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I don't know how you pretended not to be embarrassed
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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

I don't know how you pretendednot to be embarrassed while a 10-year-old kidacted circles...

I don't know how you pretended
not to be embarrassed while a 10-year-old kid
acted circles around you

Full Transcript

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I don't know how you pretended not to be embarrassed
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while a 10-year-old kid acted circles around you.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:18
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
Okay, so, at the end of "The Sixth Sense," - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Okay, so, at the end of "The Sixth Sense,"
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:13
[ Laughter ]
So, in the film, uh, I play a young Bruce Willis, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
So, in the film, uh, I play a young Bruce Willis,
But it was this crazy sci-fi premise - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
But it was this crazy sci-fi premise
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
[ Laughter ]
We want you to have a good time tonight - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:20
We want you to have a good time tonight
His gift was a toaster and $90 million. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
His gift was a toaster and $90 million.
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
[ Laughter ]
Deep down, every single one of us - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:13
Deep down, every single one of us
Really. You give us what we want, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Really. You give us what we want,
And so, tonight, let's honor - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
And so, tonight, let's honor
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:16
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Cheers and applause ]
...Edward Norton, Martha Stewart, Dom Irrera, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
...Edward Norton, Martha Stewart, Dom Irrera,
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
[ Cheers and applause ]
When she's not hosting her hit radio show, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
When she's not hosting her hit radio show,
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
[ Cheers and applause ]
Joseph Gordon Levitt everyone - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:14
Joseph Gordon Levitt everyone
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Cheers and applause ]
I bet you eat pussy but only with the crust cut off first. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
I bet you eat pussy but only with the crust cut off first.