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Actually, he dated Courtney Love
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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Actually,he dated Courtney Love, but he neverbecame famous enough for her to have him...

Actually,
he dated Courtney Love, but he never
became famous enough for her to have him murdered

Full Transcript

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Actually, he dated Courtney Love,
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but he never became famous enough
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for her to have him murdered.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:12
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
Cybill Shepherd, first of all, Cybill, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Cybill Shepherd, first of all, Cybill,
You fuckin' -- - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
You fuckin' --
In her first film, "Last Picture Show," - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
In her first film, "Last Picture Show,"
Today, we call that a "Me Four." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
Today, we call that a "Me Four."
What kind of God would let that happen? - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
What kind of God would let that happen?
Jeff just bought a new house - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Jeff just bought a new house
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
[ Laughter ]
Yesterday, he walked into a Starbucks, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:12
Yesterday, he walked into a Starbucks,
Congratulations on the roast, man, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:16
Congratulations on the roast, man,
And we would go to your house and take a bath together, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
And we would go to your house and take a bath together,
We would wash each other's taints, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
We would wash each other's taints,
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
[ Cheers and applause ]
I see you, and I see you with your daughters, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
I see you, and I see you with your daughters,
Boys, girls, dogs, he didn't give a fuck." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
Boys, girls, dogs, he didn't give a fuck."
That's my daughter taking on 10 guys. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
That's my daughter taking on 10 guys.
She always loved cock. The bigger, the better. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
She always loved cock. The bigger, the better.
Guys tag-teaming her from behind, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
Guys tag-teaming her from behind,
She's just like her mother, that kid." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
She's just like her mother, that kid."
Coming up, Jeff Ross, Dennis Rodman... - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Coming up, Jeff Ross, Dennis Rodman...
I thought Lil' Kim had big tits and black. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
I thought Lil' Kim had big tits and black.