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And, um, it's probably the closest any actor
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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

And, um, it's probablythe closest any actor has actually cometo being you in a film, and I...

And, um, it's probably
the closest any actor has actually come
to being you in a film, and I got nominated
for Best Actor

Full Transcript

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And, um, it's probably the closest any actor
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has actually come to being you in a film,
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and I got nominated for Best Actor.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:44
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
But -- But the movie made less money than you made - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
But -- But the movie made less money than you made
You got to work with Paul Newman, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
You got to work with Paul Newman,
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
[ Laughter ]
I think I have to accept I will never be - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
I think I have to accept I will never be
No matter how good I am, no matter how committed, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
No matter how good I am, no matter how committed,
There is nobody else like you, damn it. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
There is nobody else like you, damn it.
Nobody. Um, joking aside... - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Nobody. Um, joking aside...
I was doing a play many years ago in New York, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
I was doing a play many years ago in New York,
And there was a letter in my apartment building - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
And there was a letter in my apartment building
And I read it, and it was one of the most thoughtful, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
And I read it, and it was one of the most thoughtful,
And it was signed "Bruce Willis." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
And it was signed "Bruce Willis."
I said, "Did you really write me this letter?" - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:23
I said, "Did you really write me this letter?"
And many years later, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
And many years later,
And he said, "I told ya, if you ever need me, I'm in." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
And he said, "I told ya, if you ever need me, I'm ...
Uh, and I'm really deeply grateful for that. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Uh, and I'm really deeply grateful for that.
[ Laughter, cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
[ Laughter, cheers and applause ]
You wouldn't know the difference, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
You wouldn't know the difference,
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Cheers and applause ]
...and Dom Irrera, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
...and Dom Irrera,
Sorry, I just have to say, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
Sorry, I just have to say,