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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

After all these years,I have to say, you know what?

[ Laughter ] After all these years,
I have to say, you know what?

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After all these years, I have to say, you know what?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
01:01:58
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
I mean, you still look the same from the eyebrows up. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
I mean, you still look the same from the eyebrows up.
I had three beautiful, amazing children. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
I had three beautiful, amazing children.
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Cheers and applause ]
And then there's the dogs and Ashton, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
And then there's the dogs and Ashton,
I mean, and, of course, you know, like, we did argue - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
I mean, and, of course, you know, like, we did argue
That's how they got stuck with "Willis." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:12
That's how they got stuck with "Willis."
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Laughter ]
I mean, every Christmas, right after he would have the girls - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:19
I mean, every Christmas, right after he would have the girls
And, man, I mean, that's what he's always called them, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
And, man, I mean, that's what he's always called t...
I mean, but what you might not know -- - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
I mean, but what you might not know --
I mean, when our daughter Rumer was a baby - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:21
I mean, when our daughter Rumer was a baby
We'll get it in the end." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:13
We'll get it in the end."
I mean, you know, some things never change. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
I mean, you know, some things never change.
I mean, we were married -- let's see -- - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
I mean, we were married -- let's see --
Like, groundbreaking. When Bruce was -- - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
Like, groundbreaking. When Bruce was --
I mean, he's big action star, like, doing a little indie film, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
I mean, he's big action star, like, doing a little indi...
He came back swinging that ball gag, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
He came back swinging that ball gag,
Like, I know that I have dyed and cut and styled my hair - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
Like, I know that I have dyed and cut and styled my hair
I mean, that's his real hair. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
I mean, that's his real hair.
And, ladies, let me tell you, the carpets match the drapes. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
And, ladies, let me tell you, the carpets match the drapes.