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Bruce and I were really attracted to each other
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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Bruce and I were reallyattracted to each other, but familiaritycan breed contempt, so we...

Bruce and I were really
attracted to each other, but familiarity
can breed contempt, so we didn't act on it

Full Transcript

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Bruce and I were really attracted to each other,
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but familiarity can breed contempt,
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so we didn't act on it.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:05
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
Because based on how much we ended up hating each other, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
Because based on how much we ended up hating each other,
We actually came very close one time to having sex. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
We actually came very close one time to having sex.
But then he whipped it out, started playing with it, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
But then he whipped it out, started playing with it,
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:13
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
[ Laughter ]
I know we haven't had a conversation in 30 years, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
I know we haven't had a conversation in 30 years,
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
[ Cheers and applause ]
He provided the comic relief in "Get Out," - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
He provided the comic relief in "Get Out,"
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:15
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:14
[ Laughter ]
Bruce you've done movies with other black comedians - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:31
Bruce you've done movies with other black comedians
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
[ Laughter ]
Uh, it's funny to see, like, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
Uh, it's funny to see, like,
Y'all two bald white motherfuckers - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Y'all two bald white motherfuckers
Like, both of y'all look like - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Like, both of y'all look like
[ Audience groans ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Audience groans ]
We got Dennis Rodman here, which I don't wanna talk about, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
We got Dennis Rodman here, which I don't wanna talk abo...
[ Crowd cheering ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
[ Crowd cheering ]
This motherfucker wore a wedding dress - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
This motherfucker wore a wedding dress