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If you don't respect yourself ♪
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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

�� If you don'trespect yourself ♪ ♪ Ain't nobody gonna give a good Whoo!

�� If you don't
respect yourself ♪ ♪ Ain't nobody gonna give a good
ca-hoot, na-na-na oh ♪ ♪ Respect yourself ♪ ♪ Respect yourself ♪ [ Cheers and applause ] Willis: Whoo!

Full Transcript

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♪ If you don't respect yourself ♪
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♪ Ain't nobody gonna give a good ca-hoot, na-na-na oh ♪
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♪ Respect yourself ♪
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♪ Respect yourself ♪
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Willis: Whoo!
Duration
22 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
01:15:21
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
We'll get together and have a few laughs. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
We'll get together and have a few laughs.
If you're fan of Bruce Willis movies, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
If you're fan of Bruce Willis movies,
I get the shit beat out of me for about an hour and a half, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
I get the shit beat out of me for about an hour and a half,
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
[ Cheers and applause ]
You know, in my action movies, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
You know, in my action movies,
Joe, I took you under my wing, tried to make you tough, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:15
Joe, I took you under my wing, tried to make you tough,
Joseph played a younger me in "Looper." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Joseph played a younger me in "Looper."
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
[ Laughter ]
You'll never get successful doing the same thing - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
You'll never get successful doing the same thing
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Laughter ]
"Fight Club" was the perfect movie for you. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
"Fight Club" was the perfect movie for you.
Who doesn't want to watch Ed Norton - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
Who doesn't want to watch Ed Norton
But you do have a rep in this town for being... - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
But you do have a rep in this town for being...
Norton's rubbed more people the wrong way - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Norton's rubbed more people the wrong way
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Laughter ]
But you were great in "The Italian Job." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
But you were great in "The Italian Job."
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
[ Laughter ]
If you haven't seen it, it's about how black people - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
If you haven't seen it, it's about how black peopl...