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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

He's so cute, so adorable. I bet you eat pussy, but only with the crust cut off first

Nikki Glaser:
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, everyone! [applause] Nikki Glaser:
He's so cute, so adorable. I bet you eat pussy, but only with the crust cut off first

Full Transcript

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Joseph Gordon Levitt everyone
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Cheers and applause
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He's so cute so adorable
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I bet you eat pussy but only with the crust cut off first
Duration
14 seconds
Views
841
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:56
Uploaded
Dec 03, 2022
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.

Actors

Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Self - Host
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Cheers and applause ]
I bet you eat pussy but only with the crust cut off first. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
I bet you eat pussy but only with the crust cut off first.
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
[ Laughter ]
Martha Stewart, "shank" you for being here. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Martha Stewart, "shank" you for being here.
Seriously, and congratulations - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
Seriously, and congratulations
And into your sweatshops. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
And into your sweatshops.
Surprisingly, Martha said that prison food wasn't that bad. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Surprisingly, Martha said that prison food wasn't that ...
Just, you know, as long as it was clean-shaven, so... - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Just, you know, as long as it was clean-shaven, so...
She loves attention to detail. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
She loves attention to detail.
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Laughter ]
My mom has learned everything from Martha Stewart - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
My mom has learned everything from Martha Stewart
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Cheers and applause ]
Listen, all I'm saying is that we've lost - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
Listen, all I'm saying is that we've lost
I'm, like, honored to meet her, and, um -- - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
I'm, like, honored to meet her, and, um --
[ Laughter, groaning ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Laughter, groaning ]
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:12
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
[ Laughter ]
Dom I love you but how did you have a stroke - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
Dom I love you but how did you have a stroke
Dennis Rodman, what's up? - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Dennis Rodman, what's up?
I first met Dennis just earlier tonight - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
I first met Dennis just earlier tonight