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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.

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Joel Gallen

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Comedy Central

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http://www.cc.com/shows/roast-of-bruce-willis

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt

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Mackenzie Davis

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Cybill Shepherd

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Emma Heming Willis

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Jeff Ross' Assistant

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David Hasselhoff

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I think
when this roast is over, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

I think when this roast is over,

Thing is, Bruce,
right now, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Thing is, Bruce, right now,

But it's a fact of life - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

But it's a fact of life

If you think it gets better
with age, it don't. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

If you think it gets better with age, it don't.

How many of those movies
have you got left in you? - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

How many of those movies have you got left in you?

You never won
an Academy Award, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

You never won an Academy Award,

Are you my nigga? - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Are you my nigga?

Now, the night of the roast,
you may feel a sting. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Now, the night of the roast, you may feel a sting.

That's pride
fuckin' with ya. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

That's pride fuckin' with ya.

You never had any pride,
so why start now? - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

You never had any pride, so why start now?

'Cause a year from now, when you
kickin' it in the Caribbean, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

'Cause a year from now, when you kickin' it in the...

When they hit me
with those jokes... - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

When they hit me with those jokes...

It's time to get medieval
on your ass. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

It's time to get medieval on your ass.

[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

[ Cheers and applause ]

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[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

[ Cheers and applause ]

And welcome to the Comedy
Central Roast of Bruce Willis! - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

And welcome to the Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis!

[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

[ Cheers and applause ]

His father was a huge
Bruce Willis fan, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

His father was a huge Bruce Willis fan,

He can play anything
from an asshole cop - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

He can play anything from an asshole cop

[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

[ Cheers and applause ]

Uh, she's used to working
with unwanted leftovers. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Uh, she's used to working with unwanted leftovers.

[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

[ Cheers and applause ]

And critics say
that it'll be similar - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

And critics say that it'll be similar

[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

[ Cheers and applause ]

One of the world's greatest
living actors - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

One of the world's greatest living actors

[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

[ Cheers and applause ]

Uh, you know, Dennis may, uh,
be the only person on the planet - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Uh, you know, Dennis may, uh, be the only person on the plan...

So I guess this is goodbye. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

So I guess this is goodbye.

[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Let's see Bruce Willis
in action, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Let's see Bruce Willis in action,

Grant: You're the wrong guy - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Grant: You're the wrong guy

♪ I'm a die hard, Bruce Willis ♪ - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

♪ I'm a die hard, Bruce Willis ♪

Nothing personal.
I just hate you. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Nothing personal. I just hate you.

You know, I respect you so much
for telling me that. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

You know, I respect you so much for telling me that.

♪ I'm a die hard, Bruce Willis ♪ - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

♪ I'm a die hard, Bruce Willis ♪

♪ If you don't
respect yourself ♪ - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

♪ If you don't respect yourself ♪

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Feel that sting, big boy, huh?
That's pride fuckin' with you. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Feel that sting, big boy, huh? That's pride fuckin'...

♪ If you like to gamble,
I tell you I'm your man ♪ - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

♪ If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man ♪

♪ You win some, lose some,
all the same to me ♪ - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

♪ You win some, lose some, all the same to me ♪

♪ I don't share your greed ♪ - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

♪ I don't share your greed ♪

♪ You know I'm born to lose ♪ - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

♪ You know I'm born to lose ♪

Mikey: Oh, no, put me back in.
Put me back in. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Mikey: Oh, no, put me back in. Put me back in.

♪ The only thing you see ♪ - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

♪ The only thing you see ♪

[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

[ Cheers and applause ]

Ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome the man of the hour, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the man of the hour,

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"The Fifth Element,"
"The Sixth Sense," - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

"The Fifth Element," "The Sixth Sense,"

[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

And And it's not just action movies that made Bruce a star - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

And And it's not just action movies that made Bruce a...

I loved "The Sixth Sense." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

I loved "The Sixth Sense."

I don't know how you pretended
not to be embarrassed - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

I don't know how you pretended not to be embarrassed

Okay, so, at the end
of "The Sixth Sense," - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Okay, so, at the end of "The Sixth Sense,"

[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

So, in the film, uh,
I play a young Bruce Willis, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

So, in the film, uh, I play a young Bruce Willis,

But it was this crazy
sci-fi premise - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

But it was this crazy sci-fi premise

[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

We want you to have a good time tonight - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

We want you to have a good time tonight

His gift was a toaster
and $90 million. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

His gift was a toaster and $90 million.

[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Deep down,
every single one of us - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Deep down, every single one of us

Really.
You give us what we want, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Really. You give us what we want,

And so, tonight, let's honor - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

And so, tonight, let's honor

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[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

[ Cheers and applause ]

...Edward Norton,
Martha Stewart, Dom Irrera, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

...Edward Norton, Martha Stewart, Dom Irrera,

[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

[ Cheers and applause ]

When she's not hosting
her hit radio show, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

When she's not hosting her hit radio show,

[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

[ Cheers and applause ]

Joseph Gordon Levitt everyone - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Joseph Gordon Levitt everyone

[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

[ Cheers and applause ]

I bet you eat pussy but only
with the crust cut off first. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

I bet you eat pussy but only with the crust cut off first.

[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Martha Stewart, "shank" you
for being here. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Martha Stewart, "shank" you for being here.

Seriously, and congratulations - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Seriously, and congratulations

And into your sweatshops. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

And into your sweatshops.

Surprisingly, Martha said that
prison food wasn't that bad. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Surprisingly, Martha said that prison food wasn't that ...

Just, you know, as long as
it was clean-shaven, so... - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Just, you know, as long as it was clean-shaven, so...

She loves attention to detail. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

She loves attention to detail.

[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

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Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.

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Director: Joel Gallen

Writer: Benji Aflalo, Jacquie Brown, Megan Callahan-Shah

Production: Comedy Central

Genre: comedy

Year: 2018

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.5

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 29 Jul 2018

Awards: N/A

Homepage: http://www.cc.com/shows/roast-of-bruce-willis