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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Deep down,every single one of us wishes that we have that --that courage, that swagger of,...

Deep down,
every single one of us wishes that we have that --
that courage, that swagger of, like,
I don't give a fuck that -- that you embody better than any
other movie star of our time

Full Transcript

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Deep down, every single one of us
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wishes that we have that -- that courage,
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that swagger of, like, I don't give a fuck that --
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that you embody better than any other movie star of our time.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:30
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
Really. You give us what we want, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Really. You give us what we want,
And so, tonight, let's honor - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
And so, tonight, let's honor
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:16
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Cheers and applause ]
...Edward Norton, Martha Stewart, Dom Irrera, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
...Edward Norton, Martha Stewart, Dom Irrera,
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
[ Cheers and applause ]
When she's not hosting her hit radio show, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
When she's not hosting her hit radio show,
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
[ Cheers and applause ]
Joseph Gordon Levitt everyone - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:14
Joseph Gordon Levitt everyone
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Cheers and applause ]
I bet you eat pussy but only with the crust cut off first. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
I bet you eat pussy but only with the crust cut off first.
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
[ Laughter ]
Martha Stewart, "shank" you for being here. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Martha Stewart, "shank" you for being here.
Seriously, and congratulations - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
Seriously, and congratulations
And into your sweatshops. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
And into your sweatshops.
Surprisingly, Martha said that prison food wasn't that bad. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Surprisingly, Martha said that prison food wasn't that ...
Just, you know, as long as it was clean-shaven, so... - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Just, you know, as long as it was clean-shaven, so...
She loves attention to detail. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
She loves attention to detail.
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Laughter ]
My mom has learned everything from Martha Stewart - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
My mom has learned everything from Martha Stewart