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Jeffrey Ross:
Bruce. Bruce Willis:
Yes. Jeffrey Ross:
You've accomplished so much, buddy. But I think it will always be your blockbuster "Armageddon"... [cheers] Jeffrey Ross:
...that serves as the greatest metaphor for your career. 'Cause in the end, you got destroyed by The Rock. [laughter] Jeffrey Ross:
Us Jersey boys are raised to have thick skin, so I knew you'd be a great sport tonight, and I wish you continued success, good health, and I can't wait to see your next project, "Die Hard 6: Natural Causes"

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Bruce Yes
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You've accomplished so much buddy
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but I think it will always be your blockbuster Armageddon
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that serves as the greatest metaphor for your career
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because in the end you got destroyed by The Rock
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Us Jersey boys are raised to have thick skin
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so I knew you'd be a great sport tonight
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and I wish you continued success good health
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and I can't wait to see your next project
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Die Hard 6 Natural Causes
Duration
33 seconds
Views
336
Timestamp in Movie
01:14:05
Uploaded
Dec 03, 2022
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.

Actors

Rumer Willis
Self - Audience Member
Rumer Willis
You've accomplished so much, buddy, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:14
You've accomplished so much, buddy,
Us Jersey boys are raised to have thick skin, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:21
Us Jersey boys are raised to have thick skin,
Jeff Ross just fucking destroyed. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Jeff Ross just fucking destroyed.
Coming up, Bruce Willis with a vengeance. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Coming up, Bruce Willis with a vengeance.
Apparently, they're gonna let people drink. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Apparently, they're gonna let people drink.
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
[ Cheers and applause ]
He's the man of the hour, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
He's the man of the hour,
♪ If you don't respect yourself ♪ - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:22
♪ If you don't respect yourself ♪
We'll get together and have a few laughs. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
We'll get together and have a few laughs.
If you're fan of Bruce Willis movies, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
If you're fan of Bruce Willis movies,
I get the shit beat out of me for about an hour and a half, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
I get the shit beat out of me for about an hour and a half,
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
[ Cheers and applause ]
You know, in my action movies, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
You know, in my action movies,
Joe, I took you under my wing, tried to make you tough, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:15
Joe, I took you under my wing, tried to make you tough,
Joseph played a younger me in "Looper." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Joseph played a younger me in "Looper."
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
[ Laughter ]
You'll never get successful doing the same thing - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
You'll never get successful doing the same thing
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Laughter ]