Did you ever go on the bum? Once I did it. Yeah? How'd you do? Well, I got a cigarette....
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Joe Darsie:
Did you ever go on the bum?
Bill Smith:
Once I did it.
Joe Darsie:
Yeah? How'd you do?
Bill Smith:
Well, I got a cigarette.
[Looks at cigarette in hand]
Joe Darsie:
You could do it if you wanted to. You could be a swell bum.
Bill Smith:
I'm the type?
Joe Darsie:
It's like everything else. All you got to do is make up your mind and stick to it. Then you're it. Whatever you pick out, you can't miss.
Bill Smith:
To be a bum, you got to have willpower.
Joe Darsie:
Oh, I ain't kidding, mister. Thirty years ago, I made up my mind and I done all right, too. Look.
[Points to wealthy man in a limousine]
Joe Darsie:
What has he got on me?
Bill Smith:
A limousine.
Joe Darsie:
Mmhmm, and stomach ulcers.
Bill Smith:
There may be something in what you say.
[Storm approaches so stands to leave]
Bill Smith:
Well, good luck.
Joe Darsie:
Wait a minute, brother.
[Pulls out roll of bills and hands one out]
Joe Darsie:
Could you use a buck?
Bill Smith:
You save your money, mister. Times ain't that tough.
Joe Darsie:
No? Well, they could be.
Bill Smith:
Looks as though they will be. So long.
[Turns and leaves]
Joe Darsie:
[Watching Joe go]
It's too bad. He could be a swell bum if he only had the willpower.
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It's an outrage.
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It's been keeping me awake nights.
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You got a cigarette, Mister?
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No, I quit smoking.
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Oh, yeah? Nerves, huh?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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How long you been off them?
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2:00 this afternoon.
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Oh, it's like that.
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Come on. It makes you feel better.
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Uh, I got it.
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Well, thanks.
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What's your racket, buddy?
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I'm a genius.
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Who?
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A genius. Unknown, of course.
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No kidding?
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Do you draw pictures-
Swell dames?
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No. I play tunes on the typewriter.
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Nobody listens.
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Do you ever go on the bum?
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Once I did it.
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Yeah? How'd you do?
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Well, I got a cigarette.
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You could do it if you wanted to.
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You could be a swell bum.
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I'm the type?
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It's like everything else.
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All you got to do is make up
your mind and stick to it.
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Then you're it.
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Whatever you pick out, you can't miss.
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To be a bum, you got to have willpower.
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I ain't kidding, Mister.
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30 years ago, I made up my mind,
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and I done all right, too.
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Look.
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What has he got on me?
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A limousine.
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And stomach ulcers.
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There may be something
in what you say.
Clip duration: 115 seconds
Views: 291
Timestamp in movie: 00h 16m 01s
Uploaded: 11 October, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Seeking US citizenship, a Viennese refugee arranges a marriage of convenience with a struggling writer.
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