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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

You know, after our divorce, he said that he consideredthe end of our marriage his...

[ Laughter ] You know, after our divorce, he said that he considered
the end of our marriage his biggest failure

Full Transcript

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You know, after our divorce,
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he said that he considered the end of our marriage
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his biggest failure.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
01:05:07
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
But, Bruce, don't be so hard on yourself. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
But, Bruce, don't be so hard on yourself.
I mean, Planet Hollywood, "Hudson Hawk," - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
I mean, Planet Hollywood, "Hudson Hawk,"
I mean, turning down Clooney's role in "Ocean's Eleven" - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
I mean, turning down Clooney's role in "Ocean'...
I mean, I could go on, but they said it's a two-hour show, so... - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
I mean, I could go on, but they said it's a two-hour sh...
We certainly had our ups and downs, but I have to say, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
We certainly had our ups and downs, but I have to say,
I just look at our marriage like "The Sixth Sense." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
I just look at our marriage like "The Sixth Sense."...
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You are someone I truly care about. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
You are someone I truly care about.
You will always have a special place in my heart. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
You will always have a special place in my heart.
I'm so grateful that you're in my life - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
I'm so grateful that you're in my life
You've been a great friend, a great father, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
You've been a great friend, a great father,
[ Laughter, cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Laughter, cheers and applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:13
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Cheers and applause ]
Tonight, we honor the reason the world has a Vin Diesel. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
Tonight, we honor the reason the world has a Vin Diesel.
He told me numerous times not to hold back tonight, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
He told me numerous times not to hold back tonight,
I guess that's the name your mom gives you - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
I guess that's the name your mom gives you