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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Congratulationson the roast, man, and Comedy Central roastsonly the best people, like you,...

Congratulations
on the roast, man, and Comedy Central roasts
only the best people, like you, Donald Trump,
that guy from "Baywatch." Bruce, I see you now, and I
see your beautiful daughters, and I'm so proud of you

Full Transcript

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Congratulations on the roast, man,
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and Comedy Central roasts only the best people, like you,
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Donald Trump, that guy from "Baywatch."
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Bruce, I see you now, and I see your beautiful daughters,
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and I'm so proud of you.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:27
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
And we would go to your house and take a bath together, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
And we would go to your house and take a bath together,
We would wash each other's taints, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
We would wash each other's taints,
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
[ Cheers and applause ]
I see you, and I see you with your daughters, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
I see you, and I see you with your daughters,
Boys, girls, dogs, he didn't give a fuck." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
Boys, girls, dogs, he didn't give a fuck."
That's my daughter taking on 10 guys. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
That's my daughter taking on 10 guys.
She always loved cock. The bigger, the better. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
She always loved cock. The bigger, the better.
Guys tag-teaming her from behind, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
Guys tag-teaming her from behind,
She's just like her mother, that kid." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
She's just like her mother, that kid."
Coming up, Jeff Ross, Dennis Rodman... - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Coming up, Jeff Ross, Dennis Rodman...
I thought Lil' Kim had big tits and black. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
I thought Lil' Kim had big tits and black.
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:13
[ Cheers and applause ]
I'm the only guy on this stage has done some really cool shit. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
I'm the only guy on this stage has done some really coo...
Hey, Ed Norton. What's up, man? - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Hey, Ed Norton. What's up, man?
Edward goes by "Edward" and not "Ed" because he is a real dick. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
Edward goes by "Edward" and not "Ed" bec...
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:14
[ Laughter ]
[ Audience cheers ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Audience cheers ]