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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

♪♪ Give it up for the unbreakable,unmistakable, rippin-est, rockin-estthe Hudson...

[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ Give it up for the unbreakable,
unmistakable, rippin-est, rockin-est
the Hudson Hawken-est

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♪♪
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Give it up for the unbreakable, unmistakable,
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rippin-est, rockin-est the Hudson Hawken-est.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
01:15:07
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
He's the man of the hour, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
He's the man of the hour,
♪ If you don't respect yourself ♪ - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:22
♪ If you don't respect yourself ♪
We'll get together and have a few laughs. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
We'll get together and have a few laughs.
If you're fan of Bruce Willis movies, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
If you're fan of Bruce Willis movies,
I get the shit beat out of me for about an hour and a half, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
I get the shit beat out of me for about an hour and a half,
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
[ Cheers and applause ]
You know, in my action movies, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
You know, in my action movies,
Joe, I took you under my wing, tried to make you tough, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:15
Joe, I took you under my wing, tried to make you tough,
Joseph played a younger me in "Looper." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Joseph played a younger me in "Looper."
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
[ Laughter ]
You'll never get successful doing the same thing - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
You'll never get successful doing the same thing
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[ Laughter ]
"Fight Club" was the perfect movie for you. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
"Fight Club" was the perfect movie for you.
Who doesn't want to watch Ed Norton - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
Who doesn't want to watch Ed Norton
But you do have a rep in this town for being... - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
But you do have a rep in this town for being...
Norton's rubbed more people the wrong way - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Norton's rubbed more people the wrong way
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Laughter ]
But you were great in "The Italian Job." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
But you were great in "The Italian Job."