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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Bruce, uh, slumming it hereon your behalf at Comedy Central is, um, not somethingI would...

Bruce, uh, slumming it here
on your behalf at Comedy Central is, um, not something
I would do for many people

Full Transcript

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Bruce, uh, slumming it here on your behalf at Comedy Central
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is, um, not something I would do for many people.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:13
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
But, um, I owe you big, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
But, um, I owe you big,
In fact, I think probably it's back on you after tonight, yeah? - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
In fact, I think probably it's back on you after tonigh...
It is, uh, a pleasure to be here - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
It is, uh, a pleasure to be here
Um, I'm not really a -- - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
Um, I'm not really a --
I'm here to do something I think maybe only I can do - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
I'm here to do something I think maybe only I can do
I am here to do a deep dissection - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
I am here to do a deep dissection
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:16
[ Cheers and applause ]
I'm now coming to realize in middle age, um, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:15
I'm now coming to realize in middle age, um,
I mean, if I -- if I end up settling - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:12
I mean, if I -- if I end up settling
But the cold truth of it -- - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:12
But the cold truth of it --
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:13
[ Laughter ]
It's not that I'm jealous, but, Jesus, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
It's not that I'm jealous, but, Jesus,
I mean, can I cock my eye and say some cryptic shit - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
I mean, can I cock my eye and say some cryptic shit
I was sitting in a bar with Bruce - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:17
I was sitting in a bar with Bruce
I had no idea why. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
I had no idea why.
I still don't know what he thought of the script, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
I still don't know what he thought of the script,
Can I -- Can I say things like, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:26
Can I -- Can I say things like,
I most definitely cannot. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
I most definitely cannot.
I wish I was Teflon like you, but, then again, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
I wish I was Teflon like you, but, then again,
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:27
[ Laughter ]