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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

And it was signed"Bruce Willis." And I immediately calledmy friend Stewart and said, "Fuck...

And it was signed
"Bruce Willis." And I immediately called
my friend Stewart and said, "Fuck you.
It's a wind-up." And, uh, he said, "I don't know
what you're talking about

Full Transcript

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And it was signed "Bruce Willis."
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And I immediately called my friend Stewart and said,
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"Fuck you. It's a wind-up."
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And, uh, he said, "I don't know what you're talking about.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:48
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
I said, "Did you really write me this letter?" - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:23
I said, "Did you really write me this letter?"
And many years later, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
And many years later,
And he said, "I told ya, if you ever need me, I'm in." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
And he said, "I told ya, if you ever need me, I'm ...
Uh, and I'm really deeply grateful for that. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Uh, and I'm really deeply grateful for that.
[ Laughter, cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
[ Laughter, cheers and applause ]
You wouldn't know the difference, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
You wouldn't know the difference,
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Cheers and applause ]
...and Dom Irrera, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
...and Dom Irrera,
Sorry, I just have to say, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
Sorry, I just have to say,
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Laughter ]
But her rap sheet has an 800-thread count. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
But her rap sheet has an 800-thread count.
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:15
[ Cheers and applause ]
I know something about hosting parties, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
I know something about hosting parties,
You set the table, faded into the background, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
You set the table, faded into the background,
Dennis Rodman, where do I begin? - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Dennis Rodman, where do I begin?
If you had told me back in the '90s that Dennis Rodman - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:21
If you had told me back in the '90s that Dennis Rodman
Dom, I know your career never really took off, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:17
Dom, I know your career never really took off,
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
[ Laughter ]
You are amazing. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
You are amazing.