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I don't share your greed ♪
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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

?? I don't share your greed ♪ ♪ The only card I need isthe ace of spades ♪ Whoo!♪ The ace...

�� I don't share your greed ♪ ♪ The only card I need is
the ace of spades ♪ Whoo!♪ The ace of spades ♪ Who's Zed?

Full Transcript

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♪ I don't share your greed ♪
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♪ The only card I need is the ace of spades ♪
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Whoo!♪ The ace of spades ♪
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Who's Zed?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:06
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
♪ You know I'm born to lose ♪ - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:12
♪ You know I'm born to lose ♪
Mikey: Oh, no, put me back in. Put me back in. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Mikey: Oh, no, put me back in. Put me back in.
♪ The only thing you see ♪ - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
♪ The only thing you see ♪
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the man of the hour, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the man of the hour,
you-feeling-good-yes - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:28
you-feeling-good-yes
"The Fifth Element," "The Sixth Sense," - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
"The Fifth Element," "The Sixth Sense,"
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
[ Laughter ]
And And it's not just action movies that made Bruce a star - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:31
And And it's not just action movies that made Bruce a...
I loved "The Sixth Sense." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
I loved "The Sixth Sense."
I don't know how you pretended not to be embarrassed - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
I don't know how you pretended not to be embarrassed
Okay, so, at the end of "The Sixth Sense," - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Okay, so, at the end of "The Sixth Sense,"
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:13
[ Laughter ]
So, in the film, uh, I play a young Bruce Willis, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
So, in the film, uh, I play a young Bruce Willis,
But it was this crazy sci-fi premise - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
But it was this crazy sci-fi premise
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
[ Laughter ]
We want you to have a good time tonight - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:20
We want you to have a good time tonight
His gift was a toaster and $90 million. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
His gift was a toaster and $90 million.
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
[ Laughter ]