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He told me numerous times not to hold back tonight
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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

He told me numerous timesnot to hold back tonight, and it's been great getting toknow you...

He told me numerous times
not to hold back tonight, and it's been great getting to
know you and your lovely family, and I see --
I met Rumer, your daughter

Full Transcript

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He told me numerous times not to hold back tonight,
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and it's been great getting to know you and your lovely family,
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and I see -- I met Rumer, your daughter.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
01:07:53
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
I guess that's the name your mom gives you - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
I guess that's the name your mom gives you
Get a shot of that whole table - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
Get a shot of that whole table
Your family looks like all the villains you killed off - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Your family looks like all the villains you killed off
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
[ Laughter ]
Bruce Willis has been fighting terrorists - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Bruce Willis has been fighting terrorists
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
[ Laughter ]
I'd make fun of you for having political aspirations, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
I'd make fun of you for having political aspirations,
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
[ Laughter ]
All night people are saying I look like you - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:21
All night people are saying I look like you
And Lil Rel -- - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
And Lil Rel --
How is it possible to look like a Nazi and a Holocaust victim? - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
How is it possible to look like a Nazi and a Holocaust victi...
You look like Sir Patrick Stewart - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
You look like Sir Patrick Stewart
How the fuck are you a movie star? - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
How the fuck are you a movie star?
He went from being Hollywood's leading man - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
He went from being Hollywood's leading man
I'd rather fuck the dumb guy from "Dude, Where's My Car?" - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
I'd rather fuck the dumb guy from "Dude, Where...
But, Bruce, we all wish you luck with your lawsuit - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
But, Bruce, we all wish you luck with your lawsuit
My favorite scene in "Pulp Fiction" - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
My favorite scene in "Pulp Fiction"
Hey, Dennis, at that point in the movie, were you like, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
Hey, Dennis, at that point in the movie, were you like,
You looked like you did your own stunts - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
You looked like you did your own stunts