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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

[ Laughter,cheers and applause ] I'm thrilled that I got to meetMartha Stewart tonight

[ Laughter,
cheers and applause ] I'm thrilled that I got to meet
Martha Stewart tonight

Full Transcript

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[ Laughter, cheers and applause ]
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I'm thrilled that I got to meet Martha Stewart tonight.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:47
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
I had the honor of playing Martha in two separate movies. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
I had the honor of playing Martha in two separate movies.
I did my best, but the only one to truly capture Martha Stewart - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
I did my best, but the only one to truly capture Martha Stew...
And then there's Dom Irrera - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
And then there's Dom Irrera
Two minutes after I met him, he was hittin' on me. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Two minutes after I met him, he was hittin' on me.
I had to tell him, "Sorry, the last time I had sex - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:12
I had to tell him, "Sorry, the last time I had sex
He didn't just live in one. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
He didn't just live in one.
I saw her from behind, with her slender body and blond hair, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:18
I saw her from behind, with her slender body and blond hair,
I played a former model, which I was. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
I played a former model, which I was.
Bruce and I were really attracted to each other, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
Bruce and I were really attracted to each other,
Because based on how much we ended up hating each other, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
Because based on how much we ended up hating each other,
We actually came very close one time to having sex. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
We actually came very close one time to having sex.
But then he whipped it out, started playing with it, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
But then he whipped it out, started playing with it,
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:13
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
[ Laughter ]
I know we haven't had a conversation in 30 years, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
I know we haven't had a conversation in 30 years,
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
[ Cheers and applause ]
He provided the comic relief in "Get Out," - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
He provided the comic relief in "Get Out,"
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:15
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:14
[ Laughter ]
Bruce you've done movies with other black comedians - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:31
Bruce you've done movies with other black comedians