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If you don't respect yourself ♪
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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

�� If you don'trespect yourself ♪ ♪ Ain't nobody gonnaBruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce!

�� If you don't
respect yourself ♪ ♪ Ain't nobody gonna
give a good ca-hoot ♪ Together:
Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce!

Full Transcript

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♪ If you don't respect yourself ♪
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♪ Ain't nobody gonna give a good ca-hoot ♪
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Together: Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce!
Duration
9 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:32
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
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Feel that sting, big boy, huh? That's pride fuckin' with you. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Feel that sting, big boy, huh? That's pride fuckin'...
♪ If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man ♪ - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
♪ If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man ♪
♪ You win some, lose some, all the same to me ♪ - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
♪ You win some, lose some, all the same to me ♪
♪ I don't share your greed ♪ - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
♪ I don't share your greed ♪
♪ You know I'm born to lose ♪ - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:12
♪ You know I'm born to lose ♪
Mikey: Oh, no, put me back in. Put me back in. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Mikey: Oh, no, put me back in. Put me back in.
♪ The only thing you see ♪ - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
♪ The only thing you see ♪
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the man of the hour, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the man of the hour,
you-feeling-good-yes - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:28
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"The Fifth Element," "The Sixth Sense," - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
"The Fifth Element," "The Sixth Sense,"
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
[ Laughter ]
And And it's not just action movies that made Bruce a star - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:31
And And it's not just action movies that made Bruce a...
I loved "The Sixth Sense." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
I loved "The Sixth Sense."
I don't know how you pretended not to be embarrassed - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
I don't know how you pretended not to be embarrassed
Okay, so, at the end of "The Sixth Sense," - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Okay, so, at the end of "The Sixth Sense,"
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:13
[ Laughter ]
So, in the film, uh, I play a young Bruce Willis, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
So, in the film, uh, I play a young Bruce Willis,