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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

I look for roles that stretch meand are different, whereas you deliver consistentlythe...

I look for roles that stretch me
and are different, whereas you deliver consistently
the same performance

Full Transcript

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I look for roles that stretch me and are different,
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whereas you deliver consistently the same performance.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:28
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
And I mean, like, the same one every fucking time. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
And I mean, like, the same one every fucking time.
I did a big action movie called "The Incredible Hulk." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
I did a big action movie called "The Incredible Hulk.&q...
I thought maybe we should try to make one Marvel movie - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
I thought maybe we should try to make one Marvel movie
The last thing Bruce Willis would demand is a better script. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
The last thing Bruce Willis would demand is a better script.
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
[ Laughter ]
It's a half a page long. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
It's a half a page long.
You could learn your lines in the car on the way to the set. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
You could learn your lines in the car on the way to the set.
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Laughter ]
I have to start going for scripts - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
I have to start going for scripts
And then I could get a G-5, a Caribbean island, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
And then I could get a G-5, a Caribbean island,
At the end of the day, though, I've come to think, actually, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:12
At the end of the day, though, I've come to think, actu...
And, frankly, I -- - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
And, frankly, I --
It's totally hypnotic to men and women alike. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
It's totally hypnotic to men and women alike.
And, uh, men and women are both comfortable with it. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
And, uh, men and women are both comfortable with it.
They think it's funny, a little scary, a little sexy. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
They think it's funny, a little scary, a little sexy.
It's a rare thing, and I know, because I tried to emulate you - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
It's a rare thing, and I know, because I tried to emula...
And, um, it's probably the closest any actor - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
And, um, it's probably the closest any actor
But -- But the movie made less money than you made - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
But -- But the movie made less money than you made
You got to work with Paul Newman, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
You got to work with Paul Newman,
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
[ Laughter ]