শ ব যস ত হয় য য়

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আর এট করত স হ য য ন ত হয় ক ছ খ র প ব চ চ দ র

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ত ই স প ড র ক ভ ড কর

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এব স য ন ট ক লজ ত ক একট ত ল ক দ য়

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য ত সব খ র প ব চ চ দ র ন ম ল খ ছ ল

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এব প ড র প রত র ত ত দ র খ জ ব র করত চ ষ ট কর য ত

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আর ব চ চ র ত দ র আশ প শ র ম ন ষ র স থ ম সব হ ব করত

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এমনক ত র প র র থন ও ঠ ক মত করত প রত ন

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প ড র ত দ র ক ছ একট খ লন র খ চল আসত

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একট ছ ট ম লব হ গর দভ

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এব স আব র ফ র আসত

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আর ব চ চ র যদ তখন ম সব হ ব করত

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প ড র ত দ র এত দ র ন য় য ত ক উ কখন আর ত দ র দ খ প ত ন

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এখন আম স য ন ট ক লজ র জ য়গ য় আর ত ম হচ ছ প ড র

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স য ন ট ক লজ র তখন ক মন ল গ উচ ত

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একদ ন প ড র ত র অফ স গ য় বল আম ত ল ক হ র য ফ ল ছ

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ত র ক পর ম ন ম জ জ খ র প হত প র বল ত ম মন কর

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আম ক বল ভ নস ন ট

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আম ক বল ত ম ক মন কর

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ক

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আম মন কর

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আম মন কর আম র প ছন দ ড় ন ল কক

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অস র ন ম য় র খত ত ম র বল উচ ৎ

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ত ম ক বলল

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আম বল ছ আম র প ছন দ ড় ন ল কক ত ম অস র ন ম য় র খত বল

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ন হল ক ন ত আম ন জ ত র দফ রফ কর ছ রব

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Veruješ li u Deda Mraza

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Ne Ni ja

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Ja ne ali moja deca da Još su mala

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Onda znaš koga vole još više od Deda Mraza

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Negovog pomoćnika

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Pedra Negra

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Crnog Petra

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Postoji jedna meksička priča

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Govori o tome kako se Deda Mraz umorio i morao da iznajmi

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pomoćnika da se pobrine za lošu decu

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Tako je našao Pedra Deda Mraz mu je dao spisak

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sa svim imenima loše dece

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I Pedro je dolazio svaku noć da ih proverava

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A ljudi i deca koja su se loše ponašala nisu se molila

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dobili bi igračku psa na vratima od Pedra

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Malog buldoga

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Onda bi se vratio

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Ako bi se opet loše ponašali Odveo bi ih sa sobom i niko ih više ne bi video

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A sada

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Da sam ja Deda Mraz a ti da si Pedro

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kako bi se ljubazni stari Deda osećao da mu Pedro jednog dana

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dođe u kancelariju i kaže da je izgubio spisak

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Šta misliš kako bi se razbesneo

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Reci mi Vinsent

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Reci mi šta ti misliš

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Šta je

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Mislim mislim

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mislim da moraš da kažeš tipu

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iza mene da odloži pištolj

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Šta si rekao

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Rekao sam da bi morao da kažeš tipu iza mene da odloži pištolj

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pre nego što ga premlatim do smrti

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А в Дядо Коледа Не

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Нито аз но децата ми вярват Още са малки

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А знаеш ли кого обичат дори повече от Дядо Коледа Помощникът му

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Педро ел Негро Черният Питър

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В стара мексиканска приказка се разказва как Дядо Коледа

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бил толкова зает да се грижи за добрите деца

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че му трябвал помощник за да се погрижи за лошите

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Затова наел Педро

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Дядо Коледа му дал списък

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с имената на всички лоши деца

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Педро ходел всяка нощ да ги проверява

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И при децата които се държали невъзпитано

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които не си казвали молитвите

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Педро оставял магаренце играчка на прозорците им

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Малко магаре

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По късно се връщал Ако децата не се били поправили

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Педро ги взимал

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и никой повече не ги виждал

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Ако аз бях Дядо Коледа а ти Педро

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как щеше да се почувства Дядо Коледа

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ако един ден Педро му заявеше че е загубил списъка

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Според теб колко щеше да се ядоса

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Кажи ми Винсънт

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Кажи ми какво мислиш

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Какво

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Мисля

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Че трябва да кажеш на мъжа

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зад мен да свали оръжието

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Какво каза

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Мисля че трябва да му кажеш да свали оръжието

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преди да го грабна и да го пребия с него

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ဆန တ က လ စ က ယ လ မယ ဘ

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င လည မယ ဘ

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ဒ ပမ င က လ တ က ယ ၾကတယ

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ဒ ပမ ႔ ဆန တ က လ စ ထက လ တ ပ သ ဘ က တ သ က

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ပက ဒရ အယ န ဂရ ဘလက ခ ပ တ ဆ တ ဆန တ က လ စ ရ ႕ အက ပ

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ဆန တ က လ စ အ ၾက င က ပ ထ တ ႐ မက ဆ ကန ပ ပင တစ ပ ဒ ႐ တယ

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သ က လ မၼ တ က လ တ ဆ က သ နရတ အတ က အလ ပ တ ရ ပ နတယ

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ဒ တ မလ မၼ တ ႔ က လ တ ဆ သ ဖ ႔ လ င ရ တ မယ

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အ ဒ ၾက င သ က ပက ဒ႐ က င လ က တယ

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န က တ ဆန တ က လ စ က မလ မၼ တ က လ န မည အ လ ပ တ

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စ ရင က ပက ဒ႐ ႕က ပ ထ လ က တယ

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ပက ဒရ က မလ မၼ တ က လ တ က ညတ င စစ ဆ တယ

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က လ တ က ဆ သ မ တ တ လ ပ နၾကမယ

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သ တ ႕ ဆ မ တ င ၾကဘ ဆ ရင

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ပက ဒရ က သ တ ႔အ မ ပတင ပ က တ မ မည ရ ပ လ တ ထ ပ ခ ႔တယ

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ဝန စည စလယ န ႔ မည ရ ပ လ

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ၿပ တ သ ပန လ တယ

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အ ဒ က လ တ က ထပ ၿပ ဆ သ မ နၾက သ တယ ဆ ရင

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ပက ဒရ က ဘယ သ မ ထပ မ မင င မယ နရ က ခၚသ လ က တ တယ

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အခ င က ဆန တ က လ စ ဆ ရင မင က ပက ဒရ ပ

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သက ႀက အ ဆန တ က လ စ မ ဘယ လ ခ စ ရမယ ထင လ

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တစ န႔ ပက ဒရ က သ ႔ရ ခန က လ ၿပ စ ရင ပ က သ ၿပ လ ႔ လ ပ ရင

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သ ဘယ လ က ဒ သထ က လ က မလ

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ပ ပ ဥ ဗင ဆင

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မင ဘယ လ ထင လ ပ

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ဘ လ

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က ပ က တ

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က ပ န က က လ က

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သနတ ခ ထ ပ ပ လ ႔ ပ ပ ပ

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မင ဘ ပ လ က တ လ

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သ ႕က က ပ ထမသတ ခင မ သ ႕လက ထ က သနတ က

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သ မ ခ င ထ သင တယ လ ႕ ပ တ

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VjerujeĹˇ li u Jaje HarambaĹˇu Ne

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VjerujeĹˇ li u Djeda Mraza Ne

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Ni ja Ali moja djeca vjeruju JoĹˇ uvijek su mala

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ZnaĹˇ li koga vole joĹˇ viĹˇe od Djeda Mraza Njegova pomoÄ nika

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Pedra el Negroa Crnog Petra Da

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Drevna meksiÄŤka priÄŤa govori o tome kako je Djed Mraz

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bio jako zaposlen pazeÄ i na dobru djecu

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da je zaposlio nekoga da pazi na zloÄŤestu djecu

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Zaposlio je Petra

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Djed Mraz mu je dao popis

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s imenima sve zloÄŤeste djece

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Petar bi ih svaku noÄ provjeravao

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I ljudima djeci koja su se loĹˇe ponaĹˇala

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koja se nisu molila

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Pedro bi ostavio magarca na prozoru

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Malog burroa

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I on bi se vratio Ako bi se djeca i dalje loĹˇe ponaĹˇala

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Petar bi ih odveo i nitko ih viĹˇe nikad ne bi vidio

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Ako sam ja Djed Mraz a ti si Petar

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Ĺˇto misliĹˇ kako bi se Djed Mraz osjeÄ ao da je

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jedan dan Petar doĹˇao k njemu i rekao Izgubio sam popis

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Ĺ to misliĹˇ koliko bi bijesan bio

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Reci mi Vincente

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Reci mi Ĺˇto misliĹˇ

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Ĺ to

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Mislim

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Mislim da bi tipu iza mene

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trebao reÄ i da spusti svoj piĹˇtolj

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Ĺ to kaĹľeĹˇ

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KaĹľem da tipu iza mene trebaĹˇ reÄ i da spusti piĹˇtolj

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prije nego Ĺˇto ga dohvatim i ubijem boga u njemu

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Věříš na pohádky Ne

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Věříš na Santa Clause Ne

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Ani já ne Ale moje děti jo Jsou ještě malé

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Ale víš koho mají radši než Santa Clause Jeho pomocníka

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jménem Pedro el Negro Černý Petr Jo

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Je to stará mexická pohádka jak měl Santa Claus

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tolik práce s hlídáním hodných dětí

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že musel najmout někoho kdo pohlídá ty zlobivé

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Tak najal Pedra

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Santa Claus mu dal seznam

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se jmény zlobivých dětí

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A Pedro je každý večer kontroloval

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A dětem které zlobily

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a nemodlily se

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dal Pedro na okno oslíka

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Malýho oslíka

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Pak se vrátil A když děti pořád zlobily

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Pedro je odnesl

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a už je nikdo nespatřil

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Kdybych byl Santa Claus a ty Pedro

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jak by se asi hodný Santa Claus cítil

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kdyby k němu Pedro přišel a řekl Ztratil jsem seznam

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Jak si kurva myslíš že by se rozčílil

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Řekni Vincente

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Co myslíš

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Co

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Myslím

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Myslím že bys měl říct tomu za mnou

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ať schová tu bouchačku

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Cože

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Myslím že bys měl říct tomu za mnou ať schová tu bouchačku

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nebo mu ji seberu a umlátím ho s ní

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Tror du på julemanden Nej

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Heller ikke jeg men det gør mine børn stadig

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Ved du hvem de er endnu mere glade for Hans assistent

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Pedro el Negro Sorte Peter

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Ifølge en mexicansk myte havde Julemanden så travlt

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med at lede efter gode børn at han måtte have en assistent

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til at finde de slemme børn og derfor hyrede han Pedro

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Julemanden gav ham en liste med navnene på de slemme børn

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Pedro tog hver aften ud for at holde øje med dem

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Og hos de små børn som var uartige og ikke bad aftenbøn

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efterlod Pedro et lille tøjæsel i vinduet Et lille burro

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Hvis de stadig var uartige når han kom tilbage

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ville Pedro fjerne dem og ingen ville få dem at se igen

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Hvis nu jeg var Julemanden og du var Pedro

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hvordan tror du så Julemanden ville have det

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hvis Pedro kom og sagde Jeg har mistet listen

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Hvor pissesur tror du han ville blive Vincent

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Hvad tror du

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Hvad

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Jeg synes

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Jeg synes at du skal sige til ham bag mig

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at han skal fjerne den pistol

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Hvad sagde du

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At han skal fjerne den før jeg tæver ham til døde med den

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Geloof je in Humpty Dumpty Nee

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In Sinterklaas dan Nee

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Ik ook niet Maar m'n kinderen wel Zij zijn nog klein

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Maar weet je wie ze nog leuker vinden dan Sinterklaas Z'n hulpje

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Pedro el Negro Zwarte Piet Jawel

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Er bestaat een oud Mexicaans verhaal over Sinterklaas

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Hij had het zo druk met de zoete kindertjes

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dat hij hulp moest inhuren om op de stoute kindertjes te letten

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Hij huurde Piet in

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Sint gaf hem een lijst met de namen van alle stoute kindertjes

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En Piet kwam ze elke avond controleren

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En voor de kindertjes die stout waren

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die niet hun gebedjes opzeiden

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liet Piet een speelgoedezeltje onder hun raam achter

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Een kleine burro

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En hij kwam terug En als de kindertjes nog steeds stout waren

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nam Piet ze mee en zag niemand ze ooit nog terug

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Stel nu dat ik Sinterklaas ben en jij bent Piet

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hoe denk jij dan dat de Sint zich zou voelen

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als Piet binnenkwam en zei Ik ben de lijst kwijt

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Hoe kwaad zou hij wel niet worden denk je

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Vertel 't me maar Vincent

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Wat denk jij

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Wat

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Ik denk

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Ik denk dat je die vent achter me moet zeggen dat hij z'n wapen wegdoet

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Wat zei je

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Vertel die man achter me dat hij z'n wapen wegdoet

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voordat ik het afpak en hem ermee doodsla

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Kas sa usud jõuluvanasse

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Mina ka mitte Aga mu lapsed usuvad

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Nad on veel väikesed

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Aga tead kes meeldib neile veel rohkem kui jõuluvana

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Tema abimees

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Pedro el Negro Must Peeter

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On üks vana mehhiko lugu sellest

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kuidas jõuluvanal oli nii palju tegemist heade lastega

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et pidi palkama abi halbade laste jaoks

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Nii palkaski ta Pedro

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Ja jõuluvana andis talle nimekirja kõigi halbade laste nimedega

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Ja Pedro käis neid igal ööl kontrollimas

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Need lapsed kes olid ulakad kes ei lugenud oma palveid

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neile jättis Pedro akna taha väikese mängueesli

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pisikeseburro ja tuli hiljem tagasi

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Kui lapsed olid ikka veel ulakad

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viis Pedro nad ära ja mitte keegi ei näinud neid enam kunagi

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Kui mina olen jõuluvana ja sina Pedro

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siis kui lõbus vana su arust oleks kui Pedro tuleks tema kontorisse

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ja ütleks ma kaotasin nimekirja ära

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Kui kuradi vihaseks ta su arust saaks

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Ütle mulle Vincent

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Ütle mida sa arvad

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Mida

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Ma arvan

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Et peaksid ütlema sellele tüübile mu selja taga

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et ta paneks relva käest

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Mida sa ütlesid

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Et tüüp mu selja taga pangu relv käest

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enne kui ma ta sellega surnuks peksan

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Uskotko Joulupukkiin En

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En minäkään mutta lapseni uskovat He ovat vielä pieniä

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Mutta he pitävät vielä enemmän Joulupukin apulaisesta

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Pedro el Negrosta Mustasta Petteristä

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Vanhan meksikolaisen tarinan mukaan Joulupukki

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oli niin kiireinen kilttien lasten kanssa

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että hänen piti palkata apulainen huolehtimaan tuhmista lapsista

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Niinpä hän palkkasi Pedron Joulupukki antoi hänelle listan

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jossa oli kaikkien tuhmien lasten nimet

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Pedro kävi joka ilta katsomassa heitä

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Ne ihmiset pienet lapset jotka olivat tuhmia

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eivätkä lausuneet rukouksiaan

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Pedro jätti pienen leluaasin heidän ikkunalleen

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Pienen burron

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Ja hän tuli takaisin Jos lapset olivat yhä tuhmia

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Pedro vei heidät pois eikä kukaan nähnyt heitä enää

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Jos minä olen Joulupukki ja sinä olet Pedro

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miltä kuvittelet Joulupukista tuntuvan

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jos Pedro tulee eräänä päivänä ja kertoo hukanneensa listan

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Miten helvetin raivostuneeksi uskot hänen tulevan

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Kerro minulle Vincent

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Kerro minulle mitä sinä ajattelet

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Mitä

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Minusta

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sinun pitäisi käskeä kaveria

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takanani panemaan ase pois

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Mitä sinä sanoit

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Käske kaveria takanani panemaan aseensa pois

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ennen kuin otan sen ja hakkaan hänet sillä hengiltä

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Vous croyez au Petit Poucet Non

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Et au père Noël Non

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Moi non plus Mes enfants y croient Ils sont jeunes

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Mais celui qu'ils préfèrent c'est l'assistant du père Noël

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Pedro el Negro Pierre Le Noir

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Une fable mexicaine raconte que lorsque le père Noël

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est trop occupé avec les enfants sages

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il a besoin d'aide pour ceux qui ne le sont pas

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Il appelle Pierre

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Et il lui donne une liste

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avec le nom des enfants qui ne sont pas sages

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Tous les soirs Pierre va les voir

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Et chez ceux qui se comportent mal

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qui ne disent pas leurs prières

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Pierre laisse sur le balcon un petit âne en plastique

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Un petit burro

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Et quand il revient si les enfants ne sont toujours pas sages

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Pierre les emmène

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et on ne les revoit plus jamais

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Alors si je suis le père Noël et si vous êtes Pierre

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comment croyez vous que le bon père Noël va réagir

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si Pierre vient le voir et lui dit qu'il a perdu la liste

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Vous ne croyez pas qu'il va être sacrément furieux

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Dites moi Vincent

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Dites moi ce que vous en pensez

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Quoi

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Je pense

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Je pense que vous devriez dire au type

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qui se trouve derrière moi de ranger son arme

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Qu'avez vous dit

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Que vous devriez lui dire de ranger son arme

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avant que je lui défonce la gueule avec

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Glaubst du an Humpty Dumpty Nein

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Glaubst du an den Weihnachtsmann Nein

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Ich auch nicht Aber meine Kinder Sie sind noch klein

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Aber weißt du wen sie noch lieber mögen Seinen Helfer

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Pedro el Negro Den Schwarzen Peter Ja

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Eine alte mexikanische Erzählung Es geht darum wie der Weihnachtsmann

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so beschäftigt damit war brave Kinder zu suchen

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dass er einen Helfer brauchte um die bösen Kinder zu suchen

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Also stellte er Pedro ein

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Und der Weihnachtsmann

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gab ihm eine Liste mit den Namen aller bösen Kinder

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Und Pedro kam jede Nacht um sie zu kontrollieren

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Und die Leute die Kinder die ungezogen waren

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die nicht beteten

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bei denen ließ Pedro einen kleinen Spielzeugesel am Fenster zurück

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Einen kleinen burro

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Und er kam wieder zurück Und wenn sie immer noch ungezogen waren

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nahm Pedro sie mit

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und niemand würde sie je wieder sehen

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Also wenn ich der Weihnachtsmann wäre und du Pedro

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was glaubst du wie sich der gute alte Weihnachtsmann fühlen würde wenn

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Pedro eines Tages ins Büro kommt und sagt Ich habe die Liste verloren

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Wie verdammt wütend glaubst du würde er werden

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Sag es mir Vincent

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Sag mir was du denkst

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Was

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Ich glaube

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Ich glaube Sie sollten dem Kerl

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hinter mir sagen er soll die Pistole runternehmen

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Was sagst du

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Ich sagte Sie sollen dem Kerl hinter mir sagen die Pistole runterzunehmen

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bevor ich sie nehme und diesen Hurensohn damit zu Tode prügle

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Πιστεύεις στον φύλακα άγγελο Όχι

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Πιστεύεις στον Άγιο Βασίλη Όχι

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Ούτε εγώ αλλά τα παιδιά μου πιστεύουν Είναι μικρά ακόμα

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Ξέρεις όμως ποιον προτιμούν απ' τον Άγιο Βασίλη

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Τον βοηθό του

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Τον Πέδρο Νέγκρο Τον Μαύρο Πήτερ

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Υπάρχει μια παλιά μεξικανική ιστορία

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που λέει ότι επειδή ο Άγιος Βασίλης

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ήταν πολύ απασχολημένος με τα καλά παιδιά

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που έπρεπε να προσλάβει βοηθό για τα κακά παιδιά

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Κι έτσι πήρε τον Πέδρο

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Και του έδωσε μια λίστα μ' όλα τα ονόματα των κακών παιδιών

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Κι ο Πέδρο πήγαινε κάθε βράδυ και τα έλεγχε

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Και στα μικρά παιδιά που δεν φέρονταν καλά

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που δεν έλεγαν την προσευχή τους

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ο Πέτρος άφηνε ένα μικρό γάιδαρο παιχνίδι στο παράθυρό τους

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Έναν μπούρο

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Και πήγαινε ξανά Κι αν τα παιδιά ήταν ακόμα άτακτα

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ο Πέδρο τα 'παιρνε μαζί του και κανείς δεν τα ξανάβλεπε

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Οπότε αν ήμουν εγώ ο Άγιος Βασίλης κι εσύ ο Πέδρο

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πώς λες να 'νιωθε ο χαρούμενος γέρο Άγιος Βασίλης

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αν μια μέρα ερχόταν ο Πέδρο και του 'λεγε ότι έχασε τη λίστα του

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Πόσο λες ότι θα εξοργιζόταν

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Πες μου Βίνσεντ

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Πες μου τι πιστεύεις

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Τι

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Πιστεύω

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Πιστεύω ότι πρέπει να πεις στον τύπο πίσω μου να κατεβάσει τ' όπλο

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Τι είπες

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Είπα ότι πρέπει να του πεις να κατεβάσει τ' όπλο του

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πριν το πάρω εγώ και του σπάσω το κεφάλι μ' αυτό

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Hisz a Keljfeljancsiban Nem

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A Télapóban Nem

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Én sem De a gyerekeim igen Ők még kicsik

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De tudja kit szeretnek jobban még a Télapónál is A segítőjét

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Pedro el Negrót Fekete Pétert Igen

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Van egy régi mexikói történet arról hogy a Télapónak

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nagyon sok munkája volt a gyerekekkel

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így aztán segítőket kellett alkalmaznia

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Felvette hát Pedrót

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És Télapó adott neki egy listát

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rajta a rosszgyerekek nevével

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Pedro minden este eljött hogy megnézze őket

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És azoknak akik rosszul viselkedtek

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akik nem imádkoztak

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Pedro egy kis játékszamarat hagyott az ablakában

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Egy kis burrót

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Aztán visszajött És ha még mindig rosszul viselkedtek

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Pedro elvitte őket

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és többé senki se látta őket

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Nos ha én volnék a Télapó maga meg Pedro

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mit gondol mit érezne a jó öreg Télapó

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ha egy nap Pedro azt mondaná ''Elvesztettem a listát''

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Kibaszottul dühös lenne mi

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Árulja el Vincent

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Árulja el mit gondol

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Mit

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Azt hiszem

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Azt hiszem jobb ha szól a fickónak

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hogy tegye el a fegyverét

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Mit mond

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Jobb ha szól a fickónak hogy tegye el a fegyverét

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mielőtt elveszem és szétverem vele a seggét

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Trúirðu á Humpty Dumpty Nei

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Trúirðu á jólasveininn Nei

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Ekki ég heldur En börnin mín gera það Þau eru enn ung

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En veistu hverjum þau eru hrifnari af en jólasveininum Aðstoðarmanninum

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Pedro el Negro Svarti Pétur Já

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Það er gömul mexíkósk saga um hvað jólasveinninn

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var upptekinn að gæta góðu barnanna

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að hann þurfti að ráða einhvern fyrir óþekku börnin

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Svo hann réði Pedro

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Og jólasveinninn lét hann fá lista

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með nöfnum allra óþekku barnanna

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Og Pedro átti að kíkja á þau á hverju kvöldi

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Og fólkið krakkarnir sem voru óþekkir

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sem fóru ekki með bænirnar

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Pedro skildi lítinn asna eftir í gluggunum hjá þeim

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Lítinn burro

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Svo kom hann aftur Og ef þau voru ennþá óþekk

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þá tók Pedro þau með sér

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og enginn sá þau framar

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Nú ef ég er jólasveinninn og þú ert Pedro

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hvernig heldurðu að jólasveininum liði

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ef Pedro kæmi til hans og segði Ég týndi listanum

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Hversu reiður heldurðu að hann væri

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Segðu mér Vincent

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Segðu mér hvað þú heldur

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Hvað

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Ég held

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Ég held þú ættir að segja gaurnum fyrir aftan mig

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að leggja frá sér byssuna

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Hvað segirðu

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Þú ættir að segja gaurnum fyrir aftan mig að leggja frá sér byssuna

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áður en ég lem hann í klessu með henni

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Kau percaya Sinterklas ada Tidak

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Aku juga tidak

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Aku tidak tetapi anak anakku percaya Mereka masih kecil

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Kau tahu siapa yang lebih mereka sukai dari Sinterklas Pembantunya

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Zwarte Piet Pit Hitam Ya

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Ada dongeng Meksiko kuno yang mengisahkan Sinterklas

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begitu sibuk mencari anak baik

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sehingga harus ada pembantu untuk mencari anak nakal

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Jadi dia mempekerjakan Pit Hitam

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Dan Sinterklas memberinya daftar

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berisi semua nama anak nakal

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Pit Hitam datang setiap malam untuk memeriksa mereka

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Orang dan anak kecil yang nakal

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yang tidak berdoa

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Pit Hitam meninggalkan mainan keledai di jendelanya

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keledai kecil

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Dan dia akan kembali

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Jika anak itu masih nakal

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Pit Hitam akan membawanya dan anak itu tak akan terlihat lagi

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Jika aku Sinterklas dan kau Pit Hitam

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bagaimana menurutmu perasaan Sinterklas

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jika Pit Hitam datang ke kantornya dan berkata Daftarku hilang

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Semarah apa Sinterklas menurutmu

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Katakan Vincent

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Katakan pikiranmu

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Apa

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Kupikir

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Kupikir kau sebaiknya menyuruh orang

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di belakangku menurunkan pistol

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Apa katamu

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Kataku suruh orang di belakangku menurunkan pistol

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sebelum kurebut pistol itu dan kupukul bokongnya dengan itu

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Mi prendi in giro No

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Ci credi a Babbo Natale No

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Neanche io ma i miei figli sì Sono ancora piccoli

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Ma sai chi adorano ancora di più di Babbo Natale II suo aiutante

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Pedro el Negro Pietro il nero Sì

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C'è una vecchia storia messicana che dice che Babbo Natale

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aveva così tanto da fare ad occuparsi dei bambini buoni

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Che dovette ingaggiare qualcuno che lo aiutasse con i bambini cattivi

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Così ingaggiò Pedro

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E Babbo Natale gli dette una lista

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con tutti i nomi dei bambini cattivi

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E Pedro andava ogni sera a controllarli

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E alla gente ai bambini che si comportavano male

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che non dicevano le preghiere

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Pedro gli lasciava un piccolo asino giocattolo sulla finestra

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Un piccolo burro

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E poi ritornava E se i bambini si comportavano ancora male

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Pedro li portava via

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e nessuno li vedeva mai più

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Adesso se io sono Babbo Natale e tu sei Pedro

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come credi che reagirebbe il buon vecchio Babbo Natale

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se un giorno Pedro andasse da lui e gli dicesse Ho perso la lista

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Quanto cazzo pensi che si incazzerebbe

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Dimmelo Vincent

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Dimmi cosa pensi

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Cosa

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Credo

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Credo che dovresti dire al tipo

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alle mie spalle di metter giù la pistola

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Cosa hai detto

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Ho detto che dovresti dire al tipo alle mie spalle di metter giù la pistola

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prima che la prenda e la usi per spaccargli il culo

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いや

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サンタを信じるか

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俺も信じないが俺の幼い子供たちは信じてる

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子供たちがサンタより好きなのは彼の助手だ

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黒いペドロだよ

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メキシコでは

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サンタは良い子を捜すのに忙しくて

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助手を雇って悪い子を捜させたと

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それがペドロだ

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サンタは悪い子供たちのリストをペドロに渡し

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ペドロは毎晩一人一人を調べた

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言うことを聞かない子

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お祈りをしない子

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そういう子がいるとペドロは

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窓にオモチャのロバを置いた

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戻った時に子供が悪い子のままだと

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ペドロは子供をさらっていった

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俺がサンタクロースでお前がペドロだとしよう

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ペドロがこう言ったらサンタはどう思う

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すみませんリストをなくしました

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サンタだって激怒する

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聞かせてくれヴィンセントお前はどう思う

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何だ

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こう思う

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俺の後ろにいる男に

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言うんだ

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銃を下ろせと

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何だと

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銃を下ろさなかったら

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蹴り上げて殺してやると

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험프티 덤프티 얘기를 믿나 아뇨

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산타클로스는 아뇨

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나도 안 믿지만

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우리 애들은 믿지 아직 어리니까

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애들이 산타클로스보다 누굴 더 좋아하는지 아나

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산타의 조수야

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페드로 엘 네그로 검은 피터지

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오래된 멕시코 동화인데 산타클로스는

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착한 어린이들을 찾기에 너무 바빠서

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나쁜 어린이들을 찾아줄 사람이 필요했어

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그래서 페드로를 고용했지

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산타는 그에게 명단을 줬는데

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나쁜 어린이들의 이름이 쓰여있었지

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페드로는 매일 밤 그들을 찾아가서

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아이들이 나쁜 짓을 하거나

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기도를 안 하면

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작은 당나귀 인형을 창문에 두고 가지

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당나귀 인형 말이야

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그런 후 돌아와서

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애들이 여전히 말썽을 피우면 페드로가 애들을 데려가고

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다시는 애들을 볼 수 없지

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내가 산타클로스고 자네가 페드로라면

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산타클로스 할아버지 기분이 어떻겠나

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페드로가 사무실로 찾아와 명단을 잃어버렸다고 한다면

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얼마나 울화통이 터질 것 같냐고

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말해봐 빈센트

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자네 생각은 어때

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뭐

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내 생각엔

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내 뒤에 있는

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사람에게

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총을 내려놓으라고 해줘야겠어요

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뭐라고

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내 뒤의 남자에게 총을 치우라고 해요

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내가 총을 뺏어서 그걸로 뒈지게 패주기 전에

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Tiki Hampčiu Dampčiu Ne

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Tiki Kalëdř Seneliu Ne

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Ađ irgi

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Bet mano vaikai tiki Jie dar maţi

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Ţinai kas jiems patinka labiau uţ Kalëdř Senelá Jo padëjëjas

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Pedro el Negro Juodasis Piteris

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Yra tokia meksikietiđka pasaka apie Kalëdř Senelá

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kuris taip intensyviai ieđkojo gerř vaikř

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kad turëjo pasamdyti kaţkŕ kas ieđkotř blogř vaikř

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Tai jis nusamdë Pedro

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Ir Kalëdř Senelis ádavë jam sŕrađŕ visř blogř vaikř

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O Pedro aplankydavo juos

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Ir tie vaikai kurie blogai elgësi

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kurie nesimeldë

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Pedro jiems palikdavo ţaisliná asiliukŕ

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Tai reiđkë kad jis dar sugráđ

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Jei jie visvien neklausydavo Pedro juos paimdavo

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ir niekas jř nebematydavo

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Tai jeigu ađ bűčiau Kalëdř Senelis o tu Pedro

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kaip manai Kalëdř Senelis pasijustř

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jei vienŕ dienŕ gráţćs Pedro pasakytř Pamečiau sŕrađŕ

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Kaip velniđkai jis pasiustř

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Sakyk man Vincentai

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Sakyk kŕ manai

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Kŕ

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Manau

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Manau turi pasakyt tam vyrukui

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uţ manćs

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kad susikiđtř savo ginklŕ

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Kŕ pasakei

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Sakiau kad vyrukas uţ manćs turi susikiđt tŕ savo ginklŕ

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kol neatëmiau ir nepritvatinau jo paties su tuo ginklu

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Веруваш ли во Дедо Мраз

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Не Ниту јас

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Јас не но моите деца да Се уште се мали

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Тогаш знаеш кого сакаат повеќе од Дедо Мраз

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Неговиот помошник

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Pedra Negrо

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Црниот Петар

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Постои една мексиканска приказна

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Зборува за тоа како Дедо Мраз се изморил и морал да изнајми

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помошник за да се погрижи за лошите деца

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Така го нашол Петар Дедо Мраз му го дал списокот

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со имињата на сите лоши деца

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И Петар доаѓал да ги проверува секоја ноќ

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А луѓето и децата кои се однесувале лошо не се молеле

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од Петар би добиле играчка куче на вратата

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Мал булдог

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Потоа би се вратил

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Ако се однесуваат лошо повторно би ги одвел и веќе никој нема да ги види

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А сега

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Јас да сум Дедо Мраз а ти да си Петар

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како би се чувствувал љубезниот Дедо Мраз ако Петар еден ден

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му дојде в канцеларија и му каже дека го изгубил списокот

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Што мислиш дали би се разбеснил

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Кажи ми Винсент

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Кажи ми што мислиш

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Што е

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Мислам мислам

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мислам дека мора да му кажеш на типот

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зад мене да го остави пиштолот

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Што рече

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Реков дека би морал да му кажеш на типот зад мене да го остави пиштолот

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пред да го претепам до смрт

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Kau percaya pada Santa Claus Tidak

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Aku juga

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Aku tak percaya tapi anak anak aku percaya Masih budak budak

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Kau tahu siapa yang mereka lebih suka Pembantu Santa Claus

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Pedro el Negro Ya Peter yang Hitam

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Ada suatu dongengan Mexico tentang bagaimana Santa Claus

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begitu sibuk melayani anak anak yang baik

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yang dia upah bantuan untuk melayani anak anak yang nakal

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Jadi dia upah Pedro

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Dan Santa Claus beri padanya satu senarai

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nama semua anak anak yang nakal

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Pedro akan datang melihat lihat mereka pada setiap malam

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Bagi manusia pula buat anak anak yang nakal ini

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yang tidak membaca doa

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Pedro akan tinggalkan keldai mainan di tingkap mereka

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si burro kecil

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Dan dia akan kembali

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Dan jika anak anak itu masih nakal

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Pedro akan culik mereka dan tiada siapa akan lihat mereka lagi

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Jadi jika aku ini Santa Claus dan kau ialah Pedro

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agaknya apa perasaan Santa Claus

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jika suatu hari Pedro datang dan kata Aku dah hilangkan senarai

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Kau fikir Santa Claus tak akan marah

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Beritahu aku Vincent

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Beritahu apa pendapat kau

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Apa

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Aku rasa

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aku rasa kau patut beritahu lelaki

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di belakang aku agar letakkan pistolnya

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Apa kau cakap

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Aku kata beritahu lelaki di belakang aku agar simpan pistolnya

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sebelum aku ambil pistol itu dan hentam dia hingga mati

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Tror du på julenissen Nei

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Ikke jeg heller Men det gjør barna mine De er ennå små

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Men vet du hvem de liker bedre enn julenissen Hjelperen hans

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Pedro el Negro Svarte Peter Ja

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Det er en gammel meksikansk historie om hvordan julenissen

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var så opptatt med de snille barna

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at han trengte hjelp med de slemme

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Så han ansatte Pedro

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Og julenissen ga ham en liste

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med navnene til alle de slemme barna

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Og Pedro passet på dem hver natt

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Og de små barna som oppførte seg dårlig

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som ikke ba

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fikk et lite lekeesel av Pedro i vinduskarmen

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Et lite burro

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Og han kom tilbake Hvis barna ennå var slemme

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tok Pedro dem

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og ingen så dem igjen

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Hvis jeg er julenissen og du er Pedro

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hvordan tror du julenissen føler seg

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hvis Pedro en dag sa Jeg mistet listen

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Hvor jævla forbannet tror du han ville bli

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Si det Vincent

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Si hva du mener

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Hva

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Jeg synes

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Jeg synes du skal be fyren

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bak meg om å ta vekk pistolen

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Hva sa du

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Jeg synes du skal be fyren ta vekk pistolen

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før jeg tar den og slår ham i hjel med den

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به بابانوئل اعتقاد داري نه

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منم ندارم

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ولي بچه هام اعتقاد دارند اونا هنوز کوچيک ـند

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ولي مي دوني بچه ها کيو حتي از خوده بابانوئل هم بيشتر دوست دارند دستيارش

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پدرو ال نگرو پدرو ال سياه پيتر سياه

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يه داستان مکزيکي قديمي هست که مي گه بابانوئل اونقدر

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مشغول پيدا کردن بچه هاي خوب بود که

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مجبور شد يه نفر استخدام کنه که به بچه هاي بد رسيدگي کنه

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واسه همين پدرو رو استخدام کرد

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و بابانوئل يه ليست بهش داد

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که اسم تمام بچه هاي بد توش بود

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و پدرو هر شب مي رفت چک مي کردشون

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و مردم بچه هاي بدي که بدرفتاري مي کردند

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و دعا هاشون رو نمي خوندند

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پدرو يه خر پلاستيکي کنار پنجره ـشون ميذاشت

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يه الاغ کوچولو

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و بعد دوباره بر ميگشت

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و اگه بچه ها هنوز هم بدخ لقي مي کردند

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پدرو اونارو خر بچه ها با خودش مي ب رد و هيچ کس ديگه نمي ديدشون

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حالا اگه من بابانوئل باشم و تو پدرو باشي

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به نظرت بابانوئل پير خوش اخلاق چه حسي پيدا مي کرد

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اگه پدرو ميومد به دفترش و مي گفت ليست رو گم کردم

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به نظرت چقد عصباني مي شد

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بگو وينسنت

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نظرت خودت چيه

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چيه

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به نظرمن

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به نظر من تو بايد به اون يارو

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که پشت سر منه بگي تفنگ ـشو بذاره سر جاش

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چي گفتي

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گفتم تو بايد به اون يارو که پشت سر منه بگي اون تفنگ رو بذاره سر جاش

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قبل از اينکه بگيرمش و کون ـشو پاره کنم روم به ديوار

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Wierzysz w Humpty Dumpty Nie

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Wierzysz w Świętego Mikołaja Nie

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Ja też nie

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Ale moje dzieci wierzą Są jeszcze małe

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Ale wiesz kogo lubią nawet bardziej od Świętego Mikołaja Jego pomocnika

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Pedro Negro Czarnego Piotrusia

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Jest taka stara meksykańska opowieść

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Opowiada jak to Święty Mikołaj był tak zajęty szukaniem dobrych dzieci

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że musiał nająć pomocnika aby ten zajął się złymi dziećmi

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No i najął Pedro

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I Święty Mikołaj dał mu listę z imionami wszystkich złych dzieci

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I Pedro będzie przychodził co noc aby je zabrać

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A ludziom których dzieci źle się zachowywały nie odmawiały pacierza

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Pedro zostawi na oknie małą zabawkę osiołka

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Małego Burro I wróci tam

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I jeśli dzieci nadal będą niedobre Pedro je zabierze

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i nikt ich więcej nie zobaczy

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A teraz jeśli ja będę Świętym Mikołajem a ty będziesz Pedro

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Jak myślisz jak będzie się czuł stary dobry Święty Mikołaj

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gdy Pedro przyjdzie do jego biura i powie że zgubił listę

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Jak myślisz jak bardzo się wścieknie

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Powiedz mi Vincent

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Powiedz co o tym myślisz

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Co

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Myślę

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Myślę że powinieneś powiedzieć facetowi za mną

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żeby odłożył broń

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Co powiedziałeś

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Mówiłem że powinieneś powiedzieć facetowi za mną żeby odłożył broń

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zanim mu ją odbiorę i zatłukę nią na śmierć

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Você acredita em Humpty Dumpty

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Acredita em Papai Noel Não

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Nem eu mas meus filhos sim Eles ainda são pequenos

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Mas sabe de quem eles gostam mais do que Papai Noel O ajudante dele

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Pedro El Negro

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Existe um antigo conto mexicano que diz que Papai Noel

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ficou tão ocupado cuidando das crianças boas

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que teve que contratar ajudantes para cuidar das crianças más

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Então ele contratou o Pedro

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E Papai Noel lhe deu uma lista de todas as crianças más

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E Pedro vinha checá los todas as noites

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E para as crianças que não estavam se comportando

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que não rezavam

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Pedro deixava um burrinho de brinquedo nas janelas

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bem pequeno

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e ele voltava E se as crianças ainda não estavam se comportavam

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o Pedro as levava e nunca mais eram vistas

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Agora se eu fosse Papai Noel e você fosse Pedro

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como você acha que o velho Papai Noel iria reagir

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se Pedro entrasse no escritório e dissesse Eu perdi a lista

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Quão furioso você acha que ele ficaria

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Diga Vincent

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Diga o que você acha

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O quê

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Eu acho

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Eu acho que deve dizer ao cara

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atrás de mim

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para guardar a arma

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O que você disse

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Eu falei que deve dizer ao cara atrás de mim para guardar a arma

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antes que eu a pegue e acabe com esse filho da mãe

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Crezi în Humpty Dumpty Nu

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În Moş Crăciun crezi Nu

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Nici eu Nici eu dar copiii mei cred Sunt încă mici

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Dar ştii de cine le place mai mult decât de Moş Crăciun De ajutorul lui

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Pedro el Negro Petru cel Negru Da

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Există o veche poveste mexicană care spune că Moş Crăciun

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era aşa de ocupat să aibă grijă de copiii buni

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încât a trebuit să şi ia un ajutor care să se îngrijească de cei răi

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Şi l a angajat pe Pedro

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Şi Moşul i a dat o listă

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cu toate numele tuturor copiilor răi

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Iar Pedro venea în fiecare noapte să vadă ce fac ei

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Şi la oamenii la copilaşii care nu erau cuminţi

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care nu şi spuneau rugăciunile

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Pedro le lăsa un măgăruş de jucărie la fereastră

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Un mic burro

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Şi se întorcea Şi dacă ăia mici erau tot obraznici

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Pedro îi lua cu el

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şi nimeni nu i mai vedea vreodată

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Dacă eu aş fi Moş Crăciun şi tu ai fi Pedro

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cum crezi că s ar simţi Moş Crăciun cel vesel

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dacă într o zi Pedro i ar spune Am pierdut lista

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Cât de tare crezi că s ar înfuria

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Spune mi Vincent

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Spune mi ce crezi

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Ce

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Cred că

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Cred că ar trebui să i spui tipului ăluia

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din spatele meu să lase arma jos

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Ce ai zis

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Cred că ar trebui să i spui tipului din spate să şi lase arma

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până nu i o iau şi l bat cu ea până îi crapă fierea n el

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Ты веришь в Шалтая Болтая Нет

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А в Санта Клауса веришь Нет

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И я не верю

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Не верю а вот мои дети верят Ведь они ещё маленькие

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А знаешь кого они любят даже больше чем Санта Клауса Его помощника

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Педро эль Негро Чёрный Пит

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Есть старая мексиканская сказка в которой Санта Клаус

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так занят присматривая за хорошими детьми

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что ему пришлось нанять себе помощника чтобы присматривать за плохими

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И он нанял Педро

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И Санта Клаус дал ему список с именами всех плохих детей

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И каждую ночь Педро приходил к ним проверить что и как

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И тем детям которые вели себя плохо

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не молились

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Педро оставлял на окне маленького игрушечного ослика

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Маленького ослика а потом он возвращался

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И если дети всё ещё вели себя плохо Педро забирал их

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и никто никогда их больше не видел

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А теперь представь что я Санта Клаус а ты Педро

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Как думаешь понравится ли весёлому старику Санта Клаусу

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если однажды Педро зайдёт к нему в кабинет и скажет Я потерял список

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Как думаешь он рассердится

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Скажи мне Винсент

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Скажи мне что ты думаешь

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Что

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Я думаю

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Я думаю тебе стоит сказать этому парню

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за моей спиной

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опустить пистолет

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Что ты сказал

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Я сказал что тебе следует сказать парню за моей спиной опустить пистолет

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пока я не засунул его ему в задницу

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Veruješ li u Deda Mraza

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Ne Ni ja

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Ja ne ali moja deca da Još su mala

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Onda znaš koga vole još više od Deda Mraza

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Negovog pomoćnika

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Pedra Negra

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Crnog Petra

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Postoji jedna meksička priča

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Govori o tome kako se Deda Mraz umorio i morao da iznajmi

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pomoćnika da se pobrine za lošu decu

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Tako je našao Pedra Deda Mraz mu je dao spisak

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sa svim imenima loše dece

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I Pedro je dolazio svaku noć da ih proverava

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A ljudi i deca koja su se loše ponašala nisu se molila

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dobili bi igračku psa na vratima od Pedra

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Malog buldoga

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Onda bi se vratio

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Ako bi se opet loše ponašali Odveo bi ih sa sobom i niko ih više ne bi video

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A sada

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Da sam ja Deda Mraz a ti da si Pedro

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kako bi se ljubazni stari Deda osećao da mu Pedro jednog dana

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dođe u kancelariju i kaže da je izgubio spisak

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Šta misliš kako bi se razbesneo

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Reci mi Vinsent

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Reci mi šta ti misliš

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Šta je

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Mislim mislim

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mislim da moraš da kažeš tipu

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iza mene da odloži pištolj

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Šta si rekao

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Rekao sam da bi morao da kažeš tipu iza mene da odloži pištolj

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pre nego što ga premlatim do smrti

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Verjameš v Jajčka Srajčka Ne

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Kaj pa v Božička Ne

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Jaz tudi ne Pač pa moji otroci Majhni so še

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Veš koga imajo še raje od Božička Njegovega pomočnika

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Pedra el Negra Črnega Petra

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V stari mehiški pripovedki

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ima Božiček toliko dela s pridnimi otroki

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da mora najeti pomočnika za poredne

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Zato najame Pedra

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Da mu seznam

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z imeni vseh porednih otrok

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Pedro jih vsako noč nadzira

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Otrokom ki se grdo obnašajo

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ki ne molijo

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položi na okensko polico lutko oslička

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Majhnega burra

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Potem se vrne Če se otrok še grdo obnaša

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mu ga Pedro vzame

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in ga nikoli več ne vidi

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Če sem jaz Božiček ti pa Pedro

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kaj misliš kako bi se počutil dobri stari Božiček

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če bi Pedro prišel k njemu in rekel Izgubil sem seznam

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Kaj misliš kako bi popizdil

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Povej Vincent

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Povej kaj misliš

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Kaj

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Mislim

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Mislim da bi moral reči tipu za mano

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naj odloži pištolo

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Kaj si rekel

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Da bi moral tipu za mano reči naj spravi pištolo

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sicer mu jo bom vzel in ga z njo prebutal do smrti

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Cree en Santa Claus No

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Tampoco yo pero mis hijos sí Todavía son muy pequeños

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Sabe quién les gusta más que Santa Claus Su ayudante

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Pedro el Negro Sí Pedro el Negro

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Hay un antiguo cuento mexicano que habla de cómo Santa Claus

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se vio atareado buscando niños buenos

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y tuvo que contratar quién buscara a los niños malos

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Así que contrató a Pedro

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Y Santa Claus le dio una lista

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con los nombres de todos los niños malos

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Y Pedro iba todas las noches a verlos

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Y a los niños que se comportaran mal

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que no rezaran sus oraciones

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Pedro les dejaba un burrito de juguete en sus ventanas

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Un pequeño burro

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Y él regresaba Y si seguían portándose mal Pedro se los llevaba

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Y nadie los volvería a ver

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Ahora si yo soy Santa Claus y usted es Pedro

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cómo cree que se sentiría el viejo Santa Claus

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si un día Pedro fuera y le dijera Perdí la lista

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Qué tan furioso cree que se pondría

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Dígame Vincent

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Dígame lo que piensa

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Qué

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Creo

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Creo que debería decirle al tipo

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que está atrás que baje esa arma

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Qué dijo

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Que debería decirle que baje esa arma

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antes que la tome y lo mate a golpes con ella

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Tror du på tomten Nej

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Inte jag heller men barnen gör det De är fortfarande små

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Vet du vem de tycker om ännu mer än tomten

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Hans hjälpare Pedro el Negro Svarte Petter

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En gammal mexikansk saga berättar hur tomten

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hade så fullt upp med de snälla barnen

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att han fick anställa hjälp för att ha koll på de olydiga barnen

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Därför anlitade han Pedro

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och tomten gav honom en lista

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med alla namn på alla de olydiga barnen

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Pedro kom varje kväll för att kolla dem

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Och hos de små barnen som misskötte sig

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d v s de som inte bad sina böner

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lämnade Pedro en leksaksåsna på fönsterbläcket

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En liten burro

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Sedan återvände han och om barnen fortfarande misskötte sig

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förde Pedro bort dem

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och sedan syntes de aldrig mer

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Om jag är tomten och du är Pedro

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hur tror du då att tomtefar skulle känna sig

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om Pedro en dag dök upp och sa Jag har tappat bort listan

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Hur inåt helvete vansinnig tror du han skulle bli

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Säg mig det Vincent

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Säg vad du tror

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Vad tycker du

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Jag tycker

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Jag tycker att du ska säga åt killen

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bakom mig att stoppa ner vapnet

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Ursäkta

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Säg åt killen bakom att stoppa ner vapnet

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innan jag tar det och slår ihjäl den jäveln med det

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เช อเร องซานตาคลอสม ย ไม

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ฉ นก ไม เช อแต ล กฉ นเช อเพราะย งเด ก

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แต ร ม ยเด กชอบใครกว าซานต า ผ ช วยเขาไง

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เปโดร เอลเนโกร แบล คป เตอร

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ม น ทานของเม กซ ก นเล าว าซานต า

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ม วแต ว นก บการมองหาเด กด

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จ งจ างคนมาช วยสอดส องพวกเด กเลว

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เขาเลยจ างเปโดรมา

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แล วซานต าก มอบ

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รายช อเด กเลวให

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เปโดรก แอบไปตรวจสอบเด กท กค น

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ด ล กชาวบ านท ประพฤต ต วไม ด

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เช นไม ยอมสวดมนตร

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เปโดรจะท งต กตาลาไว นอกหน าต าง

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ลาต วเล กๆ

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แล วเขาก กล บมา แต ถ าย งทำต วไม ด อ ก

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เปโดรจะจ บต วไป

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ให หายสาบส ญไปเลย

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ถ าฉ นเป นซานต าและนายเป นเปโดร

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ค ดม ยว าซานตาคลอสจะร ส กย งไง

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เม อเปโดรเด นมาบอกว าทำรายช อหาย

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ค ดว าเขาจะฉ นจนสต แตกแค ไหน

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บอกมาซ ว นเซนต

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บอกมาว านายค ดไง

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ว าย งไง

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ฉ นค ดว า

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นายควรส งไอ ล กจ อก

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ข างหล งฉ นให เก บป นซะ

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นายว าไงนะ

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นายควรส งไอ ล กจ อกข างหล งเก บป น

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ก อนท ฉ นจะแย งป นมาท บห วม น

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Noel Baba'ya inanýr mýsýn Hayýr

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Ben de

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Ben de inanmam ama çocuklarým inanýyor Daha küçük onlar

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Ama Noel Baba'dan bile daha çok kimi seviyorlar biliyor musun Yardýmcýsýný

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Pedro el Negro Kara Peter

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Eski bir Meksika masalý ţöyle der Noel Baba

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iyi çocuklarla ilgilenmekle öylesine meţgulmüţ ki

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kötü çocuklarla ilgilenmesi için bir yardýmcý tutmak zorunda kalmýţ

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Böylece Pedro'yu kiralamýţ

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Ve Noel baba içinde bütün kötü çocuklarýn adlarýnýn olduđu bir liste vermiţ ona

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Pedro her gece onlarý yoklamaya gelecekmiţ

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Ve insanlarýn yaramazlýk yapan küçük çocuklarýn

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duasýný etmeyenlerin pencerelerine

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küçük oyuncak bir eţek býracakmýţ Pedro

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Küçük bir merkep sonra da geri dönecekmiţ

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Çocuklar hâlâ yaramazlýk yapýyorlarsa da Pedro onlarý alýp götürecek

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ve bir daha kimse onlarý görmeyecekmiţ

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Ţimdi eđer ben Noel Baba'ysam sen de Pedro'ysan

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sence neţeli yaţlý Noel Baba ne hissederdi

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bir gün Pedro bürosuna girip Listeyi kaybettim deseydi

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Sence ne kadarcýk öfkelenirdi

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Söyle Vincent

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Ne düţündüđünü söyle bana

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Ne

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Ben Bence

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Bence arkamdaki herife

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o silâhý

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indirmesini söylemelisin

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Ne dedin sen

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Bence arkamdaki herife silâhýný indirmesini söylemelisin dedim

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onu alýp geberene dek yalama olmuţ götüne sokmadan önce

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Віриш у Санта Клауса Ні

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І я не вірю

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І я не вірю а мої діти вірять Вони ще малі

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Але знаєш хто їм подобається більше Санти Його помічник

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Педро Ель Негро Чорний Пітер Так

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Одна стара мексиканська казка розповідає як Санта Клаус

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настільки захопився турботою про слухняних дітей

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що йому довелося найняти того хто дивився б за поганими дітьми

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Він найняв Педро

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Санта Клаус дав йому список з іменами усіх поганих дітей

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І Педро кожної ночі їх перевіряв

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І якщо люди діти вели себе погано

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не молилися

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Педро лишав маленького іграшкового віслюка у них на вікнах

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Маленького віслючка аби повернутися

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А якщо діти і надалі поводилися погано Педро їх забирав

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і більше ніхто їх ніколи не бачив

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Уявімо що я Санта Клаус а ти Педро

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як ти думаєш як би почувався Санта

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якби одного дня до нього прийшов Педро і сказав Я загубив список

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Наскільки б він розлютився

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Скажи мені Вінсенте

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Як ти думаєш

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Що

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Я думаю

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Думаю тобі варто сказати хлопцю

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позаду мене

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опустити зброю

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Що ти сказав

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Я сказав тобі краще сказати хлопцю позаду мене опустити зброю

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допоки я її не відібрав і не забив його до смерті

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Anh có tin vào ông già Noel Không

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Tôi cũng vậy

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Tôi cũng vậy nhưng con của tôi thì có bởi vì chúng còn nhỏ

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Nhưng anh có biết chúng thích ai còn hơn cả ông già Noel không Người giúp đỡ chúng

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Pedro el Negro BlackPeter

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Đó là một người Mexica già được phái đến bởi ông già Noel

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rất bận rộn với công việc tìm ra những đứa trẻ ngoan

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thế còn những đứa trẻ chưa ngoan thì sao

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Vì thế ông ta thuê Pedro

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Và ông già Noel đưa cho Pedro danh sách của những đứa trẻ chưa ngoan

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Và Pedro sẽ đến kiểm tra chúng mỗi đêm

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Những đứa trẻ cư xử không tốt

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và không cầu nguyện

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Pedro sẽ để lại một con lừa đồ chơi trên cửa sổ của chúng

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Một con lừa thồ hàng Và anh ta sẽ quay trở lại

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Nếu chúng vẫn không sửa đổi Pedro sẽ đem chúng đi

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và không ai còn nhìn thấy chúng nữa

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Bây giờ giả sử tôi là ông già Noel còn anh là Pedro

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Anh nghĩ ông già Noel sẽ cảm thấy như thế nào

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nếu một ngày nào đó Pedro đến và nói với ông ta rằng tôi đã làm mất danh sách

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Thật là buồn cười phải không

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Nói tôi nghe xem Vincent

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Nói cho tôi biết anh nghĩ gì

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Sao

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Tôi nghĩ

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Tôi nghĩ anh nên nói người đàn ông

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sau lưng tôi

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bỏ súng xuống

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Anh nói gì vậy

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Tôi nói anh nên nói người đàn ông sau lưng tôi bỏ súng xuống

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trước khi tôi chụp được nó và ban cho anh ta cái chết

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Duration

111 seconds

Views

1,304

Timestamp in Movie

01:06:28

Uploaded

Feb 26, 2026

Genres

drama, crime, thriller

Production

Paramount Pictures,Parkes/MacDonald Productions,Edge City,DreamWorks Pictures

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Movie Summary

Cab driver Max picks up a man who offers him $600 to drive him around. But the promise of easy money sours when Max realizes his fare is an assassin.

Actors

Felix

Max